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Shadez: The Black Operations

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Aug. 23, 2008

Rating: 0

Slick, pretty, but ultimately just plain lame. This needs proper campaign modes, not just endless survival. Or if the campaigns are finite, there needs to be some sign of it before the player gets bored and just gives up.

Achilles

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Aug. 19, 2008

Rating: 0

This was a scummy little game the first time by, and I regret wasting more time with it now.

Solar Chiefs

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Aug. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

Needs documentation badly.

Epic war

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Aug. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

Not epic, barely war, and a really scummy Bowmaster clone. I don't mind clones, but there's really no excuse for coming in so far under the bar set by the thing you're cloning. 2, and some epic contempt.

Ragdoll Cannon 2

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Aug. 13, 2008

Rating: 0

Needs less graphics, more physics.

Bubble Tanks 2

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Aug. 08, 2008

Rating: 0

Surprisingly fun - much more so than BT1. I'm not sure if I can explain why, though all the changes between games seem to have been positive.

Territory WAR Online

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Aug. 07, 2008

Rating: 0

If it's just a demo, why the hell should I play it?

Duck, think outside the flock

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Aug. 04, 2008

Rating: 0

Stupid, boring, crappy. But because it has ducks it gets scored. C'mon, K, maybe it's time to exercise some editorial rating.

New User Tutorial

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Aug. 02, 2008

Rating: -1

Wow, junk flash getting four stars. Here's a great tip for all you "New Users" - when you uprate crap like this, you clutter up the site for everyone. Give it a 1 and walk quickly away.

Merlin's Revenge 3

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Aug. 02, 2008

Rating: 0

Wake me up when I don't have to download crap.

Age of War

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Aug. 01, 2008

Rating: 0

Wow, this sucks. Who the hell is giving it four and five stars? It's like all the other queue-em-ups, except with a lower battlefield dimension number, maybe 1.1 rather than the 1.5 of, say, Bowmaster, or even some 2+ I've seen lately. There's no strategy, there's no real arcade aspect, and it's a really crappy puzzle. I got the card, hell, I got the badges, and there's no reason to ever play again.

Sift Heads 0

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Jul. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

Get a spellchecker.

Skydiver Mach II

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Jul. 12, 2008

Rating: 0

Not just disturbing, but disturbingly stupid.

Typing Ninja Hunter

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Jul. 11, 2008

Rating: 0

This game is still lame, even with a card.

Pop Pirates

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Jul. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

Smooth, but I fail to see what the fun is. Good code, lousy game design.

Aliens Must Die : The Jupiter Wars

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Jul. 03, 2008

Rating: 0

It's pretty. There's interesting variety. And it plays waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast. You can make a crowded 2d shooter, or a fast 2d shooter, but crowded and fast means that you didn't bother to do any playtesting, or that you're one of those chest-thumping HARRD GAMEZ R0CK idiots. 2/5

Besieged

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Jun. 28, 2008

Rating: 0

Probably better-titled as "Really Basic Tower Defense". Some good ideas, but not really interesting.

IndestructoTank! AE

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Jun. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

Meh. Once again proving that shinier does *not* mean more fun.

ELEPHANT RAVE

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Jun. 16, 2008

Rating: -1

Are you fracking kidding me? Is this sort of *navel-lint* fifth-tier dreck what Kong thinks is worth highlighting?

- Music in Motion -

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Jun. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

Complete crap. No thought put into design, no thought put into execution. The music is only okay. I want twenty minutes of my life back.

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