There's been a rash of people who are apparently illiterate and can't read well enough to understand the many queues from this site that would make them realize that this is not a video site. So, rather than typing yet another rant, which I grow tired of every time I come across another knuckle dragging, drooling, mouth breathing moron who decides that since they go to the special school and ride the special bus, that they're special enough to be the exception to the fact that there are no videos n this site, I'm just going to flag this and see what happens...
Same thing as other people, finished the wave, then nothing. Just sat there. I'm not willing to play a game that has no save option when it can freeze at any time, but if that bug gets fixed this will be quite a good game.
My question is, what drives people like you to submit this crap. It's obvious to anybody with thought processes beyond that of a sea sponge that this is completely worthless and would not be in any way amusing to anyone, so why would you waste your time and our time by submitting something like this? What in the world would drive you to do something this stupid?
I'm actually completely confused as to what causes you to lose hats, it kinda seems to be completely random...that would be why they provide you with a place to write instructions, so people actually have some idea as to what they're supposed to do. If you want people to waste their time playing your sub-par game and attempting to provide constructive criticism, the least you can do is pretend you actually are capable of the very basic levels of thought to write instructions to your own game and care enough about the game you made to fulfill your end of it. Kongregate doesn't owe you the right to put this shit up here and this crap sure as hell isn't good enough that you should expect people to waste their time floundering around trying to find out the rules and controls.
And not all game makers can tailor their games to the absolute dumbest, most unskilled, worse players to ever play their games, so unfortunately for all people like flamingsword, I'd recommend if you want to throw a temper tantrum every time you lose, you might want to either give upon life in general or give the special olympics a try, I've heard that even the most retarded people all win there!
This is horrible and nowhere near a parody, but I suspect you never actually intended to make this game clever or of any quality to begin with. Cause You're totally such a cool rebel, you can go to some game site and submit crappy games to show people online that you aren't as much of a lonely loser as you really are by pretending you don't care if you submit crap, plus if people don't like it they can't beat the crap out of you and send you home crying like they always do in real life! Why don't ya go tell all the kids who will actually talk to you at school about it, I bet they'll be really impressed man! I bet they'll be so impressed that maybe then you won't have to sit alone in the house anymore wishing anyone actually liked you or even knew you existed! But keep on submitting junk man, I bet all the girls will realize what a tough guy you are and be calling in no time!
Hey bro, I'm wondering where you got the idea that videos belonged on here. Was it the video section that's NOT here? Was it the fact that when you first come on the site it says kongregate: play free online GAMES? Was it all the other videos that are NOT on the site? So, seeing as none of those point to the fact videos belong on here, I'm still struggling to see how you could possibly still not have understood this fact beforehand. Maybe it was the fact that that video probably took 30 seconds to make? actually, I highly doubt that, I'm guess you probably slaved over this for weeks, drooling and smashing your head on the keyboard until something came out, and you were so dazed and confused from the brutal head-trauma you sustained that you probably just didn't notice this site wasn't for videos. It would probably be best for everyone involved if you did not ever upload any more of these..."things" in the future.
How god damn stupid do you have to be to think anyone would even draw mild amusement from this? It was just barely funny if someone actually did it with a piece of paper irl, but first of all it would say something like "flip this over", there was no next button, and second of all this is a game site, not a "bring your retarded 3rd grade jokes and fill the site with crap" site. I have an idea, how about you get out of the "special" class in elementary school, learn how to program so you can actually make something that's even close to a game, then come on back and give it a shot. Or as a matter of fact, don't, because I'll bet this is close to the best thing you can do if your intellect is so minuscule that you would find this in any way humorous or clever.
You must have a very, very loose grip on both language and reality if you think this is a parody of any sort. Plus parodies generally are supposed to be a bit clever to actually be worth something, and since this is so pitiful and not clever it's hard to describe, I'd have to say it's anything but a parody. I bet you made this cause even runescape was too hard for your poor little brain to handle so you made this cause it's more at your level of play, but sorry, not everyone thinks at the level of a sea sponge.
Wow dude, idk how you can't be completely ashamed of yourself for even being able to create something this crappy. Do everyone on this site a favor and never, ever submit something again. I'm surprised you could even figure you how to make a computer turn on if this is the best thing you could muster up to submit. Or did you have somebody turn the computer on and start the necessary programs and you just drooled and babbled as you smashed your head against the keyboard? Maybe that's a bit harsh, but I feel like if you people get torn into enough you'll stop uploading this crap that's obviously completely sub-par and only clogs up the site. Please, just stop.
Wow, when did commentaries start going from being clever and complex to idiotic and shallow? Seriously, if you don't have more than mush for brains don't try to act like you're capable of cleverly proving a point in a game.
Reasons I'm going to rate this a 1...
1: I can tell you're a stupid asshole by your post. If you don't want people to say your game sucks don't make a game that sucks
2: This is an exact copy of a little known game called pacman, not only is it not original, it's basically a complete copy, with the only difference being it's worse, therefore you deserve no credit.
3: it's really easy to get stuck on stuff, and every time you beat a level you have to do the same thing over again. But that goes back to this game sucking
4: Although he may very well have given you permission, using someone's name and face in a game is pretty stupid.
5: Only losers who deserve ones argue with people who make comments on their games.
So there ya go, all the reasons you fail and deserve a 1/5. Any questions buddy?
Wow, that's a great god damn game, I bet when people go "that's offensive!" then go in to find that it's actually a stupid joke at about the level of a kinder gardener they're gonna totally rate this a five. On the other hand I'm going to flag this just because only someone who's utterly stupid would make this and think anyone would find it amusing, or that anyone running this site would look at it and think it was ok.
100% of games that say "oh boy, make em kiss! that's so naughty! it's so naughty that you better not get caught! Cause if you get caught ppl are totally going to know how naughty you are cause everyone knows how icky kissing is! are aweful.
First, clicking over and over to do the same thing will always be bad.
Second, there's no excitement/motivation. This crap isn't exciting to anyone who isn't a fat little girl who dreams of finding someone who isn't so repulsed by her girth that they can take it to the highest level in a relationship...kissing!
Third, the premise is just retarded. Only a moron would buy tickets to see these idiots make out on stage, plus the jonas brothers would have more retarded than most people already think they are to not notice that there's no vocals whenever they look away, but the fans are totally cool with no vocals apparently. And what the hell is so pressing that they can't wait til' after the concert? They deserve more than trash for that stupidity.
I def agree that the mechanics are awesome, but honestly it's way too easy, I only lost 1 time all through the game, and only cause I was screwing around.
Did you wake up one day and just be like "I don't feel like nearly enough of a failure today, and I just so happen to have a keyboard I hate..Hey! I should totally make a "game" (lol!) by sitting at my computer smashing my head into the keyboard. That way I can combine all my favorite activities: Smashing my head into things, making things that fail, and displaying things that fail to other ppl so it can drag em down!"
tl;dr it fails very, very hardcore.
Even well made dress up games are pretty much 99.99% awful failures, and if well made dress up games are awful failures, I'm not sure if there is a word to describe the udder, unfathomable, insane level of awful crappiness this and other extremely poorly made dress up games attain. I mean literally, games are made to be interesting and make you feel good, and I feel more bored and actually more depressed because this game opens my eyes to how horrible the world can really be. Take this game and present it to a holocaust survivor, even they may have trouble living through it for 5 minutes...and I apologize to any survivors of the holocaust if you were offended by me mentioning you and this game in the same sentence, nobody should be subjected to even that.
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