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Arcane Weapon

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Aug. 09, 2013

Rating: 1

Not bad, although I was a bit disappointed that the final boss' death animation was so minimal. I was hoping he'd collapse so we could see his face, or at least go limp, but he just detonates :(

Yepi's Journey

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Jul. 24, 2013

Rating: 0

I don't think I've ever hit anything with the lasers. Though I've seen them fire occasionally, they are wholly inaccurate and the enemy are rarely on screen long enough to destroy entirely anyway.

Shape Fold

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Jun. 19, 2013

Rating: -1

Clever, but rather easy

Disaster Will Strike 2

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May. 22, 2013

Rating: 2

It's Ok. Found it very short, and most of the levels were extremely easy to work out. Once you realised that each tool is only really useful against a small handful of targets, it's easy to work out where to aim. Then it's just a matter of getting them in the right order.

Wonder Rocket

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May. 02, 2013

Rating: 2

Not a bad launch game, inertia is a bit heavy and pickups seem to have very small hit areas, but not bad at all. I would have liked to continue after completing the game so I could get all the upgrades and see what the ultimate rocket looked like though, as I only had about two thirds when I won the game.

MadBurger

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Apr. 02, 2013

Rating: 1

If your burger is cold when it reaches you, your meal is free. If on the other hand it has a large footprint on the bun, is fielded by a starving orphan before it gets to you, or suffers any other mishap while en-route through the air... full price, sucker!

Lazerman

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Mar. 02, 2013

Rating: 4

Painfully fiddly controls

Demons vs Fairyland

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Feb. 07, 2013

Rating: -4

Wish the XP penalty for repeating stages was lower, or the XP bonus for higher difficulties was higher, or both! Once you've played through the main story getting a level-up at each level, 4 times out of 5, repeating them all again to get the rest of the upgrades sees you having to play 4 or 5 levels to get one level!

Demons vs Fairyland

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Feb. 07, 2013

Rating: 36

Despite similarities to 'Don't Touch My Gems', it's probably a good thing that this game isn't called 'Don't Touch My Kids!'

Ubooly & Friends

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Dec. 19, 2012

Rating: -1

That was a pleasant game. The thing I liked about it was there was very little in the way of illogical lateral thinking - with the possible exception of the snail song, but that wasn't too taxing so I can forgive that.

Developer response from BeardshakerGames

Harr! :) Check the first letters of the singers' names and then the markings on the snails' shells.... Thanks for playing!

Earn to Die 2012

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Nov. 30, 2012

Rating: 7

I would have been more inclined to 'buy the mobile version' if the game itself represented ANY kind of challenge. As it is, typical of the 'upgrades' genre, the only tactic is keep your finger on accelerate, boost occasionally, and make sure you buy all the upgrades. It's amusing enough to watch zombies and boxes get thrown around for a while, but the game has zero replay value.

Deep Sleep

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Oct. 05, 2012

Rating: 2

Needs stronger player feedback. With the low resolution graphics I found it very difficult to determine where clickable items where, and it would be better if things were recognisable without having to read the descriptive text about them.

Developer response from scriptwelder

Imagine playing this without cursor changing over active areas :) As it was during the original contest at jayisgames.com :)

My Big Friend

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Jun. 28, 2012

Rating: 6

An OK time-waster, but to be frank the graphics are uninspiring, the story isn't introduced until the game is practically over and consists in its entirety of one simple and almost entirely uninformative conversation. I'd say the ending was a total let-down, except that the game never raised my expectations far enough for there to be any great distance to be let.

Paladog

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May. 15, 2012

Rating: 3

'There was a horrible bastard behind them' eh? Is this a kid-friendly game or not??

Tripod Attack

Play Tripod Attack

Apr. 10, 2012

Rating: 2

Hmm. Game's ok, but I hate the legs on the tripod. They're not flexible enough to work as tentacles, but they're too bendy to be convincing legs. All in all it felt like a zeppelin dragging itself along through the air using three enormous pipe cleaners

Decision

Play Decision

Apr. 01, 2012

Rating: 11

Pretty good. I only wish the standard of written English was better.

Hood Episode 1

Play Hood Episode 1

Oct. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

I think this one was a little short to even be called a single episode. It was nice, although a few of the Americanisms and slang usage broke the atmosphere for me a little in places. Also please, please, in the next episode, make the arrows easier to see! I could barely make out most of them.

The King's League

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Oct. 01, 2011

Rating: 2

Hmm. Straight through the game in three seasons, got an S rank on my first go. Cute game, but it's one of those games with almost nil strategy. If you keep playing long enough and picking options at random, you're likely to win eventually. Given that I managed to get S rank so easily, I don't think there's that much strategy to getting a good grade either.

Grey

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Aug. 12, 2011

Rating: -6

Girl: I am a materialistic brat who refuses even to notice you until you've bought be an amazing number of presents. Boy: That's OK, because I'm a vapid airhead who exists only to fetch and carry for your pleasure. Girl: ... I love you, square headed moron.

Dillo Hills

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Jun. 21, 2011

Rating: -5

Well, this is a complete rip off of an iPhone game called 'Tiny Wings'. That, or Tiny Wings is a ripoff of this, but my money would be the first since it's been out for a long time already.

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