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Glissaria

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Sep. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

Lol, and literally moments after I ask the question regarding how to get rid of items I see the little text that says shift + click to drop...I usually strive to not do dumb stuff like that, but hey, we can't all be winners I guess. I'll try to do better in the future, I promise.

Glissaria

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Sep. 09, 2011

Rating: 0

I really very much feel like I must be missing something, cause I don't see anyone else complaining about this...is there some way to get rid of items you don't need? It takes, like, no time to get completely filled up with armor/weapons. I even played through the tutorial again in hopes that it had addressed that but I still didn't find anything about it. I feel like that would be a pretty obvious thing to overlook, but I'm never sure.

Developer response from Arkeus

Yep! Just shift click the items in your inventory to drop them (ie, destroy them) to free up inventory space. :) Perhaps it is worded badly in the item tooltip.

New Age: BLOONS DEFENCE

Play New Age: BLOONS DEFENCE

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

Hm, I wonder if you got permission to use the BLOONS name for this game...I'm going to guess the answer is hell no, and that you're just an idiot who thought that somehow it would be ok. Therefore I'm going to flag this and hope the ban comes soon.

Strip the Maid

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

Hmmm...I'd comment about how sad it is that you literally must have so few people that care about you that this is what you spend your time doing, but I'm sure sooner or later you'll realize what a worthless failure you are. For now though I'm going to flag this in hopes that maybe your pitiful attention-seeking garbage will get removed.

Password protect

Play Password protect

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 4

Hmm...it sure take an expert in flash to recognize that this is a complete piece of shit. I'm sure it's the best you're capable of though, so it's cool.

my first game

Play my first game

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

erm, it's definitely not very good, but giving an attempt seriously beats out a large portion of people who submit junk to this place. Though honestly this obviously has a lot of glitches, issues and is lacking in gameplay...and yes, I recognize that you say this is your first game. Believe it or not when I or most others do programming of any sort we don't say "Well, I'm pretty bad at programming and this game/program/whatever is really pretty terrible...so I guess that means I should submit to a website!". If this is your first game and you have to rely on that fact for sympathy in ratings and such then chances are that the game shouldn't be here. Keep this kind of terrible junk to yourself, and put in the hard work to learn and make something presentable like most people here do; don't just shove whatever random crap you churn out onto the site. Just cause you make it doesn't mean anyone needs to, or wants to see it.

Cute Girl Dating Simulator

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

What is this? I hope you're not from the U.S., cause we have enough rampant stupidity here without adding people like you into the mix.

Adventures of John

Play Adventures of John

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 4

Why do you ppl get kicks out of giving misleading descriptions and screenshots for your games? Are your collective IQs so freaking low that you all really consider it to be clever or something? Well guess what, every other failure/loser who submits junk like this apparently thinks it makes them clever too, but apparently you ppl are the only ones who think it makes you look anything other as unintelligent as you likely are. If anyone actually talked to you in real life I'd say that you should go see just how super clever and funny they think you are, but judging by the fact that you're so pitiful that your passtimes include desperately trying to gain attention and be witty for a bunch of faceless people on the internet I'm guessing that nobody would give you the time of day, cause if anyone cared about you they'd tell you how sad you look.

XTreme Shooter

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

Giving games an actual point is usually important.

Ginger Kid Gets Beat Up By a Hispanic Kid

Play Ginger Kid Gets Beat Up By a Hispanic Kid

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

Awful, but the graphics at least for a second got my hopes that it wouldn't be.

Huge War RPG

Play Huge War RPG

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

Freaking terrible, but for god's sake at least it wasn't just straight up worthless.

Half-Life 2

Play Half-Life 2

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

If you're going to make a "game" that's this obviously awful, at least don't then try to be clever or whatever you think you're being by putting a misleading title on it.

3D Pet MMORPG

Play 3D Pet MMORPG

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

Blatantly crap with an obviously misleading title. I can't tell if perhaps you're actually really that stupid/developmentally retarded to actually think that this is even close to the caliber that belongs on this site, but if you are then mommy and daddy should take away your computer and make you go play with the other kids who have to wear helmets everywhere.

Open me up!

Play Open me up!

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 5

I was about to go off on one of my personal insult tirades, but I can't tell if you're trying to make a piece of shit as a cry for attention from a bunch of faceless online users of a game site, or if you're just a really, really shitty developer, so I guess I won't hate too hard. For real though, this is blatantly crap. It doesn't take an expert to realize that, so don't submit random shit if it's obviously terrible, it just makes you look pitiful, or like some attention-starved little kid who has mommy issues.

blasssst

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

Umm...it kind of obviously doesn't work. I believe a prerequisite for any game to be worth playing is that it at least works on the most basic of levels...

2D Epic RPG

Play 2D Epic RPG

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 7

Wow, you're so cool, you're such a badass rebel that you can submit a shitty game to a game site so it can get deleted. How about you go tell all your friends at the middle school about it? Or maybe tell the chicks about it? I'll be they'd be real impressed! It's too bad that chances are you're some stupid piece of worthless shit that nobody wants to be around anyways, cause if anyone actually cared about you they'd tell you how pitiful you are just begging for attention on some game site. How about instead you go spend some time with the other "special" kids, cause they may be unintelligent and developmentally challenged but at least they aren't so damn pitiful.

Thynarien

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 9

Hmm, I'll tell ya what needs to be changed...basically everything. I legitimately don't know how this could become a game worth playing while still remaining even in the slightest like its current form.

Dead Metal

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 3

erm...IDK, I think it kills a game when you essentially have one upgrade path. There's a reason most games let you buy various different weapons or upgrade in various different ways...cause it's no fun knowing that you're not going to be original in any way no matter what, you're always going to be using the same ships and combinations of weapons as every other person who plays the game. Unless I'm really missing something here, the upgrade system makes me sad...

Developer response from HeroInteractive

You can't insta afford every ship. The ones at the bottom you kinda have to choose which one you want, so in a way it is upgrade path like. But I agree, more could be done here.

Arkandian Revenant

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Aug. 31, 2011

Rating: 7

Hey, what's up with spell resist? Spell damage dealers already deal out a pretty huge amount of damage, and spell resist might help except for the fact that I'm a mission or two away from finishing the game and have been through the mystery dungeon multiple times and my spell resist just gained 6 levels up to level 81. Yes, my anatomy is 1000, and I have a bunch of skills close to that, and my spell resist is freaking 81. What the hell? your thinger says that it's gained from getting hit by spells, which I guess it must be but considering how many times I've been hit by spells the thing must have like, a 1/10,000 chance of actually leveling up...I'd really like to know what's up with that, whether it's a bug or maybe there's something I don't know about it, but I feel like no matter what it shouldn't be going up that slowly.

Arkandian Revenant

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Aug. 30, 2011

Rating: 3

Umm...I'm not sure if this is a known bug, but towards the bottom of the mystery dungeon, after the level where I fought a bunch of ancient titans or w/e they're called, I hit activate and went down the stairs and instead of reaching a new level a really bizarre thing happened...all of a sudden every single square of the entire screen began flashing a different tile over and over again rapidly, like the entire screen was squares with pots in em, then squares with cheese in em, etc. every 1/4 second or so. It's till going right now, and while I can manage to leave the dungeon I'm still pretty darn sure that that isn't actually supposed to happen, cause that would be a kind of crappy reward for reaching the end of the mystery dungeon...

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