Someday someone will make an MMO that's just pictures of well-endowed scantily-clad fantasy chicks. No actual gameplay, just boobs. It's probably the closest thing this type of MMO has to a redeeming quality, so why not milk it, figuratively speaking?
"From the makers of 'I Have 1 Day' and 'Don’t Shit Your Pants'" was almost enough for me to rate the game a 5 sight unseen. Then I discovered just how totally wicked awesome it was and wished I could vote it a 6. The overall feel, relative simplicity, and cool upgrade system is reminiscent of Cursed Treasure.
It would be nice to be able to respec your skills somehow. I chose the rear-firing machine gun, and then later in the game I decided the sawmine was my favorite weapon. So now the rear-fire is redundant. It'd be nice to go back and pick something else without having to restart the entire game.
This comment may sound off-color, but it's primarily a question of anime authenticity. This is probably the most poorly-endowed female anime cast ever conceived on either side of the Pacific. I'll leave the question of whether that's a good or a bad thing to the philosophers, but it is exceedingly odd. I'm not saying that ALL of the ladies need to be ten pounds overweight and carrying it between the neck and the ribcage, but you'd think that Nefereti, being [SPOILER]quasi-[/SPOILER]evil, would at least have a decent pair in concordance with the Second Law of Anime Body Proportions, which clearly states: "The bubbliness of the jubbliness shall be directly proportionate to the bitchness of the witchness."
Someday humor scientists need to figure out why there's something intrinsically hilarious about slapping photos of prominent socialist leaders/thinkers onto Monty Python-style animation.
Heheh, found an exploit. In Dreamworld level 5 (there are probably a couple of other levels where you can do this to), go past the first warper and fly up and left until you're perched on the ceiling above the first warper. Endless Big Air! Switch to another tab for a while and come back when your score is to your liking. There will be riots.
The life of a mindflayer archer must be pretty frustrating. "Good job picking those guys off, Harold! We're going to go eat their brains now! See you back at camp!"
Everyone keeps talking about how awesome the characters and plot are, then five minutes into the game I've got some girl going, "I have no idea who you are but I'm gonna leave my home and all my friends behind and come with you and become an outlaw who can legally be killed without trial! For no particular reason except that I guess you need the uncanny mechanical skills that I conveniently yet improbably possess! Narf!"
Pro tip: Chain hit is the KING of gems. Here's an awesome strategy once you have enough skill points to max out Chain Hit and Flexibility with enough Focus that you can unlock chain hit, if needed, with plenty of mana to spare. Create a chain hit gem with a splash of another color for dual gem bonuses (if you have the premium content you might do even better with a tricolor). As you go, surround your gem with chain hit amplifiers and upgrade your primary shooting gem. In longer levels you'll eventually have a powerhouse with enormous range, damage, and firing rate that can also hit 4 or 5 monsters with every shot. It'll rip through large crowds and brute force its way through the strongest armor. Traps? Obsolete. Shrines? Sure, build a couple, but only for the multiplier bonuses. I win most of my levels with exactly one shooting gem. I would suggest choosing all armor for this strategy though, as an early swarm wave can overwhelm you if your chain hit bonus isn't high enough yet.
When going for the 1000 meter badge, I've found that it's good to stick to the left side of the screen whenever possible. A lot of the good double-jump shortcuts appear there.
Let's see, what kind of hilarious references will jive with the youth-dominated gaming market of today?...I know! Charlie Chaplin! And Groucho Marx! Genius!