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I am Not a Witch

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Oct. 31, 2010

Rating: 0

Oh, and apparently she's not a witch...SHE'S ME! does that mean I'm actually a semi-attractive crazy chick who may or may not be a witch? or does that mean she really has a penis and likes boobies? Who knows, all I know is she frightens me a little.

I am Not a Witch

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Oct. 31, 2010

Rating: -2

Lol, wtf is up with the big female GOP members these days? Why do republicans love crazy chicks so much?...wait a minute, cause EVERYONE in the GOP is batshit crazy! Literally, in most other countries they'd probably be thrown in a mental institute for all their babbling about big government coming to get em, and screaming "Get the government out of my medicare and medicaid!" and "Damn you! I have a constitutional right to own a bazooka! I totally just use it for hunting and target practice!". Then as the door to the padded room slammed shut on em they'd scream "Where's yer birth certificate?" and start trying to scribble pictures of well known liberal politicians with Hitler moustaches on the walls.

Runescape Türkçe Quiz

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Oct. 31, 2010

Rating: 0

As everyone else says, don't put a quiz in a foreign language on a site where maybe 5% of the users speak that language. Plus it seems that you didn't actually make it other than using some template site. Oh, and quizzes on an outside game, especially one like runescape that is kinda simplistic and would be based very much so on your subjective experiences, is a bad idea in general. You take whatever percent of people play/played runescape, then whatever percent so happen to speak this language, and you get a small small percent.

Doomsdale

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Oct. 31, 2010

Rating: 2

yeah, wtf is up with the keys randomly not working? It says to hit an l, so I hit an L, and it doesn't work, then I figure it must be an I and I hit that and it doesn't work, and the bomb hits me. The only bombs that hit my city were ones on the first level I couldn't read and ones that didn't respond when I hit their keys.

Boundaries Of Truth

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Oct. 30, 2010

Rating: 5

Really, the english is terrible...which I guess is unintentional, but it's actually pretty funny honestly. Not in like a mocking sort of "haha he can't speak english" sort of way, but more of a "Lol, that's a funny way to say that."

Mummy Trouble

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Oct. 30, 2010

Rating: -17

And when a gem falls somewhere you don't want it do, you do what? Making no way to reset the level or move back in menus instantly makes the game horrible. Nobody wants to refresh every time they mess up in a game where that's supposed to be one of the main possibilities. As a matter of fact, this is getting a 1/5 until I stop having to refresh a page every 30 seconds. I can't believe any human being could create a game with this goal and not have a reset button...that's just unfathomable.

Warasite

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Oct. 30, 2010

Rating: 0

#1: way to completely copy death vs monstars. I normally attempt to look past similarities between games, but for gods sake man, you even have the levels and upgrades in the same location and layout. #2: Wtf is with not having a quality option? You make a game that is pretty much meant to have bullets and monsters flying everywhere and don't make a quality option to handle it?...makes it even more annoying #3: mixing having to eat things for growth with random spawns and stuff running away is pretty frustrating. So you have things running away from you, and things randomly spawning directly in front of you while you're chasing them and coming directly towards you, when there isn't that much room to maneuver. Really, the whole growth idea is a pretty ill conceived excuse to try to differentiate from an exact copy of death vs. monstars.

Warasite

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Oct. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

I'm sure getting tired of trying to click the parasite and getting a screen from the website shoved in my face.

Haunt the House

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Oct. 28, 2010

Rating: 1

man, killing people is bad? I was intentionally scaring people out the window...

Spacecraft

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Oct. 27, 2010

Rating: 1

yeah, I pretty much just maxed out all the upgrades for scouts and spammed the crap out of em on one lane. As xeyed that was especially effective cause there was just so many. Then throw rage out there and convert anything too scary and you're good. Oh, and save devour for any cruisers, 1 hit kills on em is pretty sweet.

Space Conqueror V1.0

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Oct. 26, 2010

Rating: 0

but really, wtf was with the boss at a mil. points or whatever amount that was? it just looked like this blur that was essentially firing so many huge blasts that not only could I barely move due to lag, but I also literally couldn't attack back cause the second I got in front of him at all I hit the mass off gigantic blasts and died instantly.

Space Conqueror V1.0

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Oct. 26, 2010

Rating: -4

That was bad and you should feel bad

THIS IS NOT A GAME, THE DESCRIPTION IS A LINK TO FIX THE NEW CHAT BUG!

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Oct. 26, 2010

Rating: -2

um, yeah, I'm no expert on the rules here, but I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say that you posting an outside link to fix a bug on kongregate isn't going to be at all ok with them. Believe it or not if they realized there was a bug they'd either fix it or post their way of getting around it. Plus most people are smart enough to not just go running off following every link they see that claims to do something.

Cold Awakening 2

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Oct. 26, 2010

Rating: -1

And another thing, is it just me or does buying upgrades cause the ones you get for completing levels to not work?

Cold Awakening 2

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Oct. 26, 2010

Rating: 2

Collision detection needs major work, screen is way too panned in. Guy isn't centered, it's really a little annoying after a while of seeing half your screen just be ground.

RSp: Runescape Parody

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Oct. 26, 2010

Rating: 5

Oh yeah, and the game doesn't even work, the time doesn't actually do anything cause you can keep going afterwords, and when you try to hit the reset you just get an error message...just like the stupid mario "parody". Believe it or not, one can go to youtube and type in anything about runescape songs and they'll get a whole list of stuff better/higher quality than this idiotic audio.

RSp: Runescape Parody

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Oct. 26, 2010

Rating: 6

yeah, I'm not even wasting my time again writing about how this shit has no reason whatsoever to be on this site, and isn't a parody at all. But in response to being "Mainly about the music", I've got a brilliant idea for ya...why don't you try putting this, minus the obviously shitty "game" that goes with it, on something like youtube or a site where ppl actually go to find music? Unless of course this song, like the stupid ass song from your mario "parody", are already on streaming/p2p sites/youtube, and you just thought cause you're stupid enough to be amused by it that it should be shoved in ppl's faces. This shit is what music/video streaming sites are for, and would get flamed there cause it isn't a parody in any way. Oh, and I'm reporting this as it's the exact same thing that got uploaded and removed before, don't know if you stole it, or just decided that you like degrading kongregate, but either way I'm hoping this, and the mario "parody" get deleted for good.

Trajectory

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Oct. 26, 2010

Rating: -2

idk about fun and addicting...a little more like frustrating and brutally hard...I got to level 45 then finally got tired of shooting balls into little red areas that give you way too little time to shoot. So it's vaguely enjoyable all in all, but seriously, I'd recommend making it beatable without having to spend 5 hours trying to beat 1 level, and absolutely perfectly shoot multiple balls at a time most times.

Tetravalanche

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Oct. 24, 2010

Rating: 3

yeah, to be honest when you have tons and tons of blocks falling on when I reach like 430m, those blocks that break downwards are pretty much the sole reason that it becomes so frustrating and difficult. They start falling literally every few blocks, and they share the exact same color as blue blocks, so you can't even see em coming, then they break on down through and if they hit you they take you aaaaalllll the way down to the monster. They also don't break if you jump into em, so as you're frantically attempting to recover from getting spiked all the way down by the downward block, you try to jump upwards and the block just sits there. Idk why they don't break, it's the least that could be done...well, that, making them a dif color when dropping, and honestly lowering their frequency even if it means speeding up the rest of the game, they're an outrageously frustrating way to jack up the difficulty.

We

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Oct. 24, 2010

Rating: -1

yeah, I'd recommend trying to learn english. I'm assuming it's your second language, and if it's not, I would seriously recommend taking some classes.

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