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Mecha Martyr 2

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 8

erm, I had 800 ish health, and the last boss killed me in 3 passes...I'm not 100% sure if that's supposed to happen, but that's absolutely ridiculous when you need to start from level 1 as soon as you get killed. And it's unfortunate that that's the case because otherwise this game shows some good promise.

Hurry up Bob!!!

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: -2

eh, it seems like it kind of loses it's luster after the first few times you play. I guess it lacks enough variety. I'd like to see it be more like a game where you have upgrades and different weapons instead of having it just be the same level with all the same abilities every time.

Snowy Mario

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 3

Mario with a gun...that just isn't right.

Pretty Girl Makeover

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 3

fail

Sneak Thief 2

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

fairly easy, but still pretty good.

Spongebob Arrow Shooting

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: -1

pretty terrible.

Effective Attack

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 3

This is pretty annoying honestly. It feel less like a game and more like an exercise in how still you can keep your hand, cause way too many of the levels essentially entail making attempt after attempt after attempt to get the shaky missile through tiny, tiny crevasses. Most maze games have difficulty in the form that usually it's hard to find your way through a maze. This thing has difficulty because people don't have robotic arms that can stay completely and utterly still. It doesn't sound like a good idea to have a game where fighting your own bodily movements is the goal.

A Bikers Heaven

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

I actually kind of liked it. Not bad.

Box'n'Ball

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 2

The way the movement is set up is really, really annoying. I've finally just decided to stop because I just spent a good amount of time beating a level, and I'm about to finish it when a box that I need gets stuck on the wall and won't move off since all I can do is click, thus making me need to restart the level to beat it. That's a really, really big pain in the ass. The clicking mechanic needs to be far more polished before placing it in a game like this.

SantaBlob

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Dec. 13, 2010

Rating: -1

I really have very little idea what the heck is going on.

Dodgy Car

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: -1

Terrible. And yes, I understand it's your first game, but there's not much of a reason for us to be playing this. It doesn't take an expert to see what needs working on, you can figure that out on your own, and it's obviously sub-par compared to what a normal game on kong. is, so I'm not sure why you even uploaded it really.

The Grand Heist

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 2

Achieves a level of boring-ness many games cannot even fathom.

Face-Off

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: -3

This is really pretty bad. I'm not sure what exactly is the matter with the people here claiming that this game is good, or is even close to deserving 5/5, but I'd say maybe a 3/5 would be the absolute most that this deserves...while this isn't absolutely completely terrible, it still certainly isn't deserving of much praise.

Clicky says click! (API Test)

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: -3

I understand what API is, and I'm still rating this a 1/5 and hoping that this will get removed seeing as there's no actual game here.

Disgusting Game Stealers

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: -3

Well isn't this ironic, talking about things in places they aren't supposed to be. I'm not sure what caused you to believe this was an appropriate place for something like this. I'm also not sure if you think you're a special exception or something, but I'm pretty sure that it's obvious to just about anyone that this is far outside of the scope of what kongregate intends to be on its site. This is a game site, not some outlet for you to spread pointless information on some crooked sites that made you angry. Either way this is getting flagged seeing as there is no actual game here.

Ben 10 Space Battles

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 6

Wow, not only does this game have stolen content, it has stolen content from multiple games. The enemies are copied from the game "wings of genesis", and the ship and I think the bullet animations are copied from "redshift". What's sad is that the only thing in here that isn't copied is the writing, and the english is absolutely terrible. I'm flaggin' this shit. I've got some advice buddy, I don't know where you come from but copying other people's work is against the rules, and generally against the law. In the future try actually putting some effort into your games, not just throwing down some shitty english and some copied animations from other people's work.

Plataform

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

If the game isn't finished don't post the stupid thing. Then again, not only is it not finished, it also manages to shove about 6 bugs into something that's already only a few seconds long. This is an absolute worthless mess and doesn't even come close to belonging on kongregate, and you're very sadly mistaken if you believe otherwise.

Ezel Tr

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

It's not in english and it's a terrible unoriginal game idea. Truly a pimple on kongregate's backside.

Cell Escape

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 20

Oh, the girl from the exorcist. Well that's original.

Developer response from alexkolozsy

If you read the note... it says that is the exit to the cellar... with the ghost girl in it. :P

WoWp: World of Warcraft Parody

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: -3

Well, instead of repeating what I've said on every other one of your "games" I'm just going to flag this instead, seeing as if you weren't a complete illiterate dumbass you would have figured out by now that these have no place on kongregate. Then again I figure you must be an inbred retard to begin with if submitting stupid shit like this over and over again somehow gives you gratification or a sense of accomplishment. You're pitiful.

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