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Innkeeper

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Apr. 07, 2012

Rating: 2

So, I have to start a new game to get all of the badges simply because I bought all of the upgrades before the badges were made? While not a big deal given that we are provided with 2 save files, it would really suck if I had bought all upgrades in both files prior to the implementation of the badges. In other words, bad call.

Stealth Hunter 2

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Apr. 02, 2012

Rating: 0

2/5. The controls are very unresponsive. Gun will auto fire. I am holding space and I have 100 rounds. The guard is in the sights. Explain to me why in the bloody hell it is not firing?

Innkeeper

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Mar. 30, 2012

Rating: 1

"There is not enough amenities on this floor." What the hell? You are on floor 2. It is nothing but amenities. How can there not be enough when the only thing on it besides amenities is the elevator to get to it?

New Star Soccer

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Mar. 28, 2012

Rating: 3

Ball goes into goal. No points. You know, maybe you should make sure that if a teammate goes off the screen, they cannot pass the ball. If not that, make those goals count.

New Star Soccer

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Mar. 27, 2012

Rating: -1

"It will improve your relationship but cost 25% energy." I don't have 25% energy left, so I say no. I lose 25% relationship. Maybe you should warn players that there is a detriment to refusing?

Zombie Misfits

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Mar. 24, 2012

Rating: 1

Apparently, the weapons do not work either. Did anybody playtest this on a normal computer? I am sure someone tested it on a top of the line machine built simply to play games perfectly. The rest of the world does not have that kind of machine.

Zombie Misfits

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Mar. 24, 2012

Rating: 2

Doesn't load most of the time, unresponsive, cannot scroll most of the time. How did this game get rated so highly? The game needs to allow scrolling with arrow keys/WASD. At the very least that could justify its rating.

Pirates of the Stupid Seas!

Play Pirates of the Stupid Seas!

Mar. 24, 2012

Rating: 1

Only downside to this game? Too short. A sequel is needed. Still 5/5

Memohuntress

Play Memohuntress

Mar. 20, 2012

Rating: 1

3/5. I would love to give the game a better rating, but there are problems that prevent me from doing that. When I click on the item, I expect the game to realize I clicked on it. I should not have to quintuple click anything. Using the hint system, it should not point at someplace you cannot reach and cannot see. I'm stuck on level 3 with the arrow pointing at the weird cowboy/sherriff and looking for 3 ninja stars.

Developer response from SpikeVallentine

What? Really? Maybe this is lag. Press [Q] or the Q button at bottom right. We didn't program it that way. For me and many others it registers instantly. I am very sorry you had to go through this. I'm not sure what 3 ninja stars are left but this walk through will guarantee help you! http://youtu.be/t-UdhlHbctM

Paper Dreams

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Mar. 09, 2012

Rating: 77

Nice concept, but not deserving of the top game spot. For one, I am unable to get any money at all. So, the upgrade and equip screens are completely useless. Yes, I grabbed the item box that falls from destroyed enemies and I beat the levels. No money. This forces me to use skill, patience, and a lot of cursing to beat a level. I have beaten the game, but since the advertised free features are not available to all, be it bug, glitch, or just a jerk of a developer, I have to give it 2/5. If all features worked, I could raise it to 3/5. But until then, 2/5, and not deserving of the praise it is getting.

Monsters TD

Play Monsters TD

Mar. 08, 2012

Rating: 1

Just what is the difference between poisoning and burning a monster? Besides the fact that 1 monsters resists burning and 1 monster resists poisoning.

Necronator 2

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Mar. 06, 2012

Rating: 2

How did this game get worse? Now I cannot direct my units at all beyond retreat, stop, and charge. When there are 2 or more pathways, they always choose the one filled with ranged attackers that kill them before reaching striking distance. I tried using the Way Point. They never choose the way point route.

Necronator 2

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Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: 3

*Turns off Auto-Move* *Creates a Unit* *Auto-Move turns itself back on* If I wanted Auto-Move on, why would I turn it off in the first place? Game needs to be fixed so that the computer does not make decisions for you that are the opposite of what you told it to do.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: 0

Took a while for this game to get here. I guess I can destroy it again.

DuckLife 4

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Feb. 25, 2012

Rating: -1

Having to grind is not a sign of a difficult game. It is only a sign of a poorly made game

DuckLife 4

Play DuckLife 4

Feb. 24, 2012

Rating: 3

way, way, way too grindy. I have spent the last 3 hours trying to improve my chicks' running stat. It has gone up by 15. The 15 was during my last attempt. Stat distribution is way too random. I liked the other games in the series, but this one was calling a penguin an Emu and expecting no one to notice.

Mr. Bree - Returning Home

Play Mr. Bree - Returning Home

Feb. 14, 2012

Rating: 0

Save point. Right next to a box shooting spikes. Spawn right as the box fires a spike. Holding space or x does not let you jump out of the way. Can anyone think of why this is a problem? (Hint: It involves beating the level).

Rod Hots Hot Rod Racing

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Feb. 13, 2012

Rating: -1

Constant roll overs result in a 2/5. Cyclomaniacs was much better.

Abobo's Big Adventure

Play Abobo's Big Adventure

Feb. 11, 2012

Rating: -12

Considering I am informed that I do not have enough rage when I press up, down, left, right, a, or s, I am giving this a 1/5. It is not that I hate the game, it is just that the game will not let me do anything.

Super Samurai Sweeper

Play Super Samurai Sweeper

Feb. 11, 2012

Rating: -15

Not one of Nerdook's better games.

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