Stop putting loot RIGHT next to the stairs so that if you try to take a look at it you end up jumping down to the next level without any option to stay back.
After a few rounds, this lags so badly I can maybe get one upgrade in per wave. Yes, my computer is a few years old, but there are a lot of games no less pretty than this that it has utterly no trouble with. If you're going to have a dragging interface, don't make me hover over the thing for a second so the bars pop up before I can actually drag (and then only usually). Please test on an older computer.
No deer in ANY city? Northeast philadelphia has plenty of deer.
There totally need to be 'that's a total non-sequitur' and 'you're using your definitions inconsistently' buttons.
Kant pulled 'your face is ugly' on me!
I went around looking for crafting on Lying + Helping a Dying Man
Are Kant's verbal mannerisms historical, or lifted from My Little Pony?
The dragging is very unreliable. It takes five drags to pick anything up, ON AVERAGE. I want to love this game, but the interface is so irritating! Go copy someone's effective dragging code already!
I almost didn't play this, thinking 'Another papa's X customer-serving game'. Well, this is what would happen if Papa hired Ranma. Martial arts burger serving!
My hero is chasing a trojan horse. To get onto the trojan horse, I run in front of its hind legs and climb a tower. By the time I am to the top, the trojan horse has moved on. I climb down the tower and repeat the process six times, never getting in position. JUST CLIMB THE LEGS YOU MORON
It really looked like I got a combo of like 8, but I see a max combo of 2. Is there something to getting a combo other than a long string of hits in a row?
I personally prefer it when these kinds of games allow you to repeat previously defeated levels to squeeze the most out of them, but not infinitely farm. Just like this one.
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i can unlock it for you now if you pay me 10$. i have to go to lunch soon and im hungry.