Normally the brutal violence would be off-putting, but everyone knows that people who live in trailers aren't really people, so it's ok. That goes for people who just own trailers too, so don't try to fenagle with me, son.
Way back when this first came out I'm pretty sure both eve versions were from hell, and both adam versions from heaven. I forget if that was exactly it, but either way it made it clear that the developer thinks them bitches be nothin' but trouble. I mean, I guess I sort of see that decision; I may love the ladies and all, but women's soft parts *are* pretty hypnotic. They've driven men to do some terrible things throughout history. Then again, women have done nasty things over men too, it's usually just more like Woman A telling everyone Woman B is a slut so the guys like Woman A better. Social assassination if you will. Regardless, the next time I played it was changed, so I'm guessing I wasn't the only one who was a tad puzzled at that decision.
Idk, this has a rather high rating, but there doesn't really seem to be much to do. It's basically nothing but messing around with gravity as planets circle a star. That doesn't seem like it should be the kind of idea that really warrants around a 4.2. Oh, and uh...markanthony, how did you know the game was great if your next comment said it didn't load? Did you just really enjoy the loading screen?
Idk, it appears you get the same number of upgrade points regardless of how well you do. That kinda defeats the entire purpose, don't you think? What's the point of even trying in the beginning? As a matter of fact, what's the point of ever trying at all if you can't win, you upgrade at the same rate no matter what, and the game is always scaled to how upgraded you are?
Jenny, you're going to jail! Maybe next time you'll learn to be prettier and have nicer boobies than your other female co-workers! Yeah, well it's too late now. You'll have quite a long time to think about what you've done...
Wow bro, you just shot yourself in the foot by making the limited attempts and forcing the player to do all the levels in one shot. I bet this would have about .3 higher rating if it wasn't for all the features that make it a pain in the ass to try to play.
Woops, I lied, I guess there is a high score board, just not on kong. Regardless, it defeats the purpose of having points when you can go forever if you want, making it more about who's willing to sit around bored out of their mind longest in the name of a meaningless high score.
Eh, only problem is that later on in the game it becomes possible to go on indefinitely, which obviously kind of beats the entire purpose of trying to break records. Not that there's a high score board anyways, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
How could this only have a 3.66? It's rare that a game is both rather fun, and makes me smile. I mean, it's a damn llama in your face; how could anyone not love it?
Huzzah, finally won. The only thing I can say is that I really, really wish we got more runes of identify; I want to be able to make informed decisions and compare enemies, but when I'm getting, like, 3 or 4 runes of identify per trip, requiring one for every single wep type, enemy, and armor type, I'm never going to be able to ever even get close to filling out my lore section.
I was going to make a crack suggesting these two were lovers, but then I realized the whole thing is just way too darn innocent for such lewd comments.
I generally agree with teal; aside from maybe draining the other town's water supply, everything else he did was 100% appropriate. So they're going to get another king who's going to literally be totally infallible? Is that what this game's message is, that unless you are literally a god among humans who can somehow see into the future and perfectly predict the outcome of all your actions that you're a bad person and deserve to be ostracized? If the king hadn't sent that little distraction thing he'd probably be getting chased down by 10 other guys who lost their sons, but b/c that guard was a selfish mofo no, the king was wrong b/c HIS son died. If he could've killed the other king and didn't, he would had to deal with the ppl the other king killed off. The king literally couldn't have won here. The gameplay itself is good, but the moral behind it is really rather off, and it annoys me how self-righteous the wiz/guard are.
Darn it, I wanted to see her get torn to bits by the bears. I mean, she broke into their damn house, ate their food, then when she was done just threw it all over their table and went to sleep. Plus she's ugly. Really she just deserved to get eaten all around.
Guys, we seriously need to get on having the whole world talk the way these people do. How happy would every day be if rather than having someone yell "Hey asshole, suck my balls!" out their window at you while in traffic, they instead shouted "'Ey bogo, why don' ya suck on dis here skeetly bag o' beans, ay?!" before speeding off? There's no way anyone could be angry after getting insulted in such a fashion. Nobody would ever fight because every argument would come down to how colorfully people could insult each other, and by the end everyone would be so confused they'd forget they were ever upset. There would finally be world peace. Plus world government would be unaffected, as policy makers are already well practiced at utilizing long winded, confusing speech in an attempt to stall and get nothing accomplished, but at least us normal folk would have so many more fun insults to sling at them. See, everyone wins!
Basically the same thing as the first...but it's alright, that's not a criticism. I can hardly think of anything to make it better. I do think a little more personalization might be nice; I mean make more upgrades that are a bit like the way spell trees are presently set up, allowing for more varied playstyles and adding a bit of replay value. I guess that what I'm saying is that right now, while this is certainly good, it feels somewhat basic. It feels like you've got great groundwork set down here on which you could build something really awesome. Now, I'm not advocating making the gameplay itself much more complex, as the simplicity is part of the draw in a way imo, I'm just talking about allowing more statistical-type customization. Also maybe set the spells up differently or come up with a different 3rd one, as heal and shield do close to the same things. I'd say just let heal return a % of a unit's max health and get rid of shield.
Dude, did you intentionally pick the most irritating levels b/c you like knowing players are suffering, but get infinitely more pleasure out of it when you can watch others inflict the pain on each other? Seriously, most of these aren't even remotely fun; they just revolve around missing and continually restarting the level over and over and over again until you manage to get lucky and hit whatever ridiculously difficult mark that you have to hit, then moving on to the next level and doing the exact same thing again. The rest of the bloons games are generally good, but this is really the antithesis of enjoyable.
Heh, soma. Brave new world reference! I understand a reference for once! Anyways, I like it, but I have two issues: the first is that it would be nice if we got a tad more skill points, but definitely more money (or conversely if things overall cost less). The second, and most frustrating, as that actual hit rates are almost surely way lower than presented; for ex, the boss monk guy allegedly has a 40% chance to get hit by projectiles. Well, when my ranged dudes tried to hit him it took 11 then 12 attempts to actually hit. That's no isolated incident; even when I'm supposed to have a 90% chance to hit I'm still missing more like 1/4 of the time. It seems like actual chance to hit is about 15-25% lower than displayed. Still, I can throw corpses around and Tevoran and the thugs' speech makes me smile, so I can forgive all that for now.
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