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Arcanorum

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Dec. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

Forget about muting the sound, where's the option for turning off the freaking lag?

The LaCoGeSSta Research

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Nov. 29, 2009

Rating: -1

The background text is obnoxious, and the menu interface for disabling it is even more obnoxious. No menu should have a freaking learning curve, and it's possible to escape the menu and drift into nothingness, which can only be solved by resetting, which completely cancels out any feeling of "cleverness" that you might have been trying to create by using the game mechanics for navigating the menu. I consider this a serious design flaw, so 2/5 until it's fixed.

The Forest Temple

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Nov. 25, 2009

Rating: 0

Fireboy and Watergirl was the worst movie ever. Wait...maybe I'm getting confused.

Glow Cut

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Nov. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

Can you say repetitive stress injury?

Hotel Catastrophe

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Nov. 23, 2009

Rating: 1

Why do I need a key to get out of my room? Do I also need to flush the toilet before I take a crap?

Dragon Age: Journeys

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Nov. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

Protip: You do not "fire" a bow.

What You See

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Nov. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

Level 4 seems like it might be unfair to colorblind people.

Lateral - The Word Association Game

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Nov. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

Words are only associated with the words connected to them. Not everything relates back to the first word.

Lateral - The Word Association Game

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Nov. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

Ugh, need help with level 3. Soccer -- ? -- Fights, and most of the lower-right corner.

Lateral - The Word Association Game

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Nov. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

I mean sure, if you're finding you're having to use a spelling you're not used to, that may be a legitimate concern. But you don't have to phrase it like "Why do people always use INFERIOR AMERICAN SPELLING OF NOT REAL ENGLISH BECAUSE IT IS NOT IN ENGLAND WHERE PEOPLE SPEAK REAL ENGLISH BECAUSE MY SUPERIOR ENGLISH-SPEAKING ENGLISH COUNTRY IS CALLED ENGLAND AND IS THEREFORE AUTOMATICALLY RIGHT REGARDING ALL THINGS ENGLISH AND ENGLISH-RELATED."

Lateral - The Word Association Game

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Nov. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

Ok, I hate to sound like an elitist American dick, but this is directed purely at the elitist UK dicks: There are 55,000,000 English speakers in the UK. There are 280,000,000 English speakers in the US. I'm sorry we tend to exert greater control over the language that is named after your country. Get over it. If you wanted us to spell "color" with a "u" so badly you should have been nicer to us in the sixteenth century.

Lateral - The Word Association Game

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Nov. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

Ok, I like the concept of the game, but I think my complaint echoes what a lot of other people are saying: there are some really, REALLY obscure things in the built-in level pack, and quite frankly it's pissing me off. A logic game that requires a walkthrough to complete is not a very well designed logic game.

Jetpack Jailbreak

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Nov. 09, 2009

Rating: 1

Haha, you all fail at gravitational physics. If you're INSIDE a celestial body, the net gravitational force it exerts on you decreases depending on how far you are below the surface. If you were at the exact center of a planet, the gravity would be zero. So yes, the increasing gravity makes perfect sense. If you don't believe me, check out the mathematical proof: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_theorem

Ge.ne.sis

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Nov. 05, 2009

Rating: 0

The character development is almost non-existent. Nera is angry, Sisy is annoying (oh wait i mean "perky"), and Gely, aside from being two-faced, has no personality at all, and there's really nothing more that can be said. The dialog is cliche, obnoxious, unfunny, and unbelievable. But if I squint my eyes and pretend I'm playing a console RPG from the mid-90's I can kind of ignore all that, and the combat system is actually pretty neat. So...4/5

Clockwords: Prelude

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Oct. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

And antkins: The names of months and days are proper nouns.

Clockwords: Prelude

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Oct. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

This is a good game. Strategy tip: I find it much easier to have a lot of low-level letters than too many high-level ones, so I don't find myself fishing for words containing "z" or "x" all the time. "Q" is nice, though.

Picma

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Oct. 14, 2009

Rating: 1

Picross with colors? My mind is blown. I just wish you had played more with the concept. Only a tiny minority of the puzzles are multicolor.

King Island 2

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Oct. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

The dialogue reads a lot like a squirrelking fanfic.

Steam of War

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Oct. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

Why can't you select all your units at once? Why do my units randomly refuse to move when it's really important, like when a barrage of tanks is raining down on my advance scout? Why do my clicks keep selecting existing units instead of deploying new ones?

Red Ball 2

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Oct. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

The deus ex machina hidden platforms of suck in level 17 made me want to throw my monitor out the window because 1) the level is virtually impossible to solve without the walkthrough; even if you know the platforms are there you need a feel for exactly WHERE they are or you'll overshoot and roll right off them, and 2) my solution (attempting to scale the wall by building up a lot of spin and rolling up it) would have been a much cleverer use of the game's physics engine.

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