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Hack Slash Crawl

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Mar. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

Er...how come the damage readout messages have all been replaced by "YO IT ENEMY OR IRE ME" or something to that effect?

Sugar, sugar

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Mar. 08, 2011

Rating: 8

I can't wait for "Honey, Honey," the sequel.

Mitoza

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Mar. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

Ice cream. I always choose ice cream, because who wouldn't?

Hack Slash Crawl

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Mar. 04, 2011

Rating: 1

Kitilid necromancer is a good build for new player who haven't earned many good titles. Let your skely pals get dirty while you stand back and poison anything powerful enough to squeeze through. Swarm is also a great boss killer, and in the long run does decent damage even to enemies resistant to poison.

The Legend of the Golden Robot

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Mar. 03, 2011

Rating: 2

Why do you keep making me go back after I die and repeat every single thing I did in the village? Why do you hate me so much?

Burrito Bison

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Mar. 02, 2011

Rating: 0

There ought to be a leaderboard for attempts to complete or whatever you want to call it. The number of launches you do before you escape.

Burrito Bison

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Mar. 02, 2011

Rating: 3

Aha! I've figured it out! This is an inception! The gummies don't care how many of them die or how many times Burrito Bison escapes because they are merely projections of the subconscious! It's obvious that Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to implant an addiction to sweets into Burrito Bison, thus causing him to gain weight and end his wrestling career! But this time he will not succeed!

Burrito Bison

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Mar. 01, 2011

Rating: 23

Ah, there's just something intrinsically hilarious about watching a big beefy masked wrestler guy bouncing on a pogo stick with a deadly serious expression on his face.

Rebuild

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Feb. 28, 2011

Rating: 11

Urgh, always seems like I'll roll the ideal city. School, hospital, laboratory, and some farms all within one space of my initial blocks, some good happiness and defense buildings on the second ring. Plenty of survivors and food around. And then my first missions will fail and I'll lose my leader and a soldier or two. -_-

Reactance

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Feb. 28, 2011

Rating: -4

I had this beef with Monochrome too. There's a reason why space shooters usually aren't grayscale, why in fact they're usually one of the most neon-colorful gaming genres out there: because otherwise they look boring as *&!#. And it's not like making something gray makes it "colorblind-friendly." All you need is contrasts of value to compensate for people who can't see contrasts of hue, and you can't get much more value contrast than BRIGHT COLORS ON A BLACK BACKGROUND. Anyways, I'll try actually playing the game now. Maybe, like Monochrome, it'll be fun enough to make up for its dumb stylistic premise.

Clarence's Big Chance

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Feb. 25, 2011

Rating: 0

Hmm, based on my early foray into level 2 I've decided that the outside is evil because there aren't many computers. Wha-?! Wait a minute, you've even got me THINKING like a 35-year-old man-child!

Interlocked

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Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 4

This really wouldn't be challenging as a RL toy. If you study the puzzles closely, even the complex ones, you'll realize that most of them could be disassembled just by shaking them and letting gravity do its work. Which wouldn't be a bad idea for a game feature. ;) But seriously, as has been mentioned, the precision gets annoying. Maybe allow one piece to "jiggle" another if they're very close to sliding through a gap or whatnot.

Flagstaff: Chapter One

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Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 5

This one is so easy and simple it feels more like a demo than an actual game, not that it wasn't fun to play. I hope the sequel has a lot more depth and challenge.

Aliens Kidnapped Betty

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

Bah, a laughably simple fix would cut out 90% of the frustration in the game without really taking away any of the challenge. Make it so if the player clicks in midair the character will jump as soon as he touches the ground. [+] if you'd like to see this change!

Aliens Kidnapped Betty

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

Collision detection is a little over-sensitive, as is the timing if you need to jump immediately after landing. Otherwise, good game.

King's Guard

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Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: 2

"Superior sack of the wood?" My new favorite item.

Burrito Bison

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Feb. 19, 2011

Rating: 5

And the moral of the story is: Mexican candy is terrible. This entire game is a metaphor for what happens inside your stomach after you eat Mexican candy.

Burrito Bison

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Feb. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

And to think that before I played this game I thought a "crotch rocket" referred to some kind of motorcycle.

Rebuild

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Feb. 18, 2011

Rating: -1

There should be a way to quit to the menu from within the game, unless I'm missing one. The early game at harder difficulties kind of depends on catching some lucky breaks, and while I accept that this is just one of those games that does that I'd like to be able to "reroll" a little more quickly.

Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

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Feb. 16, 2011

Rating: 5

It must be tough to be a sushi-loving hamster with fatal hydrophobia. How do you even get the fish?

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