I should probably be escaping, but I feel compelled to write this lengthy note and hide it behind the water heater. The combination to the safe in the shed is the same as the date George Washington was sworn in for his second term, and I left the key to the guest bathroom in the anal cavity of the zombie I killed in the basement. I should probably get going now before something ba
Good God. The developers have put more time and effort into this game series than most of you kiddies have into anything in your entire lives, and they've created a consistently good quality and entertaining product. Why do you insist on crucifying them just because they're trying to get a couple months' rent out of all their hard work? Shut the hell up and give your ratings based on the part of the game that's free. Don't rate 1 automatically just because ZOMGZ DEY WANT DOLARZ.
I really wish you point'n'click people would find a more believable venue for clues than the random handwritten note from someone else who tried to escape but died. Maybe they wouldn't have died if they hadn't wasted so much time leaving all those damned notes all over the place.
To me this game is really boring and limited. It doesn't leave room for the player to come up with creative and interesting solutions to the puzzles, which to me is the real appeal of physics games. Instead it's just bomb, ramp, mine, repeat. The ark was the most interesting level, but that's kind of sad because all it required was dropping some random ramps and mines to keep the boat balanced long enough to blast the bear off of it.
Wow, some of you people must lead really great lives if the worst part of your day is being reminded of a disaster that occurred thousands of miles away. Personally I think being born in Haiti and living at ground zero at the time of the quake would have been a lot worse. But by all means, go ahead and bitch because you're HEARING about it. I'm sure that's really awful for you. Maybe someone will make a "Butthurt Internet Twelve-year-old Relief" game to help you through this difficult time. You're in my prayers.
These ads generate, what, a couple of cents per view? A fraction of a cent? The thought is nice, but I don't see how this game...thing could possibly make much of a difference, especially with all the self-centered 12-year-olds that populate this site.
I guess if I got three or four invincibility powerups in a row I might be in business, but if I were going to be that lucky I'd rather buy a lottery ticket than play this game.
If I shoot the bugs the boss kills me. If I shoot the boss the boss kills me . If I run away from the boss he follows me and kills me. I will grant you that focusing on the bugs nets me an occasional health powerup, but all that amounts to is that I survive one or two shots longer, and in the meantime I'm coming no closer to killing the boss because I'm shooting the bugs instead of him.
Yeah, um...the episode 4 mission 5 boss is impossible. And I don't mean that he's really hard and frustrating and I'm mad so I'm venting in the comments section by SAYING he's impossible. No. He is LITERALLY, MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT. He kills you in 6 or so shots with a railgun that instantly, unerringly hits you so you can't dodge it. Before you die, if you're on the ball, you might just be able to knock down 10% or so of his health. So unless there's some magical perk I forgot to buy, I'm saying he's impossible. If any of you can contradict that fact feel perfectly free to post.
Whee, was wondering when this would get here. Easily the most awesome DTD-type game out there. I'm a bit saddened that you felt the need to leave out a couple of modes for this version, but they weren't exactly my favorites anyway.
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