Damn, this game looks dumb, low-res. avoidance? Blah.. wait... wait.. shoot, I'm still playing this... wait, I'm playing it more? I'm maxed out on skills?! heh, deceptively fun game when you get into it, triple jump and the evasive roll make it really sharp! 4/5 with +1 for music that doesn't get stale fast. :)
Mouse avoidance games are the second lowest form of flash games, right after idle 'games' and right before scrolling shooters. That said, music is good and the action isn't bad, 2/5 for the effort, not that this kind of game takes any...
Guys, seriously, of course profanity isn't going to work - then there's the question of whether a word that is (swear word) + (swear word) is legal, etc. ;) Develop a new vocabulary, its good for you, heh. Meanwhile, awesome game in the play and the atmosphere! 4/5 though I can't think of what is missing
A 'money' game should at least be worth it, but when I hit an enemy at 3HP for 5 damage, and the Freezer Burn poison does -1D (WTH?!) and he lives... this game shouldn't ask for a dime. Repeating the 1/5 for mindless repetition, glitching, and having their hand out without making a good game to be worth it.
Wow, this is fun! Very clever and.. wait, why did I just die when I was out in the clear? Again?!? 1/5 for failure to program your game right - a shame, I was shooting for 3 or 4 until that.
AI stands for artifical intelligence, please remove the term as nothing is intelligent about the PC's behavior. It doesn't defend or protect its War Machine, and the enemy AI actually knows what it is doing. Besides the greed-driven complaints already logged, balance is out of wack, and basic gameplay is horribly repetitive. 1/5 for this multiplayer version.
This has a lot of promise, but the hand control - your primary attack - has very poor control, and 'slamming' them into the ground only seems to slow them down, not kill 'em. 2/5 for the potential.
This game isn't socially conscious - people protesting AGAINST clean alternative fuels, just because of giant turbines? lawl As a game, I wasn't impressed, blew through it by ignoring the protesters and building until I met demand. 2/5 for the nice look and music, but the gameplay (and the point) is missing.
So let me get this straight, I wait to finally get power to send out a unit and the computer is spamming them out 6 at a time? Learn basic game concepts before worrying about sound, graphics, or feel. 1/5 for the epic fail of not knowing how to make a playable game.
What garbage. First off, shooters are easy and hard to screw up, but a 'lock' that doesn't hit the target, pausing on EVERY hit to disrupt gameplay, making us wait through bad poetry attempts, and punishing players for killing enemies with shrapnel is horrible gameplay. Epic fail, 1/5 only because there's nothing lower.
Take away the TMNT (is there copyright permission to use them?) and this is a basic platformer with limited attacks, repetitive music (which is decent), and not a lot of depth. 2/5
Bad lag, though lower the quality helps a little. It's the same damn lucky-heavy game, only with horrible levels, since most are just 37 layers of heavy walls without bringing anything new. It should be against Kongregate rules to reissue the same game (new ratings, new badges, more money) 'remixed', 1/5 for the rerun.
Wow, incredibly tough game, but really good. It only does one thing, but it does it really well! Stayed up until 4am finally beating the game, though I had to memorize a lot of the obscure locations. And Hawaii is right where it should be. ;) 4/5
Wow, this game really WANTS to be good.. but the control system is VERY flaky. Got real tired of clicking squarely on a bomb that didn't move when the mouse did. And lemme tell ya, "Surprise Bombs" is as welcome as "Surprise venereal disease". Started off fun but got UN-fun real quick. 2/5 for great atmosphere, though.
Sorry, WAY too much talking for my likes, too little interaction. Good premise though, 3/5 overall, 2/5 for my personal game tastes, heh. Love the style and the ambience!
Don't Help!! Just give us a freakin' pause button and let us do it ourselves. Also, WAY too much jabber in the beginning. It's a shooter. You shoot. Not a lot of instructions needed. ;) Game just isn't all that, nice try - but its a SHOOTER, not a very challenging archetype to start with... 2/5
This game starts out good, but the computer flat out cheats. Units appear faster than you are capable of creating them, and will sit close enough to your base to kill it off while you wait for your units to appear. Fine, if that's what you want to do, but its a major dick move to then have achievements for taking no damage... ;) 3/5 for a solid game!