Man, us pale dudes really don't deserve that kind of treatment. I mean, sure, we don't get as much sun as we probably should, but is that really deserving of such violence? And speaking of which, I thought the king was on his death bed, how the hell does he not only throw a big ol' sword, but also get up and pull a king Leonidas on our protagonist? And how does our protagonist take that shit? Dude just slew 3 humongous critters, he shouldn't be any run of the mill pale guy. He's clearly just one of those genetically pale sort, not the kind that sits around in the house all day.
Idk, kinda...I'm not sure. I'm not a very big fan. 3/4 of it consisted of frantically clicking things. Sure, the graphics are nice and everything, but the gameplay itself was pretty darn annoying.
Reminds me a whole lot of that bubble spinner game I used to play once upon a time, back in school when addictivegames was the only game site around that wasn't blocked. As a matter of fact, all playing this does is remind me how much better that was, cause this thing is slow paced and sure as heck doesn't earn any points for originality...
Yeah, the whole game amounts to standing on one edge of the level and blindly shooting at enemies on the other, or casting invisibility and using katana. There doesn't appear to be much in the way of redeeming qualities here. There's no strategy, no thought, nothing.
Man, everyone knows cheerleaders aren't the good ones anymore. Nowadays cheerleading teams are filled with unattractive chicks who wish they were hot and nasty, skinny girls who think way, way too highly of themselves. Field hockey teams and dance teams are where it's at...or at least it was 3 years ago when I was still in high school. Anyways, as to the game, while I suppose I don't really identify with the message I can still appreciate where it's coming from. On the other hand, it all came off extremely depressing. Then there's the end which, like grey wolf indicated, makes it seem like the kid wound up killing himself or something, and the grey ending is the hallucinations of his dying mind. Idk, the whole game made me feel mildly uncomfortable for some reason.
Man, when I first played this game I was like "I should try bringing an acorn and planting it to the right of the volcano...nah, I probably being dumb. I doubt you could plant it, and there's no way I'm walking all the way back to grab another acorn." Well, apparently I wasn't so dumb after all...
I played this game a rather long time ago somewhere else, I forget where, but I recall really liking it. It's certainly not new though. I wonder why it took so long to get here...
Now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of boobies and everything, but don't you think we're going just a little bit overboard when even the snake eater's statues are sporting tremendous funbags?...Wait, what the hell am I saying? That's a total and complete lie; I fully support gratuitous boobage, wherever it may be. After all, breasts are like a breath of fresh air, a small glimmer of light in this world filled with darkness and misery. They're like...Oh, uh...right, the game. All I can say is that I'm glad Erica's passive no longer increases fire rate by 300% as it did in the version on Armorgames. That was just a tad overpowered.
Well, ya got me. You win. I tend to be a completionist, but there's no way I can keep doing this. I mean, I just made it all the way through hell only to find myself back in the forest where I was ~20 minutes ago, with nothing whatsoever changed. What the f*** was the purpose of that? Screw you, whoever made this thing. Oh, and screw you too Zanduken; I wasted a little over an hour due to your assurance that I shouldn't give up too fast. I counter recommend that people DO give up. Imo the arrow puzzles were less frustrating and probably a fair bit more interesting and original than what came afterwards. Plus at least there you had a clear goal...although even if we had a clear goal afterwards, it would STILL be mind numbingly boring. Like, who would make a game like this? Who would think that the average person would seriously play this and think "Yes, I am enjoying this. Playing this game is an enjoyable and rewarding experience".
Well, oddly enough shutting off the sound seems to have potentially helped somewhat (not entirely though) with the keys periodically failing to respond while holding them down. Not that that helps at all with the whole being painfully boring and uneventful thing this game suffers from though. I'd just stop playing, but the completionist in me can't quite seem to do so when I'm part way through.
Oh yes, wandering around a whole bunch of mundane, similar looking rooms spending a good 80% of my time simply trying to figure out where the hell I'm supposed to be going; totally my idea of an enjoyable game! Forget action or excitement, who needs such silly garbage? Not me, that's for sure! Last time I played mario on the NES I was up all night sweating and shivering from the amount of intense action I experienced, so this is right up my alley! Anyways, sarcasm aside, does anyone else have a problem where your directional keys randomly stop responding while pressing them? It's really, really annoying when your char just stops dead mid jump for no reason. Then again why shouldn't the controls be frustrating, that kinda matches the entire game itself.
I'm sure that for most people this is obvious, but for the hard badge I'd personally recommend ignoring your other bases and just focusing on defending your main one. By the time I got, eh, maybe 1/3 of the way through everything except my main base was destroyed. None of the other bases pose anywhere near a great enough advantage to worry about defending, as a good 80% of the missiles that enter the screen don't come anywhere near your main base.
Well, I have two quests being offered by perverted old men, and two being offered by molesters. I'm not sure which one to go with, but either way I think sending 3 young girls and a young, feminine looking guy to do the job might be a bad idea...
It sure woulda been nice to know that coins still count as matching, even if the value is in a different form. I spent, like, a half an hour or so just sitting there stumped on level 5-10 since I couldn't figure out how to get the beam to go through as 1/4 rather than 2/8 before I was finally like "Ok, I guess I'll just have to come back to this. I'm done sitting here." and put the multiplier before the coin, which is all I had to do, and all of a sudden boom, it accepts the coin. Granted, that's probably more my fault for not having thought of the possibility sooner, mainly I'm just throwing it out there lest anyone else run into the same issue.
Actually, it looks like I overestimated. I said my performance decreased significantly after 5 or 6 attempts. That was only on the initial, less crowded levels. Later on it takes a single attempt for my performance to nosedive. How could a memory leak that bad go unrepaired? it hurts the game playability so, so badly...
Phew, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who noticed the extremely bad memory leak going on here. I can seriously only go maybe 5 or 6 attempts at a time before the game's performance starts decreasing rapidly.
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