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Anaksha: Female Assassin

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Nov. 20, 2008

Rating: 0

Ugh. This game has fantastic visuals and fantastic audio. Apparently that's everything to all the other posters here. What it lacks is gameplay and writing. The plot is okay, but the actual script is frankly crap. It's very poorly done...and the gameplay is the same thing over and over. The only differences are "how many" and "where." The where part is also very irritating. If you have to shoot them in a specific place, you can be a pixel or two off and you've failed the entire mission. It doesn't help that the zoom keeps the mouse sensitivity of the default zoom, so one pixel over in the default zoom is about five in the full zoom, so every time you move your mouse it jumps quickly side to side. Not to mention you have to wait forever for the dudes to actually walk onto the screen in the first place. It's just not at all fun. Also, good lord, could you have made a more hideous emo main character? Nose ring, black lipstick, tattoo, whiny depressive monologue. Ugh. 3/5.

Anaksha: Female Assassin

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Nov. 20, 2008

Rating: 0

Nose ring? Black lipstick? Really? Ewwwww.

Zilch

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Nov. 18, 2008

Rating: 0

I hate luck games because I don't have it, at all. I've won three games ad lost about ten so far. I'll be in the lead, the other dude will always get a 2000+ hand, and I'll lose. Almost every damn time. One time I got a 4000+ hand and I still lost. 4/5 anyway. Would be 5/5 if online play were implemented.

Feudalism II

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Nov. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

Uh, I keep inexplicably dying at the second stage of Nagoya. I'm at full health, then BAM, I'm dead. Hell, I can usually solo those kinds of areas at this point. This is ridiculous.

Factory Balls 2

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Nov. 11, 2008

Rating: 0

Level 23 is either bugged or completely illogical. The half-sized white pain can *go through* the polka-dot thing on the top and erase them, turning them black. WTF?

StarShine 2

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Nov. 11, 2008

Rating: 0

On the other side of the coin, where can I GET this music? The email link doesn't work, and google was rather fruitless. I got a blog and a page on Facebook that didn't help at all.

99 Bricks

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Nov. 10, 2008

Rating: -1

Only one goal/play mode, arbitrary brick limitation, physics compromise your tower even when it's perfectly build, half-snap is stupid and makes me ruin a perfectly good tower because I mistakenly use it, and the music is boring as all hell. On the plus side, it a "physics tetris" that I've always dreamed about, albeit an a different form than I would have liked, and it's a fairly entertaining game. 3/5

SHIFT 3

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Oct. 30, 2008

Rating: 0

Lol, I can't believe it was mel gibson. I smell lawsuit, sugar tits.

Karoshi : Suicide Salaryman

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Oct. 24, 2008

Rating: 0

Why doesn't he just use the gun to kill himself? :P

Draw-Play 3

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Oct. 24, 2008

Rating: 0

The fundamental of the game is implemented incorrectly. If the mouse moves from point A to point B in one frame, the line should be connected. Instead, it draws the individual point each frame, not the interim. I realize this could be used to circumvent things if people right clicked, but you can implement safeguards. This made the game unplayable to me.

Swords and Sandals 3: Solo Ultratus

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Oct. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

Gemini: It's an RPG. Accept it, or don't play RPGs.

Shoot: the Shootorial Game

Play Shoot: the Shootorial Game

Oct. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

Judging just as a standalone game, it's horrible. There are only two enemies and three power ups, one mechanic, and it's devastatingly easy.

Sheepish (JOGO)

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Oct. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

Boring, many design flaws. If I flubb a run, my pieces shouldn't reset, most importantly. I made one simple mistake, and I don't want to have to set everything up all over again for no reason.

Ball Drop One

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Oct. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

Uh. It shouldn't overwrite your score every time you replay a level. It should go by your high score. -1 for that, so 3/5. Ugh, horrible design choice...ruined the game for me.

Distopix

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Oct. 15, 2008

Rating: 0

Heh, I wasn't phased by the green things. I thought, "well, it SAID dodge, so..." But anyways, the sides should be exact. There's like a four-pixel padding on the sides, which can really screw you up when the screen is skewered in certain ways. It sounds like nitpicking, but it's true. Nonetheless, super cool game, if short. 4/5

Straw Hat Samurai

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Oct. 15, 2008

Rating: 0

My save is gone :(

Picross Quest

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Oct. 12, 2008

Rating: 0

Either the developer is an idiot or this is stolen. I don't think it's stolen, so I'm going to have to deride the developer. You realize you only get money if you implement the API?

Orbs

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Oct. 11, 2008

Rating: 0

Doesn't have lag correction, which kills it. It even happens when you have no lag and are on fast mode, occasionally. By this I mean sometimes when creeps are taking a corner, if you have the speed on high or if it lags, they won't take the corner and instead will keep going, and you still lose a life if they go offscreen. Compare to whiteboard TD, where if there were lag, while the creeps would continue on, obviously, once it stopped lagging the creeps would start going back to their original position.

Meat Boy

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Oct. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

Needs mute, and jump height modulation would be great (I.E. tap jump to jump lightly, hold it to jump full height). 4/5

Orchestrated Death

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Oct. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

1:37 :D

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