Idk, nobody else seems to be complaining, but really I feel like the bombs are way too bouncy and/or their explosion radius is too small. Maybe it's just me though...
I'm glad nightblossom gave us some exposition here, cause I was lost. Granted, I didn't mind being lost that much as whatever the heck was going on was rather nice to look at, but still.
Oh, this occurs in one of those universes where all the women are somehow blessed with incredible looks. Then again a lot of people here would look way better if we lived in a world like that where junk food, TV and depression didn't exist...
My only complaint is that it would be nice if we didn't have to go back through the entire title sequence every single time we failed. I mean, there are about 3000 different ways to fail, many of which actually take a shorter time than the it takes the title screen to go...which means you're actually spending more time staring at the intro than playing. That doesn't seem right.
Aw, stu found another strange black blob-type creature who looks almost like an extremely decayed tooth of some sort to sleep with. And not in a euphemistic way either.
I'm not going to lie, I'm beginning to question my maturity and restraint here. I feel like a twelve year old mesmerized by the sight of bouncing boobies. Suddenly I realize that watching topless women ride horses is possibly what's been missing from my life all along. Granted, judging by what I hear from the lady folk I'm fairly sure that miss hippolyta would likely be in agony in anything less than a sports bra, but hey.
Idk, I feel like as the game goes on we should really be getting more money, particularly in relation to the endless mode. The enemies' health keeps progressively getting higher and higher, and yet we get a static amount for our HP percentage and for each kill. Or at least it seem static. I haven't done the math, maybe there's a tiny little difference but...well, let me put it this way; when you're done with all the quests (which imo there should be more of too) and your upgrades are beginning to cost over 25k, giving us a little an average of a little over 2.5k a round really, REALLY does not work. This is a fairly fun game, but it's not fun enough for me to stick around when I'd have to play 10 rounds for a single upgrade, especially since, due to that whole thing about the enemies' health getting higher, rounds keep taking even longer.
Good lord you have no idea how hard it is not to knock the score down to minimum on nitrome games for that god damned self-righteous adblock message. I mean, if it was actually true I wouldn't care, it would just be a fact of life, but no, the message is full of crap, the game don't load just as quickly either way. It often doesn't take me 30 seconds to load a game, so I'd be waiting for the obnoxious commercial, and honestly I view commercials as being unhealthy for one's overall psyche over time anyways. Regardless of how crazy anyone else may think that is, it's yet another reason I don't want to have to see one every time I load a game. On top of it it blocks banners so I don't have to deal with flashing bullshit all around my screen. This is an old game so it's pointless saying this, but regardless, I don't appreciate others trying to passively-aggressively twist my arm into doing what they think I should.
Uh oh, it looks like this game might be broken. I'm the same as the last two commenters, just a miniclip screen, and things seriously, like, ALWAYS work on my computer. I have some of the most standard stuff imaginable. Therefore, if it isn't working for me, chances are there's something wrong.
Oh, and as a side note, uh...has anyone else ever noticed that goblins are extremely racist caricatures of jewish stereotypes? Little scrawny cowardly disgusting things with huge noses that are incredibly greedy and love nothing more than making money and hording it, willing to lend their talents to whoever happens to have the most money, unless the other side happens to threaten them in any way? I'm not sure when they became good with gadgets, but regardless, most of it is, like, reeking of anti-semitism. Granted, I severely doubt most people consider that, especially seeing as the vast majority of people seeing goblins are young people who were never were taught to be terribly racist or think of Jews as any of those things, but regardless, the basis is very clearly there.
Well, I already said my piece over on armorgames. One thing though; if someone is struggling with a level and has a really huge amount of time on their hands, technically they could litter the entire level with the hero's mines from the chaos tree. They last forever, cool down fairly quickly, and don't cost much mana, except you have an unlimited amount of time and mana before the waves start. Overall the mines are a good idea, you may just want to make it so that you can only plant one before the level starts...
I guess I should expand on my sarcasm. There are a lot of cheap ways to win in this game, it was never a series that was focused on extreme difficulty, rather on blowing crap up in a satisfying fashion, it's just that having your second unlock be a tank that can basically do fatal driveby shootings on anything that stands in its way seems like a poor idea. It would've been perfectly fitting had it been given out later, as by that point you can already basically sit back and blow crap up from way out of range if you just want to win without any regard to enjoying doing so, but after we unlock it it's a while before we start getting other tanks that are really in the sdkfz's league...
Yeah, the sdkfz does have fairly armor. It's probably good then too that it isn't some sort of, idk, wheeled vehicle of some sort that could outright avoid most enemy fire while simply zooming straight by and obliterating anything within its range...
And zanduken, idk if atresia got owned, I'd say he got rented for the week, maybe leased at most. "How about paying for games"?. Why not go with a more obvious option like "How about you go play something else then rather than complaining?". That response hit me a little funny; it sounds like he's suggesting that he's here giving us his mind blowing games purely out of the goodness of his heart when he could easily charge for them and people would still be happy to pay him, and like he's the only person to ever make free flash games so the only two possible options are A) play turbonuke's games, or B) pay for games. I mean, turbo is def. a very good dev, but there are lots of good devs out there, and while his games are usually pretty good I doubt many ppl would be willing to pay for them. Idk, I just felt like there were a lot of better potential responses that wouldn't have come off sounding quite so...arrogant.
Hm, not bad, and I'm usually not all too fond of racing games. Now, I'm still somewhat puzzled as to what anything here has to do with offroading, especially seeing as our goal is very obviously to NOT go off the road, but I suppose I can forgive that perplexing logical conflict.
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