2/2 The health upgrade with this many potions was useless, as if you have nearly infinite refills, there's no point upgrading it. I'm not sure if the game was meant to allow me to keep adding into attack after it was maxed, but I did... though I was paying zero attention to if it was adding to my damage or not. The speech with the sheriff text boxes were backwards, with the character saying his speech just after the freeing of Stabby. The monsters felt a bit repetitive, yetis are nice and all, but keep them in the snow areas. Anyway, despite a long list of issues, I had fun. 4/5
1/2 Fun game, and the use of giraffes is something original and refreshing. The controls felt comfortable, and the game play didn't lag to the point of doom. My grievances with the game are as follows. 1. I HATE the wall jumping mechanic, in my opinion the way it should work is holding the direction against the wall then jumping instead of mashing up which was the only thing I could get to work consistently. Along with this, I didn't care for the automatic latch on either, it was more frequently getting me killed than helping me. The potions are WAYYYYYY too common for the game to really have any difficulty, especially if you buy the treasure upgrade in the first town... which I did out of curiosity. Bombs did felt alright though, but I never did burn off more than I had as it was mostly just a mob mauler.
So... I accidently hit leader board on accident trying to mute... the game went gray and nothing ever popped up forcing me to restart on hard mode level 62/75. I'm only trying to rank up but this is a problem.
I'll have to agree with the stuff shooting me off screen. I don't think I had died to it, but it's just annoying. Other than that, I really have no compliments or complaints, which has left me with a mediocre feeling. 3/5
This was an alright game. Nothing much better than large explosions and corpses flying everywhere.... some things boys never grow out of. Good array of weapons, levels were interesting. Can't say much for the difficulty as you really can't "Die". There were two problems I came across however. One, there was occasionally an elevator that for some reason had one button and if I hit it and got shot off/fell off, I was screwed and had to restart. There was another spot like this except with a bridge. Maybe it was intentional in the design, but it was just annoying. The BIGGEST problem lied in things dropping infront of buttons (the shop for example). I would purchase a weapon and it would hit something and go flying infront of the button and I could not pick it up. Frustrating. Overall though, good game. 4/5
Nothing made me happier than the chapter six boss "losing" even though I lost every fight and got the badge. This is THE most boring "wait to play" type games I've ever played, tons of careless typos and some barely make sense. Wait wait wait wait then wait some more... the more you level the more you wait making the game even more boring that it was to begin with. Would you really think the people that enjoy this would want to level higher simply to wait longer? This is obviously nothing more than a money grab and I really feel sorry for anyone forking money to play this crap. Please have some standards people.
It's.... okay. I didn't mind playing through until it's completion but there really wasn't any depth or that much interest to it. Enemies around the starting area should be weaker unless questing and enemies farther should typically be harder. I think the second thing I ran into was one of the large ships with no prayer of running. I liked the concept of buying and selling for a better price elsewhere, but just something is missing. Maybe it's because there are only 5 events that can happen outside. Gold isn't really that useful after ships/equips. Not sure, it just felt empty most of the play through. 3/5
Got lucky with the first boss. I had a bunch of buildings, and seeming how he has a reload time, he isn't able to bomb everything. If he goes by you, he just comes out the left side again with weakened hp. Give that a try.
Not sure if the companion thing is broken but G didn't work (this really wasn't explained in game). Not as it matters as they are largely worthless anyhow. Not sure why the guns were made so weak, maybe it's different for other classes (think I was a PI) but melee did way more damage for the most part with no reload time. It didn't seem like the blunts/bladed stats did anything to my damage, so I didn't bother with them after a certain point either and wasn't sure if that was broken. I would have liked to see more of a difference in zombies. Sure most of them look different but skinny people took one hit, fat people took two hits with very little (cop occasionally) variation. Anyway, I did enjoy playing it, and hopefully I'm not this big of a pack rat during the zombie apocalypse. Quests were interesting, I enjoyed rummaging through people's junk to find stuff. 4/5
It difficult to make these types of games to stand out, and this one really doesn't either. The only thing that does is, and it shared with a few others, is the customization of the ship, but realistically rockets beat everything for me, minus the boss run in which I just had to pass on (all homing, 2 split, 1 affliction, 2 shields and either healing drones or antimatter bomb). I really don't understand why every bullet hell type game needs this loud garbage techno type crap music... am I the only one who hates this music while plays games? The shapes of the ships and bullets looked uncreative, but despite my complaints, the game is playable on mute. 3/5
Know what I'm curious about? How many dorks play just to see more boobs. How low intelligence do you assume your players are to hope they'll stay on longer because some animated chick has her knockers out? Give me a break. Most of these types of games are guilty of this.
Hmm... I've yet to find something that gets me pssed the f5f5f5f5 issue even after browsing the forums. If anyone has any other suggestions, please pm me I'd like to try this game.
Very large bug. The new terraforming tool was allowing me to flatten the land (in this case into lava) on the edges of the screen even if there are enemy buildings there. Dropping entire armies into the lava and enemy buildings are gone instantly.
Health felt a little low initially, but the game actually gets pretty easy with flamethrower then the flame shooter later. Nothing else really dished out damage well enough. For the last few levels, all I really did was hold in the attack button and shoot in the general direction of them and just continuously move up and down and TRY to get the food. Try that if you're having any troubles. Oh, and I don't know if it was supposed to be this way, but I only saw gas on the first two cars, everything else ZERO gas.
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Fixed :D ... hopefully!