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Ah! Aliens!

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: -2

How the hell is this "inspired" by shootorial? This is just another shootorial clone. You didn't make a game here, you just threw together some crap to come up with the exact same thing that we've seen 1000 times before. Believe it or not, taking shootorial and making it worse then submitting it isn't exactly a good plan for creating a successful game.

Building Up

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 10

Wow, that's such a totally original joke. It's not like there aren't already about 20+ shitty, incapable programmers a day who spam kong with this exact same crap. If you're incapable of programming a game that's worth anything whatsoever, then just don't submit. We don't need even more of this stupid BS, seeing as it stopped being original or even vaguely funny a long, long, long time ago.

Space Invaders 3: The Aftermath

Play Space Invaders 3: The Aftermath

Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

Very bad idea for a game, and the timer doesn't even work. That basically means there's no point at all to the game.

Ultimate Snake

Play Ultimate Snake

Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 11

there is nothing "ultimate" or "awesome" about this.

Cute Bride Make Up

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 1

Dress up games = autofail. I'm not sure why ppl even submit em seeing as they very, very rarely achieve above 2.5 stars.

The Hardest Game Ever.

Play The Hardest Game Ever.

Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 3

Way too much like the other hardest game ever games. Also, making a person repeat a level over and over again only with different controls and handling is just a gay way to make a game longer.

Gangsta Bean

Play Gangsta Bean

Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

A game by this name is already on kongregate by a dev named leafworthy. Way to steal someone's game. Flag this shit.

mr. gangster chat

Play mr. gangster chat

Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 3

Yeah, is this supposed to not load? Cause if that's the case this is gettin' a flag, since games that aren't actually games don't belong on kong. I'm pretty sure that there's a lot better options for things to stare blankly at while chatting than a screen with nothing on it.

Developer response from mrgangster10

Don't play the game then.

Hp: Halo Parody

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: -10

I can't believe that douchebags on here are actually encouraging people to upload this stupid shit. If you want to hear god damn music go to someplace where music is supposed to be, not a game site. I have no idea why idiots would come here to a game site then rate up a "game" cause of a song. Anyways, since this is completely bugged and an exact copy of the last 20 of these "parodies" you uploaded I'm going to flag this so hopefully kong staff takes this out of the hands of the retards that obviously can't handle properly rating things so they get removed.

Major Masher

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Dec. 11, 2010

Rating: 2

Man, this game could have been so much, but unfortunately there's just far too many things holding it back from becoming really great.

love in the jungle2

Play love in the jungle2

Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: 3

Very terrible...very.

Icy Cave

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Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: 11

lol, grouchy yetis.

Bubble Factor

Play Bubble Factor

Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: -3

Sorry homeslice, advertising= a no no I'm pretty sure. I don't think they like it around here.

Black Cat in the Box

Play Black Cat in the Box

Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: -2

My goodness, poor kitty. What would PETA have to say about this?

love in the jungle

Play love in the jungle

Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

Kinda terrible homey, but for a first flash game I suppose it isn't the worst I've seen, but that's not saying much.

Snaket

Play Snaket

Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: 5

erm, what's the point of making a snake game then making it so that you can't actually bite your own tale. There's not really any point to getting longer. Oh, and if what tadster says it's true then your a terrible dirty little man, and nobody likes terrible dirty little men, especially ones that steal games.

Marry Justin Bieber

Play Marry Justin Bieber

Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: 2

No wonder justin beiber is getting married off on some island...he probably couldn't find anywhere else where gay marriage was legal. (and yes, that chick is def. a dude. Beiber wouldn't be marrying him/her if it wasn't)

Charlie the button 8

Play Charlie the button 8

Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: -3

Sorry homie, if I wanted to hear commentary or have someone talk about random, pointless, and sometimes funny things, there are about 5000 people on youtube who do it better than you do it with your "games"

Raider: Episode 2

Play Raider: Episode 2

Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: 5

I found way too much of it was built around the single feature of pressing shift while jumping. That was kind of annoying honestly, considering it seemed like every other room there was a part where there was the exact same obstacle; a series of ladders short ladders with spikes above them.

Throwing Skull

Play Throwing Skull

Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: 0

Not original whatsoever, and then we have the whole not being able to understand a god damn thing in the game issue. Why the hell would you upload a game in some other language to a site where 90% of the people are only fluent in english?

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