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Nano Kingdoms

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Apr. 25, 2012

Rating: -4

...Am I the only one who hears these little guys saying "F***in' idiot!"?

i saw her standing there

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Apr. 13, 2012

Rating: -4

The first line of the novelization of this game: "John Stalvern dated."

Stealth Hunter 2

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Apr. 01, 2012

Rating: 2

Type randomly on your keyboard as fast as you can in order to hack terminals? Brilliant.

Innkeeper

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Mar. 30, 2012

Rating: 5

Wait a minute... Why do these people check in during the day, and then leave at night? What kind of inn is this!?

Kill the Heroes

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Mar. 27, 2012

Rating: 6

A quick glance at the thumbnail, the first few words of the description, and I immediately knew this was a Nerdook game. Of course, I could say that about any game and have a 35% chance of being right.

Zombie Madness

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Mar. 25, 2012

Rating: -4

Okay... I started up the game, went to career mode, started Wave 1... And there are no zombies. Am I missing something?

Epic Stand

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Mar. 24, 2012

Rating: 171

These grammatical errors are hilarious. "I am ready to whatever you got!"

Anaksha Mini Adventures 2: A New Threat

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Mar. 16, 2012

Rating: 2

Oh god, it's Timecube guy! How the hell did he get in this game?

New Star Soccer

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Mar. 15, 2012

Rating: 7

I hate to be THAT player, but my teammates all suck, and given the opportunity I will kick the ball over their heads and into the goal.

Memohuntress

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Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: 2

I hate to be negative, but I really hate when the highest rated comments on any given game are always talking about how it's the greatest work of art of all time. Granted, the game has plenty of good points, but the storytelling (both the writing and the way the "cutscenes" are handled) is rather clumsy. I normally wouldn't go out of my way to decry that sort of thing, since it's not that big a deal and is to be expected from a Flash game, but as a writer it really hurts me to see these kind of comments handed out so easily. I feel as if any compliments I've gotten on my own works have been meaningless, because people think the mere existence of a family abandonment plot is more important than the execution of said plot.

Fairway Solitaire

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Feb. 17, 2012

Rating: -1

You should probably specify which kind of Solitaire it is in the title or description. Most people are more familiar with Klondike Solitaire.

Mardi Gras Mayhem

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Feb. 16, 2012

Rating: 0

On the one hand, worst girlfriend ever. On the other hand, WHEEEEEEE!

Mr. Bree - Returning Home

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Feb. 14, 2012

Rating: 1

Also, while the input lag still exists, Low Quality settings did seem to fix it... Except in the Butchery. Which is probably the hardest part.

Mr. Bree - Returning Home

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Feb. 14, 2012

Rating: 0

Um... The "fixed" sliding controls create a bit of a problem when trying to get the bad memory in level 10 now.

Mr. Bree - Returning Home

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Feb. 13, 2012

Rating: 1

Is anyone else experiencing an issue where the controls will suddenly stop responding for half a second as if they've "lost connection", or is it on my end? When it happens, not only will buttons not work, but taking my finger off a button won't register either. (i.e. I'll keep moving when I try to stop.)

This is the Only Level 3

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Feb. 06, 2012

Rating: 0

The easter egg for level 6 is to type "Mellon".

Jennifer Rose: Flirting Fashionista

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Feb. 02, 2012

Rating: 37

Ah, the good old days, when "for girls" meant "absurdly pink, and focused entirely on clothes, shopping, and boyfriends".

Chaos Faction 2

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Jan. 23, 2012

Rating: 2

"Congratulations! You started playing on 15/6/2010, 11:28:04. So it took you 14081 hours, 47 minutes, and 2 seconds to complete." Um, yay?

Red Planet

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Jan. 16, 2012

Rating: 1

If an enemy is hit by a shotgun while they're offscreen, they'll disappear and won't count towards your total kills for that stage. This means you can't complete the stage. So, unless my testing was off somehow, I guess this means you just really shouldn't use shotguns.

Chuck the Sheep

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 3197

There seems to be a glitch with the last quest. Either it doesn't count 99/100 as being "all quests completed" (since it's the 100th quest itself), or it doesn't register "Magma Valley completed" if you've already beaten the game (which you've almost certainly done by that point).

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