Ok, what the f***ing hell! I invested all the god damn time keeping this freaking browser open all the way to level 75. I saved so many times in between, I thought there was no way that this stupid thing could possibly screw up so badly that I'd lose my data, but lo and behold, my comp needs to be restarted, I save my game AGAIN, restart my comp, load up my game and I'm at f'ing level 35. This is bullshit, and there's no way that I'm playing, or rating above 1/5, a game that's going to erase all the time and effort I put into it as soon as I need to close the browser window. There's no better way to earn a lot of low ratings than to make a game that requires a lot of time be put into it, then just let it all be erased. Bullshit dude, seriously. That's ridiculous. I'm really pissed that I made sure to keep this browser open for days, and that all the settings were correct, then it's all just gone after I'd saved at least, at absolute minimum, 30 times between level 35 and 75.
Really there isn't a whole lot of actual input. It's like an idle game only you have just enough need for input that it can't just go on it's own, but little enough that there just isn't enough for the player to do. Severely needs to either get designed as an idle game or made more active for the person playing.
Eh, normally I'd say this was pretty terrible, but considering how bad many of the games I've seen on here are I'd say this is not terrible just fairly bad. The graphics appear to have been made in paint, it's not original at all really due to the large number of mouse avoider games out there, and there doesn't seem to be any real use for what looks to be a large gay pride clock in the bottom corner; it would be much better suited as a number timer. On the other hand there weren't any glaring bugs, so that's a plus at least, seeing as far too many games can't say the same, and collision detection wasn't as bad as I expected it to be.
This is really an outrageously bad idea for a game. Like, I'm not sure what the heck could be the matter with someone that would possibly even give them the most remote idea that this would be any good. Anyways, however the idea came around for this game, that idea should have never existed, as creating a game where you repeatedly press 1 button and you completely randomly either lose or win, and there's no graphics but text and a picture of dice in the beginning. There's not even a game here as far as I'm concerned.
I got medals on all levels, which I'm assuming is the highest thing you can get, so I was disappointed to not get anything for it. On that note I would recommend making more tiers than just one type of medal, and I'd also recommend adding bonus features or other bonuses for achieving a certain medal on all levels. I know that that's a pretty generic idea, but this really is a pretty good game, and I think that it would have added much more replay value if such a feature had been added. Plus it's fun to mess around with physics-y games like this, so for those people who wanted a bigger challenge they could shoot for getting higher medals in order to get more stuff, and to cater to those who don't want to have to be really serious and just want to play around with everything.
tough to tell green and yellow apart, tough to tell where the orb is actually going to shoot, it seems like the comp gets tons of spell cards while I go entire rounds without 1, just a few issues.
Yeah, at first I just thought it was bad, then I thought it was worse cause collision detection is off and it's tough to move diagonally using arrow keys, then I stopped playing when it called me a loser...not that it's that big a deal, but it just throws the icing on the crappy, frustrating cake that is this game. and this horrible cake is unfortunately not a lie.
I just clicked in here cause it said tit in the title...now where's this blue breast you speak of? And why would one be crazy enough to attempt to from escape from such a thing?
god, who sets out to put in the effort, however little, to make these terrible dress up games. They really aren't even worth a minute of time, because that's pretty much how long the general populace plays one of these games before rating it 3/5 if you're really lucky, but generally 1/5
popped in much just straight up gave it a bad rating, but i figured to be fair I'd at least take a look at it, but alas, as usual it's a terrible game of the absolute least original genre ever to foul up the new games list...that genre is, of course, dress up games.
all the over-exaggerated mis-spelling thing was kind of wierd and actually detracted from understanding, but the game itself was fairly fun at least. I liked kicking kitties.
Oh, and for those people who go "well the music is good!" I have some good advice for you...try this little thing called youtube if you want listen to music while looking at something. Believe it or not this is actually a game site, it says right on the browser window that this is supposed to be a game. Don't encourage people to submit things that in no way belong on kongregate.
Really, I took time to write really long insulting comments on the last ones in hopes that eventually if you figured out how much people loathed these stupid ass things you would stop submitting them, but this time I'll just skip telling you how much of a lonely, stupid loser you must be if you think spamming some game site with shitty games makes you cool(oh wait, I guess I didn't skip it.) Anyways, as usual I'm going to flag this in the hope that it gets deleted without the need for anyone else to have to deal with the waste of time and space that is this submission.
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