Huh, just so you know, the "buy" system seems to be broken... I decided to keep trying because, well, I'm at work and bored, and finally pushed through to the end. For giggles I hit the Buy button ($2 off is nice, but $2 off of what?) and it brings me to an error screen:
Not Found
We were unable to find the requested file or resource.
Also, "Level Up Labs, LLC Store" but the domain is fastspring.com? Sketchy! But yeah, could be just me, but might want to check on that.
Demofail is demofail! But still, gave it a solid chance. Not bad, but finally hit a level that can't be completed, no matter how often I try or different strategies I try, apparently I made some bad choices in unit purchases and item purchases early on. Not going to bother sitting here replaying the same level over and over to get the money and exp to beat it. Definitely hate grinding. It's a good game, don't get me wrong, just seems like there's a lot of emphasis on replaying levels to gain xp/money just to beat later levels, and I hate that in games. Oh and did I mention I hate demos on this site? Wanna post a demo, put it up on Steam, I'll bet if I'd found this game on Steam for like $2.99-$3.99, I'd've bought it by now. Love those cheap games. Oh well. 3/5 -1 for demo, +1 for effort.
Hmm... can't remember the last time I played a 20rd game through the 3nd round before giving up. It does say "Bullet Time Ninja is Hard!" and I guess it's true. But "hard" just because of crappy controls is no fun. Getting 1000 on Accelerator? That's hard, but fun. This? Not so much. Maybe I'll try again later, but for now, just too frustrating. 2/5
Oh wonderful. Yet another game of "keep playing the same round over and over and over until you have enough money to upgrade to a point where you can pass the round". Repetitive and boring already. Not a *terrible* game, but not really innovative. 2/5
Ya know... basic game design rules... the first few levels should be relatively easy, so as to introduce the player to the game and let them get comfy with the game dynamics. Not, "Here's the second level, hope you had your fun on the first one because from where on it's just work." If I wanted to work... I'd be working right now. :P 2/5
Would be so much better on the "lightning missile" rounds if the game itself actually had decent responsiveness to it. Which it really doesn't. 4/5 though
Seriously? One of the worst games on the site (ok, bottom 10%, I'll be nice), and it not only gets a badge but a daily? Sometimes the badge-makers really hurt my brain.
Woohoo! Game completed! Oh wait, I have to do it on *hard*... you mean that wasn't hard? Screw that noise. Next game! Bah. Oh well, I've played worse... 3/5
Nope, no can do, sorry. I don't trust any game that requires me to allow scripts from a website I'm unfamiliar with to run on my system. adroll.com? gamegamma.com? lordofages.com? Maybe if it were "ddtank.com", maybe... but yeah, no, not going to allow any of those others to run scripts on my system, sorry. Nice try though.
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