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Tentacle Wars

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Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: -1

level 19 really is pretty ridiculous...I'm losing over and over again, and it's not even like I'm close to winning at all. Overall though this game really is the shit (as in it's awesome)

Shoot Pixels - New Systems - Beta Testing 2

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Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: 2

I'd say that although the changes don't seem drastic from what I can see, they're definitely a step in the right direction and I certainly wouldn't say any of them shouldn't be there.

South African Space Taxis

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Dec. 08, 2010

Rating: 0

There ARE bosses and powerups in most shootorials. And this is terrible. And the collision detection stand out as even more horrible than the rest of it.

Fun Chat

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Dec. 08, 2010

Rating: 1

What the hell? do you believe that everyone on kong has ADHD and is sitting there thinking "jesus, it just requires way too much concentration to chat AND have something on the screen at the same time! if only there was some way to stare at a blank screen so I just didn't get so darn distracted"? Believe it or not most people could find something that was at least more interesting to look at while they chat...

Runner

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Dec. 08, 2010

Rating: -5

1116 for mah best. Oh snap.

Mah boi version 0.00000000000001

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Dec. 08, 2010

Rating: 1

And how much crack did you have to smoke before you came up with this...thing? I'm not sure what else to call it, certainly not a game.

Developer response from milkyzoog

Good job your officially a flaming troll

Hide Yah Kids!

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 3

Oh, poor rapist...

Farm Kissing-2

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: -8

Oh, one more thing...I'm really pretty sure that the BF here may well be a closeted homosexual. Not only does he look like a woman, but he's probably compensating if he feels such a great desire to reassure himself of his masculinity that he's willing to get down to business in the middle of a turkey field with some ho that likely smells like feces and animal feed from working all day. although it would be a new experience to get it on with a turkey farmer...

Farm Kissing-2

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: -8

I was really trying to come up with something witty and clever to say here, but the premise of this game is just so utterly ridiculous there's nothing I could come up with to do it justice.

my game prevew

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: -8

Such an extreme failure that it actually makes me mildly depressed even knowing that such failure is possible in the world in which we live.

Pretty Girls Hang Out Dress Up

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 1

You should be ashamed of yourself!

hardest game 11

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 1

Cool story bro.

Pyramid Heist

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

some obstacles are just straight up retarded really. I encountered an area with all alternating squares of spikes and blocks that break away underneath you. As far as I could see there was no way to get by that without losing a life. On top of that there's times that I got caught on walls that caused me to die, which is really annoying.

Hardest game 10

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 1

Yeah...

Gibraltan Joes Fiery Bum

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: -4

Pretty terrible honestly. Originality usually is a good start.

Shoot A Zombie [TEST]

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

Well, I sure shot that zombie good.

HT83 happy xmas dress up

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 3

Man, so many dress up games...where's the dress down games, huh? maybe I'd rather strip cartoon women naked than put gay outfits on em, huh?

Princess Sissi's Pearl Milk Tea Shop

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: -1

Yeah, I'll make the customers some tasty pearl milk alright, and they don't even have to pay for it if ya know what I mean.

Christmas Run

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

Ok, way to completely copy robot unicorn attack from adult swim games. Really, anyone who thinks this is good go to the adult swim site and play any one of the various versions of robot unicorn attack and you'll realize that this is the absolute exact same thing, only less fun with a worse landscape and much worse graphics. Shame on you for trying to copy someone else's game by just making it look new and pretending like it was your idea. Hell, you have it copied right down to having 3 chances per game, even the score screen looks the same.

Goddamn Snack Time with Rex Ryan

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 1

L-O muthafuggin L. for real.

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