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Hold Your Ground

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Jun. 14, 2010

Rating: 1

Oh, and one more thing that REALLY needs fixing that i've noticed...when I place blocks, especially in a tower, the blocks randomly fidget out of place, I can see it happening, they just randomly shake just a little bit and move out of place. I once left a tower and went to get a drink, and by the time I came back the tower had collapsed when it was perfectly sturdy when I left. It's really really annoying. Cause when your in levels further on, it's hard enough already without the towers destroying themselves.

Hold Your Ground

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Jun. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

saeros, if yer talking to me, then it's too bad they don't restrict everything you say with a language filter, it would probably be a lot better for everyone. The blocks hinge off of where you grab em with the cursor, so keep that in mind when you click on em. But if your blocks are flying everywhere, I'd recommend...ya know...moving em slower. And if that doesn't work cause you have Parkinsons or w/e, it's not my fault. Just delete the whole damn section and rework it then. I'm just trying to be helpful so that people don't unfairly hate on the game/creator. Which isn't me btw, so don't go getting all "rawr" on me.

Hold Your Ground

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Jun. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

You can also move blocks already out by selecting the multi-arrow thing in the bottom left then clicking and moving the blocks.

Hold Your Ground

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Jun. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

For anyone bitching because you can't delete piece or just click on another one: if you want to put a piece back or delete a piece place it and hit the bomb in the bottom left corner then click on the piece. It puts it back on your bar.

Hold Your Ground

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Jun. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

Lol, I like the idea of a sort of reverse crush the castle. It needs a few things worked on but it's definitely a good idea.

Drunk Steve

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Jun. 13, 2010

Rating: 1

And getting 8 water just recharges your health, I found this to be way too easy, I got bored long before I died. Plus the screaming whenever you hit something is really really annoying.

Drunk Steve

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Jun. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

erm, he ran into a wall then uncontrollably started bouncing back and forth on the screen...I couldn't even stop him...A drunk man def would not be able to withstand that sort of bouncing to and fro without vomiting.

Shooter Job-2

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Jun. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

erm, it makes it really hard at later levels when you have to zoom in EVERY GOD DAMN TIME to look at the shot you just made, when I have a quota of like 13k to fill that gets really annoying. If it's going to happen everything should pause. And some targets seem completely impossible to hit because it acts like I hit a pole when I can very obviously see I didn't.

MoreBallz

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Jun. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

I actually hate the fact that you lose multiplier whenever you fail to click a combo, cause honestly this game isn't nearly good enough at detecting when they're touching to be that sure that you should lose points for it.

Dice-Power Racer

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Jun. 13, 2010

Rating: -1

Well don't expect us to have that 10 seconds, which it took longer than. Ya see, cause I expect that you would make a serious attempt at making a game before uploading it, because I expect that the only reason you would want people to play your embarrassment of a game would be because you actually worked on it. Is this "Kongregate: play free joke games"? no, people upload games so they can be critiqued because they actually intend on making a serious attempt to improve their skills, or to show off their hard work. This serves neither of those purposes. So MY opinion is that you shouldn't muck up and degrade the games list where people are actually seriously trying with your junk because you for some reason believe people would actually want to play this. See, if you aren't trying to improve your skills, this isn't a serious attempt, and nobody enjoys playing this, it shouldn't be here. Oh, and if people are here cause they're bored, this certainly doesn't help.

Days of The Dead

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

Ended way too fast, I'd make it longer, but other than that it was pretty awesome actually.

Square Collect

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: -1

Wowza, I'm gonna give it a good score just for the artwork alone!

Pirates Kiss

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: 5

Each of these stupid games are an exact copy of one another, 3 things dif. Change who's the douches making out and for some inexplicable reason, are going to be mortified if anyone figures out they...*gasp*...kiss each other! gross! Change the setting, usually a place where it would be completely ridiculous to make out, which seems to fit the bill here seeing as these dumb asses are on a haunted ship and their top concern is making out without anyone seeing em, as if that's going to be what sets em off. Then change the dickwads sitting around saying "Bob, what would ya do if those people did something nuts like...smooch or somethin' crazy?" "Bill, don't even say stuff like that! If they kiss or some insane shit, I'll lose it man, I swear I'll lose it! I swear they'll pay if I see em do that!" Anyways, these games all suck really hard balls and whoever made up the idea deserves to get slapped once for every one of these that were ever made

Beauty Advancer Dress Up

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

As I've said many, many times before and probably will say many times again, dress up games always have and always will fail very very badly.

Vuvuzela button

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: 3

This is not a game. At it's best it's a horrible, horrible application that grows boring after 30 seconds, and at worst it's an categorized pile of crap that doesn't deserve to be played.

Space Runner

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: -1

Wow, I never expected to see you submit a game that actually looked sorta polished...still def needs work though, and collision detection is no good.

Fashion Shopping Girl 2

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: -2

dress up games have and always will = auto fail.

Paddle Pong

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

Unoriginal, boring, no real goal, no motivation to play. I'd rather go out and hit a tennis ball against a garage, at least then there will be consistent physics.

Track Racing

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: -3

This is not "racing", racing, if you have any idea what that work actually means, usually tends to involve multiple people competing. This should more accurately be called "driving around in circles on a poorly made track in a poorly made car".

Shoot Ducks at Bieber

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Jun. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

somehow not as satisfying as it should be considering the who we're aiming at...

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