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Tiny Hawk

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: -1

One of the only problems I'm running into is that there's no restart button, and it seems like hitting escape when paused doesn't return you to level select like it says it should.

Tiny Hawk

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Dec. 07, 2010

Rating: 4

Very cool actually...and I like the name (tony hawk, tiny hawk...lol, I get it)

Zombie Trailer Park

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Dec. 06, 2010

Rating: 2

Idk, maybe I'm alone in this, but I wasn't a real big fan of it...it seemed like way too much of just smashing production buttons and hoping for the best. There wasn't much control aside from that.

Shoot Pixels

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Dec. 06, 2010

Rating: 1

I keep beating level 40 over and over again and it's not giving me the badge...

Dash'n'crash

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Dec. 05, 2010

Rating: 8

Not only is this in a language that obviously isn't spoken by 90% of the users of this site, it also seems to be broken. Straight up fail right here.

Rune Suck - 1

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Dec. 05, 2010

Rating: 1

Well, at least you did win one award in my book...shittiest programmer of the week! And ya won it hands down bro! Really though, wtf is the matter with you. First of all, it doesn't take a master critic to look at this and say "wow, this looks like absolute and complete garbage, maybe I shouldn't go uploading this miserable embarrassment of a failure...but for some reason you did it anyways, to all our dismay. Then of course we have the fact that absolutely nowhere on this site does it ever suggest even a little that movies are ok here. Do you see any other movies on this site? No? that's because it's a game site, not an embarrassingly-shitty-halfass movie site. So don't upload embarrassingly shitty half ass movies.

Toxers

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Dec. 05, 2010

Rating: 1

Thank god, One thing is that it looks like you at least toned down bugzilla, he used to be able to hit for like, 50+...that was crazy before...

Toxers

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

I'm not sure, I'm normally very patient when it comes to things that are percentages, but when things happen like, say, you try to run (and I'm not exaggerating, I counted) 6 times in a row, and on the 7th it worked, it makes me really question how accurate the percentages you're displaying are (there's less than a 4% chance of that happening). Honestly, it seems that it's just marathon after marathon of something that's supposed to hit 70% of the time just missing and missing, and almost no periods whatsoever of it hitting way more than missing, and considering that percentage that should be the case more often. I'm sorry, it just seems that to me, and apparently a lot of other people, that there's something wrong with it.

Rescue On Cocoa Farm

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 1

First I'm playing a chocolate sausage game in the barn, then I'm knocking bad guys out with my nuts. I like it. A lot.

Rescue On Cocoa Farm

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

I would be lying if I said the sound effects aren't just a teensy bit on the weird side...I'm not sure it's good when you click "chocolate" blocks and hear those kinds of sounds...

Flaming Zombooka 2

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

I meant the difficulty still isn't very far from off ATM, it's definitely not terribly disproportionate. I liked the ideas for the levels too, they were generally pretty original.

Flaming Zombooka 2

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

Idk, getting 3 stars on every level was pretty easy...I'm not sure how you would do it, but I'd say maybe making it a little harder would be better, but honestly the difficulty still very far off from right on ATM. Other than that, this game is pretty much the shit. I liked it a lot.

Chritmas Tree Decor

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: -1

This might be interesting...for a poor orphan who enjoys pretending they actually have a house or a christmas tree.

Pretty Mummy and Her Child Dress Up

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

I'd rather undress mommy and baby to let them be more pretty...oh yeah, you're naughty little dress up characters, aren't you, oh yes... Ok, I'm done being really F'in creepy now. On the other hand, writing that creepy ass comment was worth more than a dress up game like this will ever be.

Great Game 1/5

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: 3

Pretty amazing, it made me LOL pretty hardcore. 1/5 Jk, this is sweet, and makes a good point.

Pretty Christmas Girl

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

This is a terrible blight on this already terrible place we call earth.

Long Haired Girl Dressup

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

Creepy.

Morning Exercise Girl Dress Up

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: 1

Dress up games= autofail

Doppelganger

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Dec. 02, 2010

Rating: 0

What in the name of god... I'm scarred for life after seeing this...Oh, and I don't like being reminded of how much of a failure I am by being shown what I look like sitting in front of my computer alone playing flash games...

Justin Bieber Pizzaq Pasta

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Dec. 02, 2010

Rating: 6

Dude, I only came in here in case there was some way to poison the meal...I'm extremely sadly disappointed...

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