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Dead Zed

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Feb. 09, 2012

Rating: 575

Well, my search party sure sucks at finding things, but they're really good at dying. At one point I had a bunch of survivors, and was like "Ok, my search party says it's safe and has a good chance to find things, I have 3 or so people on defense, we should be all good."...well, I'm not sure how much higher my safety rating could go for a search party, but now I'm down to 3 people since they continually find nothing, no survivors, and come back with one or two people dead on a regular basis. Whatever the chance of people dying is, it needs to not be so high. It seems like completely regardless of how safe I make my search party people are still dying probably at least 50% of the time, maybe more...and again, I try my hardest to get up to a safe rating, and it seems to have little effect. It obviously isn't that safe if people are dying every time they go out. Either it needs to be way, way easier to find survivors, or they need to not be able to die so ridiculously easy.

Proke

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Feb. 09, 2012

Rating: 3

Man, the letter bubble ones are by far the hardest for me. When I'm getting bubbles with letters like q, x and z in them...there aren't even that many words with x and z in them in the english language, let alone words that start or end with the exact correct letters. Hey, exact, there's at least one.

Castle Smasher

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Feb. 08, 2012

Rating: 0

You know, there isn't enough tolerance, kinship and understanding among people. If everyone just looked out for eachother, all other problems would just slowly dissipate. But we put up these arbitrary walls between ourselves and others even though we're no different. We're so busy fighting and blaming eachother that often the real root of our ills goes ignored in lieu of pointing fingers...and people who look to take advantage of others thrive on that; they recognize that the more people alienate themselves, the easier it is to treat people as they please with little backlash. It's simple divide and conquer. The only people who lose when we don't care about others is us and the world in general. Hating others helps no one and fixes nothing. It's a horrible animalistic reflex and doesn't deserve to occupy thinking being's thoughts. Anyways, I was going to just put something random down, but I figured I'd use my few minutes as top comment for a purpose.

Castle Smasher

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Feb. 08, 2012

Rating: 0

I'm so cool. I now have 3 top comments. First the top comments, then the world. And by the way, that whispering lady who says "doughnut games" in the beginning is seriously creepy as all hell. When I first heard it I thought I might be going insane, but then I figured out it was just the voice of satan coming through my computer.

Castle Smasher

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Feb. 08, 2012

Rating: 0

Oh, you're gonna make us restart every single time we don't successfully win a level? I changed my mind about not minding this game. Screw this thing. I sit here until god damn level 9 and then figure out that god forbid I'd even want to play around at all or have actual fun playing a GAME, no, if I don't incessantly struggle to make it further I get sent back to the beginning. Who the heck would make a game like this and believe, even for a minute, that it would be a good idea to make people have to restart every time they lose a level. Look around at every single freaking well rated game and tell me how many make you completely restart every time you lose, and not keep anything from your previous game. I'll bet you can't find any, because that's a purely and utterly moronic thing to do when people are supposed to be having fun. If people wanted to play games where they completely start over every time they'd go play a freaking atari, not come here.

Castle Smasher

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Feb. 08, 2012

Rating: -2

Wow, I thought the game was pretty alright really. In certain levels, like level 2, there are stone caches hidden around their castles that let you reload your stone supply. Granted, the aiming system could use a little bit of tweaking, but it's still not so bad that the game deserves this much hate. I'm also kind of curious as to what's going on with the comments, but who knows. Sometimes downrating is cathartic I suppose.

Spiters Annihilation

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Feb. 08, 2012

Rating: 2

That was actually really clever. Rather thought provoking and original.

ATV Cross Canada

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Feb. 08, 2012

Rating: -1

Man, this game is all the fun of riding atv while on qualludes without all the unnecessary lawsuits or death!...or at least the permanent death...

Arzea

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Feb. 08, 2012

Rating: 3

AHA! After getting all the fragments you can destroy that stupid kitty! It appears to have absolutely nothing to do with the story, but god damn it you can destroy the cat. Or maybe it's after getting 100% completion, I don't know, but either way I walked up to that kitty and blew it up. I would never have been satisfied any other way.

You Find Yourself In A Room

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Feb. 07, 2012

Rating: 2

Well, I recognize you must know people, because you're good at knowing where their pressure points are. And does everyone really seriously think of making a book? I didn't think that many people had that much patience with writing. Of course I've totally never thought of doing something like that. Definitely not...no way...

Arzea

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Feb. 07, 2012

Rating: -3

"head boy"? What exactly are you suggesting, good sir? Let's keep the inappropriate name calling to a minimum. I like the game though. I don't know if it can compare to diamond hollow, but then again what can?

Developer response from Arkeus

It's actually a Harry Potter reference. :P

Reincarnation: A Taste Of Evil

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Feb. 06, 2012

Rating: 6

So that's why fast food tastes like shit. *cue laugh track*

Sierra 7

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Feb. 05, 2012

Rating: -4

Erm...I'm confused as to what's happening with challenges for me. This is the third time I've finished the pistol room, and it's given me the exact same horrible score, and tells me I missed 36 targets and engaged 7, when I very plainly hit about 3 times that much at the very, very least...what the hell? And it's literally the exact same numbers each time. All 3 times it says I missed 36, 'engaged' 7 and got a 76.6% accuracy...I legitimately have no clue what's going on. It kind of makes it difficult to finish the badge.

Moonlight Differences

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Feb. 05, 2012

Rating: 5

Oh, and while that was extremely well done, it was also really kind of depressing. Now, I'm not necessarily saying that's a bad thing, as it takes effort/skill to be able to evoke feelings in the player rather than having them just be completely apathetic, I'm just saying...actually, I don't know what I'm saying; I suppose just that it was a very somber piece. I did give it a five, and I suppose that's what counts.

Moonlight Differences

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Feb. 05, 2012

Rating: 6

Erm...@submachine...I certainly see a nymph, but I'm not seeing this nympho you're talking about. Who knows, maybe the nymph is a nympho, but there doesn't seem to be any evidence of that. And as a male I feel like I would probably have noticed if there was. Not to mention if there were nymphos in this particular story, chances are kongregate wouldn't have liked that, as it would be awfully adult oriented for the children that frequent this site.

Wasted Youth, Part 1

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Feb. 04, 2012

Rating: 2

Wow...this game has become creepy now that I've thought about that whole dave issue...but hey, now I know how to talk to sexy girls. I just have to figure out what 'sloinking' is now...

Snow Tale

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Feb. 02, 2012

Rating: -1

Man, ya know you're getting into the big leagues of snowball fights when a few errant tosses can blow up a snow plow. That or the guy who was driving should avoid the dollar store next time he needs to murder someone. Try to drive that thing down the street and the neighborhood kids would have you licked in no time...

UpBot Goes Up

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Feb. 01, 2012

Rating: 2

DEAR GOD NO! THEY'RE COMING TOWARDS ME! GAH!!!...oh, I only won the level...phew...

Color Pic-a-Pix Light Vol 1

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Feb. 01, 2012

Rating: -11

I'll tell ya what, as soon as I started this game I noticed my cat chewing on my cell phone chord. I reached over to chase her away and as I did my elbow bumped a massive bowl of cereal I had on the desk and the whole thing fell on my carpeted floor, sticky milk and all, and after almost an hour cleaning everything is still sticky. Coincidence? Maybe. But I've still got my eye on you. We don't take kindly to cereal killers around here. I'm just an accessory to cereal murder, which isn't as bad.

CellCraft

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Jan. 31, 2012

Rating: 15

Aha, finally an answer to the age old question, "which came first, the platypus or the embryo?".

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