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Super Doodle Man

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Nov. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

Horrible. Mostly because the music made me want to gouge my eardrums out.

Full Moon

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Nov. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

Clever - but way too short. 5/5 if it was longer.

1 Life

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Nov. 01, 2009

Rating: -1

F...this...game.

War Card

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Nov. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

Way too slow. Can't even really give an accurate assessment of the game because I got tired of watching every single move play out in slow motion. Fix that and it might be interesting.

Galaxy Wars: For the Sake Of the Universe

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Nov. 01, 2009

Rating: 1

So, the latest in weapons technology involves me swinging my ship around like a drunken maniac to sling a comet at my enemies? Kinda like a ball-and-chain? It gets too hard when the number of enemies starts filling the screen and you still have to wave your ship around everywhere to use your cutting-edge technology sling. Looks pretty, though. 3/5.

Matter Shift

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Nov. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

Great idea (and fun to play). But, graphics are sh!t and it's kinda buggy. (Ex.: on level 4 with the moving spike blocks, if you jump while in the tiny compartment on the far right, it kills you even though there are no spikes in there.) 3/5.

block avalanche

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Nov. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

Stolen or not...still crap, so who cares?

block avalanche

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Nov. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

Crap.

Elona Shooter

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Oct. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

WTF? Why can't I equip the first f'n weapon that I find? The skill was in blue, but when I tried to equip it, my box is grayed out. F you, game. Suck it.

Diner City

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Oct. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

Fun, but flawed. Sucks starting at lvl 4. If your opponent gets a 2nd restaurant, his overflow customers bypass your restaurant, but when you get a second one, all of your extra customers go straight to his other store, making him money. Cleanup is stupid every 4th turn or so. Burglar alarm is gay. All 3 of these things only apply to the player, and not the opponent. Fix these and the game would at least be even.

Diner City

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Oct. 27, 2009

Rating: 0

What's with the cleaning BS? Is that just to "balance" the crappy AI? Does the opponent get pinged for cleaning every 5th or 6th round, too? If not, then gay.

Bloodfield

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Oct. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

And the girlfriend is absolutely worthless. How does she keep ending up outside? Go the f*** home already! I'm trying to kill zombies!!!

Bloodfield

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Oct. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

I'm finding, too, that often it's not a matter of whether or not you have the right weaponry to handle a level, but more about whether you guessed the correct amount of ammo you'd need to survive 30 minute waves of attackers.

Bloodfield

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Oct. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

Awesome game except for the fact that the character moves waaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too goddamn slowly. I'm spending all of my upgrades on speed just so I can maneuver until I have better weapons. Would be 5/5 if not for that.

Trap Master

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Oct. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

Pure awesome.

Look out, Mr Johnson!

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Oct. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

funny, but too hard. mr. johnson moves too goddamn fast.

Impactus

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Oct. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

Really fun until about 6th level or so. Then it justs gets too hard. I agree with the nixing the missile comments along with the poor collision detection.

Plazma Burst: Forward to the past

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Oct. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

This game is one of the coolest on Kong except for one thing - the gay-ass platform jumping BS. The controls work fine for everything else but this part which makes it not fun. Everything else about the game is awesome.

Dreamer

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Oct. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

Was fun for until the maddening box manipulation started being a major factor in the game. Nothing fun about that. Sheer tedium.

Lumen Maze

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Oct. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

Pretty good, but a little repetitive. I think my mouse kind of sucks, too, which makes fine movement somewhat difficult. Polished-looking game, though.

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