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Dragon Tamer

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Nov. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

I was gonna give this good rating, but I'm not going to go through the trouble to do that, small game, not worth the time.

Nothing

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Nov. 11, 2010

Rating: -2

I can't believe that many people have no idea this is an exact copy of the last 100 games that were exact copies of the shootorial. As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to flag this since it IS really the same thing as all those others. This really needs to be deleted, and it's sad that people are actually able to get hoodwinked by these stupid ass unmodified shootorial submissions. Look up shootorial if you think this is in any way original, then you can go ahead and make this game yourself.

To Be a Hero.

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Nov. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

What in the name of god is this? I have some feedback, if you're only going to put in the pitiful amount of time it takes to makes something like this it might be cool if you made half the thing actually work. And no, this wouldn't be a good game if it was anything at all like this. Believe it or not there's about a million other games out there that not only let you choose between those three basic classes, they also have actually well made graphics and real gameplay, where as this barely has any graphics at all, those that are there are embarrassingly bad, plus I have some news for you, games that people enjoy generally don't involve just clicking some bad looking, mostly not functioning buttons.

Where's The Soldier

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Nov. 11, 2010

Rating: -2

Terrible. It was like a find the difference game only way worse and without the nice graphics.

Damn Birds 2

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Nov. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

eh, at least in this one it isn't the only way to change guns.

Damn Birds 2

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Nov. 11, 2010

Rating: 2

what the hell happens if I'm playing on a laptop and don't have a god damn tab button?

Hostage Crisis

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Nov. 11, 2010

Rating: 5

what kind of hostage situation involves the terrorists letting the hostages run all around the place? That would have to be one really really retarded terrorist group, and the hostages must be idiots too, considering I'm sitting there shooting right through a doorway and they run right into the stream of bullets.

Jet Velocity 3D

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Nov. 11, 2010

Rating: 1

I guess I must be the only one who found this game to be awfully boring? It felt like every single race was the exact same thing, with no real variation except the ship you're driving, which isn't much variation.

Gravitee Wars

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Nov. 10, 2010

Rating: -1

OH MY GOD...I'm not going to lie, I just saw the most epic thing I've ever seen happen...an AI guy shot a rocket that went flying right past my guy out into space, and looked like for sure it was going to go out...it started to just barely curve and after like, 20 seconds it finally started to fly back towards the planets. It curved around a planet, and flew right into the AI that shot it, killing him. It was amazing...

Gravitee Wars

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Nov. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

The AI is majorly a pain in the ass, I've now sat here for 2 whole freaking turns where the AI just sits there doing absolutely nothing...which just makes things take about 4x longer.

Gravitee Wars

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Nov. 10, 2010

Rating: 5

The direction keys switching up as you walk around is really annoying...

Alex-Tron V.2

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Nov. 07, 2010

Rating: 9

I'm not sure what happened, perhaps some traumatic childhood event or a mother who didn't realize dropping a baby on it's head was bad, but let me help you in getting something straight about reality as you obviously need guidance...ya see, when you fail at something in life, like oh I don't know, game making, the idea is not to flaunt your absolutely terrible skills for everyone to see. The only people that will at all appreciate it are those who enjoy watching people fail so they have the opportunity to write long sarcastic messages insinuating the creator is stupid due to some childhood event or being dropped on his/her head as a baby, so I'd recommend you do pretty much everyone except those people a favor and don't upload shitty work.

Hardest Game in the World 9

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Nov. 07, 2010

Rating: 22

I would figure that if you're on number 9 that you must already know how big a piece of shit these games are, and you're just continuing to submit them because you're an idiot. Hell, at least if there was only 1 the joke might be even kinda a little bit ok, but you took an idea that sucked pretty bad to begin with and ran with it, since I guess in you're feeble mind this is very clever.

Apokalyx

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Nov. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

Lol, killed waizer without even taking a hit.

Rage Arena

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: -2

That thing with pressing I and having it just bug out and lock up the game is absolutely frustrating as hell when you didn't hit it for like 2 or 3 times in a row, and there goes a ton of items and exp...it really needs to be fixed, there's nothing that kills a game quite like never knowing when you're going to lose everything you just did.

Rage Arena

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: -7

bugged out on me, when I hit inventory during the actual arena it froze and I had to refresh, thus losing the large amount of items, including an awesome helm and armor. That also made me very angry, as this is now the second time some outside issue has prevented me from killing and collecting the item from the king of the underworld.

Rage Arena

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: -3

busy killin a megaboss...accidentally hit right click when he's a sliver off of dead, and all of a sudden the sponsor site pops up in front of my face, and I die. I now officially hate the sponsor, so gj programmer person. Anyways, i'm mostly jk, but for real, it's not that hard to accidentally hit right click so the game should probably pause when focus is off of the game.

Gario and Bario bros

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: 5

Wtf? way to write a completely wrong and misleading description. Why is it completely wrong? The graphics aren't awesome by pretty much anyone's standards, that's not what made mario popular, the control are by far some of the least smooth I've ever seen and yer smokin' something serious if you think they are smooth, and I'm not sure how this is in any way based off the engine from super mario bros on SNES when everything about this game sucks hard, hard balls, and super mario bros was/is wildly popular and well known for being one of the best games of its time. Oh, and I lol'ed fairly hard when I read "This is one of the best mario clones/remake online"...what kind of disorder is it you have again? cause there must be something very seriously wrong with you if you think that's anywhere near the truth.

Closed In Addendum

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: 26

Ok, nvm, just for scholarly purposes I finished the second ending, and no, there's no explanation whatsoever for basically everything that's happening, why there's nobody around but the two of em, what the use for what looks like a syringe lying on the ground before the last screen is, how the dude got over on the other side of the chasm, why it's completely dark out (assuming it's not just night), why she's asked to meet someone at the radio station and they're not even there. If this is all covered in another game, that at least makes it better, but honestly, I wouldn't just make an entire game's storyline/clarity rely on the chance that the player played some other game in the series.

Closed In Addendum

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Nov. 06, 2010

Rating: 10

Endings lacked complexity or a message that was on par with the story. Oh, and I didn't much feel like playing through the whole thing again as it was awfully slow the first time, but from what I can tell there's nothing that actually points to why there's asteroids falling from the sky or why computers are reconstructing themselves.

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