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Snail Bob 2

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Jun. 19, 2011

Rating: 2

Look out, grandpa! One of the guests at your party is a snail-eating caterpillar!

Grey Wars TD

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Jun. 13, 2011

Rating: 1

A mediocre tower defence game crippled by an unintuitive UI and no major gameplay innovations. It's not *bad* per se, just overwhelmingly average.

Animal RaceWay

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May. 18, 2011

Rating: 3

Huh. My racer has never fallen over in a race, and his stats are now so high it's unlikely he ever will. That means there's one achievement I can never get.

Vampire Physics

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Apr. 28, 2011

Rating: -4

Pretty typical physics game, but BOY is it hell on the processor! This is a fast computer and it still judders.

Pigs Can Fly

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Apr. 12, 2011

Rating: 1

Nice concept, way too easy, would work well on a multitouch device like iPhone or iPad.

Space is Key

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Mar. 31, 2011

Rating: 0

Dull. Very dull.

PRIOR

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Mar. 29, 2011

Rating: -2

The platforming is adequate if unimaginative, the story reasonable if cliched in places, but the minimalist (cubist?) graphical style of the characters leaves me utterly cold. I find it quite impossible to empathise, or indeed draw any kind of emotional attachment positive or negative, toward these bland box-like entities.

PRIOR

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Mar. 29, 2011

Rating: -1

Am I the only person who suddenly got trapped in a grey, featureless world where the platforms are invisible? Was that supposed to happen, or is it a bug?

Pestilence Z

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Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: 3

Zumigal, there is more to making characters avoid walls than checking if there's a wall there. Once you have untraversable spots on a map, you have to implement pathfinding. Mind you, A* pathfinding is dead easy and efficient enough for a simple game like this, so I guess I agree with you anyway ;) Furthermore.... THERE ARE MORE MONSTERS THAN ZOMBIES! TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL! I AM SICK OF THE UNDEAD IN EVERY! SINGLE! GAME!!!

Mitoza

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Mar. 02, 2011

Rating: 2

It's not really a toy either. A toy is something you can use to invent your own games, like a ball or a model aeroplane. This is more what I'd call 'Interactive Art'.

Icy Gifts

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Feb. 01, 2011

Rating: 0

A reasonable chain reaction game. Although it suffers from the usual problems associated with the genre (that is, it's as much luck as judgement when you win) this is not much of an issue since it is almost trivially easy to complete. Still, it's very pretty to play and kills half an hour. I was a little disappointed though that there isn't a special reward for getting all the achievements.

Topsy Turvy

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Jan. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

OK, but as Deredgar says it's annoying when you accidentally flip the scenery when you meant to jump. I suggest two things; first, put the jump button somewhere other than the 'Up' key to make the act of jumping easier. Second, have another key that either toggles corner-touch turning on and off, either each time it's pressed or while it's held down, to prevent accidents.

Tesla Death Ray

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Jan. 16, 2011

Rating: 4

Nice but a little bit short and could use a few more interesting upgrades. The high point is definitely the way the lightning effect is done. Very realistic, very pretty.

Kaleid

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Jan. 08, 2011

Rating: 0

A nice idea but... I can't tell the damn difference between Green and Yellow. And incidentally, some colourblind people CAN only see in black and white. It's rare, and the majority just have difficulty telling one or two colours apart, but the condition does exist. It would be nice, once in a while, if colour matching games could be made with an options menu that allowed you to pick which colours they used.

K.O.L.M.

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Jan. 03, 2011

Rating: -6

This game is the enemy of your eyes. First it makes you play the first five or so screens totally blurred out, then it expands the size of a level to huge proportions that make everything in it too small to see comfortably, *then* it adds fake 'glitches' now and then that make you think your monitor is breaking, and on top of ALL that the last part of the game causes constant camera shaking. My eyes hurt. The really sad thing is, if it wasn't for these flaws it would have been a five star game for me. As it is, I'm putting it down as a three. One star off for each EYE that now feels like it is BLEEDING!

The Linear RPG

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Dec. 31, 2010

Rating: 1

As a long-time hater of JRPGs I can appreciate the satire in the game. But it's not really a game, is it? It's a short story with the world's most irritating page-turning controls. Funny while it lasts, but the cool graphical style is a bit wasted on it and it's often difficult to read the story behind them anyway.

The Visitor: Massacre at Camp Happy

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Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 4

While it's an interesting take on the 'eat 'em up' genre, it gets dull and repetitive pretty fast. On the whole, I much preferred the previous 'Visitor' game which was more akin to a point-and-click adventure. Sure it was shorter, but the animations were far cooler and it didn't get boring about halfway through.

Rocket Toilet

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Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 1

A fairly typical and average example of the 'object fling' type of Flash game. As usual, there is very little control available over your on-screen persona and the obstacles and power-ups come at such a rate that there is literally no skill and practically no judgement involved in playing. I can only hope that the designer meant this game to be sarcastic social commentary on this type of game, rather than a serious attempt at the genre.

Zombie Bites

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 2

A nice concept but flawed and gets old quickly.

Mass Mayhem 2

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Dec. 12, 2010

Rating: 2

Seems like a lot of the goals don't detect properly when they've been accomplished

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