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Besieged 2 Infinite

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Oct. 12, 2014

Rating: 2

Besieged 2: fatal error. Improves on the formula of the original with the addition of a fatal error that provides the (would be) player hours of excitement reloading the page! Thrilling!

Rail of Limit

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Oct. 11, 2014

Rating: 9

I had to come in here just to give this a 1/5. I'm tired of this developer taking their shitty old games, changing around a couple things, and pretending they're new, not to mention that I'm fairly sure they're somehow doing something shady to regularly get their disgustingly awful, buggy games to the HNG list, which I know people have indicated in the past. I've seen these guys release borderline unplayable games that supposedly managed to get a 3.5, and being as they're already obviously idiots who think they're special and should be able to cut corners rather than putting in legitimate work into making games I absolutely wouldn't put it past them. I wish there was some way to ban thegames8 from kong altogether.

Luke

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Oct. 08, 2014

Rating: -3

Came down here to say the moment I was given control I grabbed my phone and dialed 911; looks like I'm not the only one.

Galaxy-Siege2

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Oct. 01, 2014

Rating: 1

I'd like it better if it wasn't basically a carbon copy of...crap, another game that was better made than this, I can't even remember the name now. That makes me angry, I don't like not remembering things, but other than the graphics almost everything else is exactly the same.

War of Omens

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Sep. 30, 2014

Rating: -4

Have you ever considered making it so that loan can't be used twice in the same turn? I mean, ok, so it drains two coins a turn; that doesn't mean crap if someone simply chains together, like, 8 loans that they use to buy more loans that they then use to fill out their immense army that they don't need to pay for so having no damn money doesn't matter.

Polleke's Garden Escape v2

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Sep. 28, 2014

Rating: -2

Wow, talk about a dumb game. Really, when you make an escape game one of the biggest issues is whether or not the sequence of events one is supposed to follow make any sense, and shit like going on a pixel hunt for a single bent spoke, then using it to grab a plainly visible key (despite the notion of using a bike spoke making no sense), using a knife to cut a wooden god damn chair to get scissors that somehow cut through a chain...this shit's retarded, to put it plainly.

World of colors

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Sep. 25, 2014

Rating: -1

Would pressing tab to win "please me"? No, but it still wouldn't really please me any less than winning the regular way would, which is not a whole lot.

Building Rush

Play Building Rush

Sep. 23, 2014

Rating: 1

I would agree ripiz, but remember that you have to individually upgrade factories, so even if one factory is closer it still may not be the fastest. Anyways though, normally this isn't my type of game, but I actually rather liked this. Probably because it has a fairly easy to learn system without any unnecessary complications.

Ultimate Dragon Runner

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Sep. 22, 2014

Rating: 1

The moment my dragon left the ground but kept making the walking animation because the developer was too lazy to make a flying one I knew this wasn't going to turn out well. Actually, that's a lie: I pretty much knew this wouldn't turn out well the moment I saw this was by thegames8, spammer of awful, sub-par games that I'd call cookie cutter if they weren't so low quality that they're more akin to vicious parodies of the games they're trying to emulate than anything else.

Feed Us Lost Island

Play Feed Us Lost Island

Sep. 22, 2014

Rating: 2

Idk, I find the whole lock on thing pretty annoying honestly, especially because auto-attack is god damned terrible, and it'll automatically lock onto people, wrest control from you, and have your little fishy ineffectually flail around doing minimal damage if you ever bite someone out of water. Really, there was nothing at all wrong with the last games and just letting us eat people ourselves; we're big boys and girls, I promise that we can handle moving the mouse back and forth of our own volition. Hell, sometimes I can even make little circles with my mouse! Mommy says soon I'll probably be able to tie my own shoes too!

Colorize

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Sep. 20, 2014

Rating: 14

Uh oh, someone got caught red-handed. And I seriously doubt they're going to fix it, as it sounds like the majority of the game was stolen...

Freeway Fury 3

Play Freeway Fury 3

Sep. 20, 2014

Rating: 0

Guys, just remember this game next time you're out driving and make sure to be considerate. Or else the guy behind you might leap onto your car, throw you out and drive away to battle aliens.

Bowmaster Winter Storm

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Sep. 18, 2014

Rating: 8

Have you ever considered, like, idk, maybe telling us what the freaking classes do? I literally had to do a god damn google search and refer to jayisgames to even get a HINT as to whether or not classes differ besides their single unique skills. They do apparently, but I can find absolutely no information on how they do or by how much. I've never understood that, why the hell would you go through the trouble of making multiple classes with different attributes only to say "Eh, whatever, it's not important to mention any of that nonsense to the people trying to decide between these. It's much more fun for people to blindly guess at what they're doing than make informed decisions!"?

My Little Secret

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Sep. 17, 2014

Rating: 1

Wow man, this family really, really values a good breakfast...

A Good Husband

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Sep. 17, 2014

Rating: 0

Someone needs to let this poor guy know that there are alternatives. I just heard, a little while back they made this thing for all those guys who feel like they have no alternative means of obtaining sexual favors aside from remaining in soul crushing, loveless relationships: prostitutes. Unfortunately calling a prostitute and divorcing your horrible wife then maybe slandering her to everyone who knows her so they're aware what a horrible person she is is not an option presented here, and I must say I am disappointed.

oO

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Sep. 13, 2014

Rating: 0

so...is there some way to pause that doesn't involve us likely being forced to die to do it? Like a key, rather than making us click seeing as clicking is also kinda how you switch sides?

Disposabot

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Sep. 11, 2014

Rating: 4

Just to save anyone else who's as neurotic as me time, level 12 translates to "unept". I don't know what the heck that's supposed to mean, but there ya go...

Developer response from Unept

It's the 'name' of the guy who made the game, me. :)

Puzzle Fuzz: Episode 2

Play Puzzle Fuzz: Episode 2

Sep. 10, 2014

Rating: -6

Eheh, got 3 stars on all levels, and got the gauntlet badge. And I happen to have done all of it while sitting around in my boxers. Coincidence? I think not.

Puzzle Fuzz: Episode 1

Play Puzzle Fuzz: Episode 1

Aug. 25, 2014

Rating: 32

Idk, I think I'm more interested to know why she conducts all her conservation work in lingerie than why she decided she wants to conserve a species of rabbit computer screens. The latter is obvious, particularly because I imagine they don't poop all over, putting them ahead of most species. The former is far more puzzling.

The Wizard

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Aug. 23, 2014

Rating: 1

Same issue as tulio. That's upsetting, I worked my way through the level 2 times and it froze 2 times. I'm a bit of a perfectionist so I can't just go on and leave it there...which means my only other option is stopping and hoping it gets fixed.

Developer response from HypnoticOwl

That's fixed now! :) To reload right-click on the game and select "This Frame" > "Reload Frame"

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