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Freeway Fury

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Jul. 31, 2010

Rating: 1

this is actually a pretty novel idea honestly, I really like it. Good job, way better improvement over many games of this type. The one thing I'd do is either make a car health bar, or make the cars take longer to blow up, that might be a slight improvement so it's a tad more predictable when you're about to explode. Also, like some others have suggested, I'd recommend maybe making a non-timed mode that's goal is just basically to rack up as many points as possible before dying. Anyways, very good game. I find myself restarting a lot instead of continuing because I want it to last longer.

Truck Rush

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Jul. 30, 2010

Rating: 0

Yo, a way...way...way better compromise would be to make checkpoints every few levels so that while you won't stay were you were most times you at least won't have to play through the whole thing, cause while adding to the reward factor is nice, having nobody actually play the game cause it's way too frustrating isn't going to do any good either. Cause honestly, how many people do you really think are going to play this game for more than a few mins with this kind of mechanic? If it stays this way, I believe literally 0 players will complete the game. And I can almost promise you that.

Super Stick Hero

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Jul. 27, 2010

Rating: -2

This..."game"... is an awful, horrible, crappy, brazenly low quality waste of time. They obviously haven't been giving you ppl down at the "special" school much in the way of programming education these days. Epic fail.

Urban Soldier

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Jul. 25, 2010

Rating: 6

wow, really, really, really buggy and laggy, with no options or anything at all.

Fly!

Play Fly!

Jul. 25, 2010

Rating: 0

I'm actually really surprised by how NOT boring this game was...Really really surprised actually. Only thing I'd say is to add a little more variety, like make it so when the guys ship get blown up you get a small bonus of some sort, maybe make different birds that require different amounts of hits, have the dude have different shots, stuff like that. Other thing that I'd even more so recommend over anything would be that you would have health instead of just losing points when you get shot, then it would be less about how long you can play until you get lucky enough to beat an old score or w/e and more about actual good playing. Basically patch some stuff and add more variety and this could actually be killer.

The 50 Question Quiz

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Jul. 25, 2010

Rating: 0

oh, and I'm flagging this game, just in case anyone cares enough to do something about it.

The 50 Question Quiz

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Jul. 25, 2010

Rating: 2

wow, knocking down actual comments and voting up ones from accounts you made? That's about the lowest of the low...esp. cause the game wasn't actually very good.

Sprinter

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Jul. 25, 2010

Rating: 7

LOL, I like how in the olympics I'm the only white guy running.

President Obama

Play President Obama

Jul. 25, 2010

Rating: 1

wow, just wow... Btw, they look like some sort of demented half black people with white person faces or something crazy like that...just no.

Kongai Launch

Play Kongai Launch

Jul. 23, 2010

Rating: 1

Jesus christ, the last thing I ever expected to see here...How? HOW DOES THE RICK ROLL ALWAYS FIND ME! It will never let me rest...never...

Pointless Smileys

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Jul. 12, 2010

Rating: 3

yer right, it is pointless, so why did you upload such a ridiculous waste of time? Even if this was a site where it was alright to upload your crappy tests, what are we supposed to criticize, there's nothing whatsoever there to critique, it's two flashing faces. completely worthless.

Sushi Cat The Honeymoon

Play Sushi Cat The Honeymoon

Jul. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

just one issue, on level 10 if your kitty is a bit too fat it won't fit through the kinda moving funnel thingers, and it just sits on top so you have to reset.

Zombies Rebellion

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Jun. 29, 2010

Rating: 0

Beat the game including the bonus level and I can't understand why people insist on acting like overly-critical douches. "No gun variety, 1/5!" for those people, I ask that you look up a game called "Great game 1/5". It was made for you people. Anyways, it was pretty good, I'm surprised at how fun it was despite the fact it's relatively similar all throughout. I disagree that the guns lacked variety, I'm pretty sure each group of 3 guns were just differently powered versions of the same thing, except the bazooka and flamethrower. And how the hell are the gun upgrades bad? "Wtf I totally bought one level up from the pistol I had and I'm not killing everything! 1/5!". Try saving a little money and not buying a little upgrade every time you can. Oh, and for those people having issues with lag, try learning how to right click. There's quality settings there believe it or not, programmers can't always spoon feed you.

Super Baby

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Jun. 27, 2010

Rating: -2

I only ask that you don't waste your time and ours, but especially ours, uploading complete and obvious bullshit to kongregate. It's obvious this is worthless, so I just wonder what would make you think would warrant uploading it onto this site unless you enjoy displaying your failures so people don't make the mistake of overestimating your pathetic skills in real life.

Monster Dude Dress-Up

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Jun. 27, 2010

Rating: 3

Dress up games may as well all have their names changed to "excuse for total failure at actually making games" and the description to "I'm horrible at life, please give this a 1 and don't even bother playing it because it will do more harm than good."

Moonchild's Candy Challenge

Play Moonchild's Candy Challenge

Jun. 27, 2010

Rating: -2

This is not a game. This is an embarrassment and if it were to not be on a site where actual games were nobody would know it was one.

The Impossible Quiz - Fan Edition

Play The Impossible Quiz - Fan Edition

Jun. 21, 2010

Rating: -10

not as good as the impossible quiz, 1/5

Button testing

Play Button testing

Jun. 21, 2010

Rating: 3

This actually isn't a site for testing crap, it's a site used for submitting games that are already long since tested and polished, plus taking one look at that should make you fully aware of how little it deserves to be on kongregate. We don't need this crap up here, Idk where anyone ever got the idea submitting tests was appropriate on this site.

Ball Drop One

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Jun. 16, 2010

Rating: 12

Erm, Idk how high scores work, but I got 12k on the one level where it said world high score was only 11.1k, and it didn't say that I beat it. I know for a fact I did, and i'm a bit miffed cause it took a long time and a lot of concentration to do it.

Hold Your Ground

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Jun. 14, 2010

Rating: 1

And yet ANOTHER comment...Everyone is saying wind doesn't do anything, but I've realized the shifting of the building I previously commented on is probably the wind, because I notice it far less when the wind is weaker, so I'm guessing wind is supposed to make your buildings move and sway especially when they're taller. Or the movement could just be an error, idk, but it would seem to make sense seeing as wind doesn't seem to serve any other purpose.

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