Wait, I just realized this after years of slogging through these endless games... Why am I paying to upgrade Papa's shop? Why am I using my own paycheck to install a better mixer?
Appears to be no point to resetting, other than to get an achievement. Appears to be no point to achievements either. I like the idea, but this is missing a LOT of stuff right now.
"Dad, why do you keep a huge pile of gold coins under the living room rug in a floor safe?" "Because if the coins aren't locked up, they bring bad luck." "So... why not take them to the bank?"
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Ah, yes, if you're depressed, if you have a chemical imbalance, just throw away your medicine and accept your depression as part of you.Then you'll magically no longer have crippling depression! What a great lesson to teach people!
Ten things I hate about every one of these games: 1. The script. 2. The amount of dialogue. 3. The sheer number of games. 4. The fact that they keep getting badges. 5. The terrible, horrible, unfunny, cringeworthy dialogue. 6. The inability to skip all of the dialogue at once. 7. The screen shaking thing. 8. The fact that there's 5 minutes of game for every hour of dialogue. 9. The fact that the script makes me want to punch my computer screen. 10. The "..." and "!" reactions that I can't just skip with spacebar. 11. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY! STOP MAKING ME READ YOUR DRECK!
Hardest part of this game? Understanding what the ____ the dev is trying to say. Spend two machine guns on block? 1000 damage in absorb? TENIS??? I get that English isn't your first language or whatever, but why wouldn't you ask somebody to review your text before publishing this?
This being the BotD inspired me to finally achieve the Hard badge. For me, the solution was to play on Radar mode, as it basically allowed me to follow the path of the shapes around the screen and (fairly) easily avoid the reds.
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