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BlastOff Bunnies

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Dec. 19, 2010

Rating: 2

heh, got 1,124,294. That's number 9 for all time scores. The only thing is that it seems like your ability to do well is almost entirely dependent on you luck in finding the powerup that adds extra bunnies. at some point it becomes a guarantee that you're going to make it to deep space and money doesn't matter anymore, so at that point the only thing that affects how high a score you can get is how many extra bunny powerups you hit. Imo that doesn't seem like it should be the goal, but either way this game is pretty awesome.

BlastOff Bunnies

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Dec. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

I like it...I like it a lot.

Turkey Got Guts

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Dec. 19, 2010

Rating: 1

Erm, I'm not sure where the description came from. But cool game anyways.

Spikes Tend to Kill You

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

Yay, I win. I like the difficulty level, it's tough without being so ridiculously tough that it makes me want to go insane and rage quit...I was afraid it would be "really hard" like oh, say meatboy. Games like that just piss ppl off.

Creepee Graym 2

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

My day just got worse after playing this...much worse.

Adventures of Joe, the little shoe!

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 3

This isn't relaxing, it's depressing due to the fact that it's terribly depressing to know such a terrible, terrible thing exists in the world.

fruit game

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: -2

newbsauce! newbcakes! nooby nooby nooby noob! Oh, who's the little newby game maker person? oh yes, who's the newby little game maker? that's right newby little game maker, you are! yes, you're the newby little game maker! oh, aren't you a cute little newby game maker. koochy koochy koo.

Christmas Wedding Kiss

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

Nobody loves you. Just so ya know.

Finger-Whack 2

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: 1

I actually much, much prefer to hand-whack than finger-whack, but if you're into that kind of thing I understand.

You Will Become...

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: 2

Well god damn, I'm the miner who will eat happy electricity...how the hell did you know? tell me boy, how did you discover my dark hobby of hunting down and eating electricity while I have off from my mining business? TELL ME NOW!

You Find Yourself In A Room

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: 4

Wow man, I'm not gonna lie, I normally hate text-based games like these and have pretty much never finished one, but this was actually really awesome. It did a really good job of making me really dislike the "game" that was constantly throwin' insults, but it's also quite satisfying in the end. A lot of other games just like to beat the player up then throw a big glob of depressing at the end, which honestly doesn't make people happy most times, so props for not doing that. And yes, in case anyone was wondering, there's an actual end with a page that has some credits, so don't give up thinking that wherever you are is it.

Mining Truck 2: Trolley Transport

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

and in the one level my guy actually fell into the coin machine...and it spit out bones...

Mining Truck 2: Trolley Transport

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: -4

Lol, the claw picked up my car and threw me. It was pretty cool.

Mining Truck 2: Trolley Transport

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: -4

Man, this game is pretty much the shit.

Stupid Shooter Gam3

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: -6

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As I Lay Dying!

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Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: 2

Lol, man, I need to find a friend that I can make slip off a cliff too so that I can go on a grand adventure throwing their corpse at stuff...I gain a truly morbid amount of glee from tossing the corpse off cliffs.

agame

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Dec. 16, 2010

Rating: 1

You're right, this is a game. The exact same god damn game that every other person that uploads the shootorial makes.

Turbo Santa

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Dec. 15, 2010

Rating: 9

Man, I wish getting drunk could make me fly too...sometimes I think it will, but I realize after I jump off my house that I'm sorely mistaken...

Achievements Test

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 3

As I often ask, why the hell did you have to upload this to test it? I'm not sure why exactly people feel the need to upload things to "test" them when you can avoid subjecting us all to your crap by just doing it on your own damn computer.

Main menu test

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

I suppose I don't understand why the heck you had to upload this. If you want to test it out do so on your computer, I'm pretty sure the purpose of submitting things isn't so that you can test things on kong that you could test just as well on your comp.

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