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human ball

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: -1

um, I'd provide some constructive criticism, but I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this is or what you're supposed to do...

Goblin Smashers 2!

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 0

Bad.

Flash Painter

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: -3

There's no real reason for this, it's like a terrible version of paint, which is on just about every computer.

first flash game

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 2

I'd point out how absolutely and pitifully terrible this is, but that's not actually necessary. I'm sure that it doesn't take a critic master to figure out the height of the terribadness of this "game".

Turkeys in Time

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 2

Really hard to aim IMO, once 2 boats started to get involved there was no way that I could aim fast enough to deal with em all. Also, as someone else said, it kinda lacked in depth, just having powerups as the only variation wasn't much.

School Bus License

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 13

it's actually completely impossible to control the damn thing. A real bus's wheel rights itself, it doesn't just hang out in the same position while the bus keeps going in a circle.

The Restaurant

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

Oh, and one more thing, rats give you points for some reason...idk what's up with that, but the homey apparently likes eating rats.

The Restaurant

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: -2

As for as "first attempt"s go, this isn't the worst I've seen, but on the other hand what I usually say is that if you know that it's bad enough that you need to inform us that it was your first attempt, chances are that it's bad enough that it shouldn't be on this site. If you really don't know what needs improvement and need us to tell you, then that's sad, but the graphics are terrible and look like they were done in paint, the concept of the game itself is pretty bad, but there's not much else you can do other than come up with a different idea, the gameplay felt sloppy and like it didn't really have a very well defined goal...oh, and you spelled congratulations wrong.

Toe Nail Wheel

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: -2

Really pie easy honestly, the lazer costs just about nothing, there's no reason to even buy anything else as you can buy the best weapon by, like, round 3. At that point it's just a question of whether the brain dies before you buy 2x damage, and even if you're really really bad once you get 4x damage the brain dies in a few shots.. I managed to kill the brain in 5:19, didn't even have to get 2x damage.

Valley Of Tthe Wolfs Palestine

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 7

This is bad, and you should feel bad.

Shoot Pixels

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 5

Finished all levels, totally upgraded tank, got a multiplyer of 137, got over a billion money points in one free play...I'd say that I sufficiently beat the game, but I definitely had a good time doing it.

Shoot Pixels

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 4

Very well done it seems, it's very simple to play and yet fairly complex when all parts of it are taken into account.

Mother Judgement: Nun with Guns

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 6

Man, that was short as hell, and as far as I can see there was only 2 weapons in the whole game...idk, there should have been more to it.

Beggars Marry Wives

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 10

Wow, I'm only on the first level and I've already gotten stuck and was unable to finish the level. Then the only way to do anything is to return to the level select and re-enter the level, which is a huge pain in the ass. A pretty bad game, and the music is really annoying...like really annoying, especially cause it randomly cuts off and restarts. If you're going to make a game like this where only certain characters can do certain things, take the time to make sure that a character can't enter an area they're not supposed to then get stuck.

Up-Side-Down

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Nov. 28, 2010

Rating: -2

I guess I'm not the only one to say this, but WTF is up with level 4? There doesn't seem to be an ending to the level. Anyways, idk, this may be original, but I feel the idea isn't original in a good way. I found it to be somewhat boring and unenthralling in general.

Easter Egg

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Nov. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

Seeing as now the API has been tested, I'm gonna flag this so it can be deleted.

John Citizen

Play John Citizen

Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: 6

In rampage mode, the ridiculous amount of spinning metal things just makes the whole ordeal really gay and frustrating. It's no fun killing those things. If you're on a rampage it should be to kill people, not some non-gratifying annoying metal things that take a million shots to kill.

Kong Invasion

Play Kong Invasion

Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: 12

Wow, 3 levels. Such a long complex game...Oh, and wtf is with the enemy bullets appearing at random? Somehow you managed to make a game this simple have this many issues.

Flaming Zombooka 2

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Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: -4

or it makes me a sad penguin, as the case may be.

Flaming Zombooka 2

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Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: -5

Man, no reward for getting all 3 stars? that's totally lame! It's always annoying when you work to get all of whatever you need to get on all the levels, then that moment occurs when you get the very last one and you're hoping something special happens, but you just get returned to the level select screen. It makes me a sad panda =(

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