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King of the gun

Play King of the gun

Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

Wow, it's even almost impossible to cheat by right clicking and pressing forward before they kill you on level 3... This game is utter horrible failure, and doesn't deserve to be viewed by any living being regardless of species.

Bratz Movie Stars

Play Bratz Movie Stars

Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: 6

Dress up games= fail, at all times.

Brian Damage

Play Brian Damage

Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: -1

finished it, pretty cool. and yagames, it's supposed to be brian, is in the name brian. notice how it's spelled the exact same in the game. Maybe it's you who should be flagged for stupidity and causing trouble with your ignorance.

American Bus

Play American Bus

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

eh, it's actually not as bad as I expected, that's pretty surprising. I guess it deserves an ok score.

C. Falcon's Revenge

Play C. Falcon's Revenge

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: -2

I was originally going to write yet another rant about why lazy douches like you shouldn't muck up this site with your unfinished crap that nobody wants to see, but honestly I think it would be way more work than you even put into this "game", so I'm not going to waste my time on this ridiculous piece of trash. I just hope that you failed whatever assignment this was for, unless this was the "special" class, in which case I just hope you didn't get any shiny gold stars.

God's Commando

Play God's Commando

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: -2

Why the hell do people think that it's ok to upload tests? Is this Kongregate: play free tests? No, if it's not finished, finish the god damn thing before uploading it. Nobody wants to see your unfinished crap, don't muck up the site where people who aren't lazy douches like you want to upload games they actually took the time to finish. Plus, 10 bucks says you never finish this. I'll bet you got this far, got bored then threw it down here because you're a little kid with a short attention span who likes to pretend he's making progress and now that it's time to actually finish it'll just be too much hard, uninteresting work for you and it'll never get done. At least that's what I'm guessing. I'll take that back if you prove me wrong though.

Cops Like Donuts(Test)

Play Cops Like Donuts(Test)

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 1

Amazingly enough this might hold some promise if you work on it...

The button 2

Play The button 2

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 2

wow man, I wish I could be just like you, sitting around acting like an idiot submitting obvious shit in hopes that maybe someone will think it's funny and maybe, just maybe they'll actually talk to me so I don't have to sit around sobbing wondering why everyone thinks I'm a spaz and makes fun of me at school. I bet if you go back to school and tell all the girls how badass you are since you can submit stupid crap on some website and you don't care who it pisses off, they may actually talk to you instead of spitting on you like most days. That way you won't have to run to the bathroom and hide in the stall crying and talking to your only friend, your imaginary buddy, who may even think you're a loser too, who knows? but not after you tell em all about how cool you are online!

Fire Fight

Play Fire Fight

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

having no instructions is about the most idiotic thing an individual could do unless your original goal was to make a god damn failure. Hows about you take a look at the language on this site, get a damn clue and try not being a lazy asshole and just throwing something up here and acting like your gracing us so much with this piece of crap that we should be expected to waste our time floundering around to find what to do. Come back with the right language and the tiniest bit of thought into instructions and this might be good...of course, that's assuming this thing is yours, which judging by how little you seem to care about ease of playability seems highly suspect.

Living Bones

Play Living Bones

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 1

Really nice art style, but otherwise this thing is kinda worthless. I kinda think you shoulda figured that one out when you made it with only one attack, but if you took this little piece of crap wrapped in fine artwork and completely reworked everything...except the graphics...you might come out with something that could be considered solid, but for right now it would be just as good off if you completely took out the controls and made it a movie or something.

Sniper Assassin v1.0

Play Sniper Assassin v1.0

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

Not to put you down here, but seriously, there's very little to critic or play here, and I'm not sure why you submitted this thing. I'm pretty sure the other people think they're some sort of benevolent gods because they get to write comments and took mercy, which is really sad when they think they're better than you because they get to vote once, but back on track, I'm not going to lie, this is probably going to need a WHOLE LOT of work and you will need a WHOLE LOT more skill before something like this can measure up to games like sift heads, but like with anything else in life if you practice it enough it will come to you. But from what I see here I'd say there's no point in submitting your material at this point, because there isn't much there. As boring as it is to have to read up on programming and study it, that looks like what you really need, nobody got good at programming by just learning basic stuff, then throwing it down and submitting it.

Balls of the Guerra

Play Balls of the Guerra

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 4

I'm not sure why thebestboy said this is a nice idea, as a matter of fact I'd say that is exactly what's wrong with it. Incessantly running around a little room with no form of progression or escape is really not a very exciting game idea, I'd recommend practicing a bit more so you can make it look nicer and thinking up a new idea for a game honestly.

Burger Boy

Play Burger Boy

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

Oh, and I'm surprised, people must like you for some reason because there's only like, one flame post so far! That's rare.

Burger Boy

Play Burger Boy

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

looks like ya posted twice or somethin' man, but really I'd recommend maybe working a little more by yourself before posting stuff, I get the feeling your at a level where you won't get much more help than you can by practice.

my first flash platform game

Play my first flash platform game

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

You stupid clown! Maybe you should go practice scrubbing floors cause that's all you'll amount to in life! You don't deserve to even be classified as a human being! What a failure!... Lol, I'm jk, this actually isn't too bad an attempt honestly, and I tend to be a somewhat tough critic, but one little thing that can really make or break a game more than some people realize is a mute button, if someone is listening to music they like and have to pause it to play a game, they're going to have to be really enthralled not to just take a quick look and quit since they probably want to go back to listening, so having a mute button is a must. Other than that I think most other stuff will come with experience, so keep at it.

school sisters

Play school sisters

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 2

I'm currently doing a run through of dress up games in order to rate them a one for points and extend this advice: stop making dress up games, they have and always will automatically fail and will never, no matter how well made, amount to anything. I say this because it's the truth, as anyone on here and they will most likely agree.

Cute Girl Dress up

Play Cute Girl Dress up

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 1

dress up game=auto fail. Notice how few gameplays this has; that's because nobody at all wants to play these types of games, they look at "dress up" in the title and instantly pass it by.

Katrina Kaif Celebrity Dress Up

Play Katrina Kaif Celebrity Dress Up

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 1

Just a word of advice, dress up games have, and always will, fail very badly. I would recommend not ever making another one because they struggle to achieve even mediocrity and as a genre, it is almost impossible to attain any level of originality. But it's up to you, just letting ya know if you make these they're almost always destined to fail.

zombie buster

Play zombie buster

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

Oh, and you apparently did such a half ass job copying it you don't even know how many levels there are, cause I got past level 10 and it just keeps going.

zombie buster

Play zombie buster

Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

Erm, yeah, this is pretty much an exact copy of de-animator, so i'm actually gonna flag this. If they decide it isn't as much of an exact copy as I think it is, maybe it will get by, but what it looks like is all the exact same stuff with a different background but you didn't properly copy over all the features, which is why some of the zombies look buggy and why the shotgun doesn't work. but we'll see.

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