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This game actually just loads so fast that the human brain cannot comprehend what happened, leaving you only THINKING you see a grey screen.
Only once you have gained a higher level of consciousness through regular consumption of cornflakes and nicely cooked human faces, will you be able to see the true form of this game.
Heil Satan.
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If we had Moshdef's twitter account we could nominate him as king of the web at http://kingofweb.com/ <--- Winners get 1500$, and 100$ daily if they are within the top 10.
Global Warming is so 2000-late. "Global Weirding" is the new term that they like to use, since the planet isn't heating up it's actually just going crazy. Earth 2.0: Ultimate Extreme Mode. Challenge accepted.
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Hacking an Idle game... Here's when you know you have absolutely failed at everything at life. I mean, why the heck do you want a highscore here? To make people think that you have more free time than you actually have? C'mon, grow up...
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Just added a 500k button... Thanks to everyone for helping us reach this milestone! I'll definitely be doing some kind of kred giveaway to the top players sometime in the near future, maybe when we reach 1,000,000 plays? Let me know what you think of that idea.
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OH DEAR GOD NO WHO WOULD DO THIS... WAIT I KNOW. It's Greg. He was mad that Mosh was giving out illegal secrets from deep inside the kong database....
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I think players are thinking this game is a blank screen. It's not. It's Just Trolling you. The numbers in the highscore shows long you've been trolled. The trick is to right click --> settings, then backspace then forward quickly before the last page loads, then delete Kong Cookies and History. Come back, right click, and there'll be a start game. This is a huge MMORPG game. As you start, equip your Training Blade and do the quests. For your race, I heard Immorate was pretty good but I use Xrythia, the goblin/orc stealth race. Yrivna have got good as tech though, so if you're a pro, choose that. From what I've seen Urtiaflve are the most UP, their units are cheap and they're supposed to be strong in hordes but they're pretty weak late game. Anyways, see you all in multiplayer.
My name is Moshdef and I approve this comment... Except instead of deleting your cookies, just mail them to me. I currently live in the alley behind Kongregate HQ.
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Eduard Khil, aka Mr. Trololo, has passed away. I am currently working on a candlelight vigil to take place within Just Trolling, so please stay tuned. RIP Eduard Khil, your spirit will live on with the trolls of the world.
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Love it! The walkthrough really helps and I love the ads! Just challenging enough! I love all the bonuses and add ons! Great game, buy it now!
Did you try throwing a Pokeball at him? In any case, capture him and exploit him for unlimited presents. Santa's dark magic is among the most powerful in the universe, even more powerful than his brother Satan, so if you can harness that power you will be a force to be reckoned with.
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It not loading is not the issue. Your brain not being capable of comprehending its awesome 5th-dimensional gameplay is.
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Kilo, I see you post quite often, since the first one... I've wondered.. What is your mental disability that makes it so you can't even type a sentence??
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Everyone is killing their asses off (including me) to get a good top comment, then Dimwit943 shows up and puts ''Boobs'' and he's already there. Man, the comment section is trolling us hard