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Where is 2014?

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Jan. 08, 2014

Rating: 8

A pleasant 10-minute (literally!) game I suppose, but too short to be particularly good or memorable. Relies almost entirely on searching the screen for tiny clickable hotspots, as the logic part of the puzzle is extremely obvious.

Loot Hero

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Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: 3

Gameplay? There is no game in this play. Run right until almost dead, then either wait or run back left again until you reach a shop. Buy stuff when you have cash. Rinse and repeat.

Snail Bob 6: Winter Story

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Dec. 23, 2013

Rating: 1

Anyone else find it really annoying that you can't move the cursor while an ornament is moving in the first mini game?

Utopian Mining

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Dec. 12, 2013

Rating: -1

Wish there was an audible warning when your health starts to go down. I often wandered into a too-hot area by accident and ended up dying before I noticed.

Earn to Die 2012: Part 2

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Dec. 11, 2013

Rating: 1

Pretty much nil strategy. Just keep your finger on the accelerator and tap left or right now and then to avoid going upside down. Worse, all the levels are as good as identical except for the appearance of the vehicle.

L.I.F.E.

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Dec. 06, 2013

Rating: 1

Wow, I knew it was hard being a doctor, but I never realised how much time they have to spend in free fall, throwing scalpels at space aliens! My respect for the medical profession just levelled up.

Cyber Chaser

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Nov. 20, 2013

Rating: 3

A pretty reasonable auto-runner with some decent upgrades. There's only two things I'm not fond of. The first is that jumping feels clumsy for some reason - maybe the character falls just slightly too fast, maybe it's a poor animation. The other is the graphics in general which lack expressiveness and character.

Snail Bob 5: Love Story

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Nov. 19, 2013

Rating: 5

If you immediately turn Snail Bob around at the beginning of level 8. he can crawl clean through a solid log of wood.

Furtive Dao

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Nov. 15, 2013

Rating: 126

It's amazing how many cute, fuzzy critter deaths can be justified when you're using their blood money to build an orphanage. If only Emperor Palpatine had cottoned onto this and put a nursery in the Death Star!

Strand

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Nov. 12, 2013

Rating: 1

Starts to get good around level 16; became too much of a chore for me by level 20 as I am colourblind and was having a lot of difficulty telling which links could connect to each other.

Dungeons of Kong

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Nov. 11, 2013

Rating: 0

Too much of a focus on constantly drinking healing potions.

Diggy

Play Diggy

Nov. 05, 2013

Rating: -3

Wait a sec… an achievement for *rating the game highly*? One star! The cheek of it! People, don't encourage this blatant attempt to cheat the system!

Diggy

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Nov. 05, 2013

Rating: 3

Crikey, by my estimation, that little digging dude is 66 metres tall!

Prehistoric Shark

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Oct. 31, 2013

Rating: 5

Ok, sharks, yeah, pretty ancient animals but… cavemen coexisting with dinosaurs? I demand that this blatant historical error be removed from what is obviously a serious documentary about the ancestry of the noble shark!

Road of the Dead 2

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Oct. 30, 2013

Rating: 0

Controls are glitchy and horrible on Safari. The gun frequently freezes up, fires at random, then suddenly the cursor will shoot across to the opposite side of the screen to catch up with the cursor… this isn't poor performance, the graphics run in a frame. If it's part of the game because I've not upgraded accuracy enough, it's a very poorly thought out feature.

Headless Zombie

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Oct. 10, 2013

Rating: 1

The game isn't bad, but it's a touch on the easy side. Also, the coins seemed a little pointless; there were very few of them that you didn't have to practically walk right over in order to complete the level and I don't remember any that required significant thought, outside those in the bonus level.

BLYM

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Sep. 26, 2013

Rating: 5

Lot of comments about the magic hat; if you make a sequel, maybe you could engineer it so that the hat has to be picked up again manually, and the player gets a bonus for finishing certain levels with their hat still on.

CastleMine

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Sep. 03, 2013

Rating: 0

Not bad, but a bit of a slow starter. I'm up to level 10 so far and the levels have all been extremely brief. This can be annoying since, with experience, gold and crystals to manage, it can take a while to build up to a satisfying arsenal. Hopefully the later levels will be a good deal deeper.

Battalion Commander

Play Battalion Commander

Aug. 30, 2013

Rating: -1

"Look, guys, just because your rifle has a rate of fire of one round every two seconds doesn't mean you have to fire it exactly once every two seconds!"

Flatland: Fallen Angle

Play Flatland: Fallen Angle

Aug. 20, 2013

Rating: 3

Flatland wasn't so much a novella, more a mathematical paper done in the style of a science fiction story, but it's well worth reading.

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