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BasketBalls

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Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

At first I was like "dude, where the hell are the zombies and crap? I want to knock off some heads!", but then it ended up being fun anyways.

Story Hero

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Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

Makes me laugh, yet is pretty good all at the same time.

Epic War 5

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Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 7

Idk, I don't necessarily think that the art is "not as good", but for some reason it feels...idk...less epic? maybe that's it. It feels less dark and ominous, which I personally thought was a plus in the older versions, I think that that may be it. It's not really worse I think, I just think maybe it doesn't fit quite as well. As far as the gameplay goes, while I honestly did like the idea of having a castle a little better than having just a hero, and the previous simplicity of upgrades made everything a little less intimidating, I can see how this would make more sense first off, and as far as the exp and leveling thing goes, before it kind of was just mindlessly "well, put more money into it and it gets better." where as now it take a little more thought than just make money -> level up units -> make more money -> repeat. Also, lol, my minotaurs totally be bodyslammin' people and stuff. It's pretty funny.

Bullet Heaven

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Oct. 02, 2011

Rating: 4

Man, I'm just like "Why the hell am I moving so slow? I really need to upgrade my movement speed." So I'm upgrading my movement speed like crazy, and still moving so sluggishly, and I'm wondering what the hell is up...Then I press shift and start moving really fast, and all of a sudden it dawns on me what "auto focus" meant in the options screen...Do love this game though. I'd sure like a sequel too, since this does so happen to be one of the most enjoyable bullet-hell type games I've ever played.

AWOL.

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Oct. 01, 2011

Rating: 3

man, the hardest damn part is trying to not randomly start flipping end over end uncontrollably after running over the damn stupid little people all over the place...at least switching into jet mode helps there.

Safari Time

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Oct. 01, 2011

Rating: -11

Plus these poacher's bullets are oviously highly incendiary, and leave little of the kill behind, so I'm wondering why the hell they'd even waste their time coming out in the first place? You'd think they'd just use dynamite if they were blowing zebras up for the fun of it...plus I think that peta would have something to say about the whole deal.

Safari Time

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Oct. 01, 2011

Rating: -13

now see, when an animal is this utterly stupid and helpless, generally our friend natural selection swoops in and deals with em' so that there aren't a bunch of retarded zebra babies running around using up all the other, capable animal's resources. So while we may, in fact, be portrayed as the "good guy" here for not just letting the retarded ass zebra drive into acid rain or sit there moronically driving into a small stick stuck in the ground until it just starves, or the fact that it's a freaking zebra in a car attracts some lions to eat it, it's probably more likely that we're just enablers, since what we don't see is the little baby zebras that are going to die because the retarded zebras that can't figure out how to make it over a stick took all their food and water.

Happy Builder

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Oct. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

man, shoved that roof piece so hard up my conveyor belt's ass that it can't even shoot that nasty mash-up of house parts out and is stuck. I'd call that the machine version of a fecal impaction. Seriously though, that was pretty much the most interesting thing I've done so far in this game; take a bunch of construction pieces and use my crane to shove em back up my conveyor so that the clump got so big it wouldn't come out anymore...

Dynamite Blast 2

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Oct. 01, 2011

Rating: 9

Man, does it ever tick anyone else off when you play a demolition game, and then you're expected to just pussyfoot around and *not* destroy certain things? Why the hell can't we just blow shit up, and not have to go "oh, well I guess I can't make it blow up too big, that ridiculously closely placed building that would most likely violate safety codes in most areas around the world can't get harmed at all, or I'll lose.", or at least just make a point system so you can ignore it if you want. Or even worse, there's a god damn reason that people aren't allowed to stand like freakin' oblivious retards next to buildings that are being demolished. Most times the city doesn't say "well, there's a braindead douche with a death wish standing next to the building, so demolition company, lay your explosives in a way that won't let a single shard of anything make any contact whatsoever with him." no, they make him move. It's retarded no matter whether it's in real life or a game.

Coinbox Hero

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Oct. 01, 2011

Rating: -11

Nyan cat hero next? Set in space? eliminate the threat to the universe using german spaceships? I'll be disappointed to say the least if there isn't a sequel like that.

Stick War

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Sep. 30, 2011

Rating: 251

I really like how the player can actually make a difference, rather than just essentially being a less-skillful version of the computer.

Nick Toldy : Legend of Dragon Peninsula

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Sep. 29, 2011

Rating: -1

Hooray, my royal stead/mule is totally a pimp...even if he is covered in lime.

The Last Stand: Union City

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Sep. 27, 2011

Rating: 1

Lol, I actually liked some of the designs at the site that you put down in the clothing store. Freakin' fear and loathing design is pretty beast.

Radio Zed

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Sep. 25, 2011

Rating: -2

Man, your 9s and 5s look way too similar...I was wondering why I bought a 5000 valued upgrade that took out 9000 instead.

Toxie Radd 2

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Sep. 25, 2011

Rating: 37

Hmm...I think the zombie's may be the least of joe's problems, since judging by how he walks and handles his weapons I'm guessing he has some sort of severe neurological disorder that I was expecting to do him in at any moment.

Delivery Man

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Sep. 24, 2011

Rating: 5

Honestly, I'm going to have to hope that a guy who defends a moving vehicle for a freaking living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland isn't so stupid, incapable, and/or inflexible that under any circumstance, his ability to shoot and kill would be completely foiled by an individual doing a wheely in front of said guy's target.

Diamond Hollow II

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Sep. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

Ha! I've found some constructive criticism! two things actually. First off, it's kind of annoying that you can't upgrade, or especially that you can't see achievements from the main menu. You have to go into some random game mode just to pause and check as far as I can tell. Also, I was kinda expecting some sort of augmentation to the ending or something for completing certain parts of the game, so I checked all over after finding all the red diamonds and heartstones, then again after upgrading everything, then after completing all the achievements, but no, there seems to be nothing new...I got my hopes up when in the achievements it said something about not needing one of em' for 100% completion, which led me to believe that something would happen upon getting a number of the achievements, but not that I can tell at least. Maybe I'm just missing something though.

Diamond Hollow II

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Sep. 22, 2011

Rating: 4

I think at the beginning you called the gun "silo", and at the end you called it "saga". Maybe I'm confused though. Anyways, this is pretty god damn amazing, I'm not sure if there's any other way to put it. Very good, and not much at all to complain about, and of course I didn't encounter a single bug. Well done my good man/lady, well done.

Developer response from Arkeus

Silo is actually the name of the boy, while SAGA is the gun. I didn't explain it nearly as well as I should have, I think. The next episode will likely be more story based. :)

Sling Jumper 2

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Sep. 13, 2011

Rating: 7

And now I'm sitting here with my ball in the middle of a trampoline, while it bounces in a completely inconsistent fashion, ranging between bounces that go higher and bouces that barely get off the bouncy thinger...I'm not sure how one is supposed to play with any degree of expertise when you're pretty much at the mercy of random luck as to how high or in what fashion the trampolines sling you.

Sling Jumper 2

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Sep. 13, 2011

Rating: 9

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not a big fan of the physics here. It's tough to figure out how to get more height when jumping in the middle of the trampoline-thingers doesn't make you go any higher like would make logical sense and would correlate with, ya know, how such things work any other time. I still have yet to work out how the hell the physics of those things actually functions...

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