Ok, seriously? _1000_ golden pins to "upgrade" with? You can buy balls or new lanes (1000 pins, WTF) or special powers, that you get only a few of for every (lets do the math...) over 30 perfect games.
This game being slow has NOTHING to do with how powerful your computer is. I have a 6-core 3.2GHz machine with 4 GB of RAM. There's no way it should be this shitty. There's also NO BLOODY REASON why the game world itself needs to be multiplayer hosted.
Far too many levels in a row with the same theme: jump over there, grab that guy, get to the exit. Like. 8 of them in a row. Oh hey, a new guy that does something new: pushes boxes.
...8 more levels exactly like the last but with a box inconveniently in the way. Oh hey, a new guy.
...Oh. He introduced being able to shoot things. Great. :|
This was simply....wonderful. :)
Every hole was cleverly thought out, although there are a few I can't see how you'd albatross them; I guess it's not "hole in 1" but "as few shots as possible"? (i.e. hole 18 needs 2 shots, etc.)
Lion "mini"boss is cheap. Seriously, his paw hurts you no matter where you're standing (you have to JUMP!?) and can only be hurt if you get an elephant to run into him (which is difficult enough, if the lion didn't just bite you for getting so close).
It's alright. I wish I didn't have to star over from the VERY beginning to get the other endings; it's just not worth playing through a second, third, or even fourth time for it.
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 "RoboFlu"){kind=icon}
 "Block Fuse"){kind=icon}
 "Gutterball - Golden Pin Bowling"){kind=icon}
 "The Four Elements"){kind=icon}
 "Feed Us"){kind=icon}
 "The End"){kind=icon}
 "Space Trooper USA"){kind=icon}
 "Infestor"){kind=icon}
 "Frantic Frigates"){kind=icon}
 "Tanooky Tracks"){kind=icon}
 "Wonderputt"){kind=icon}
 "Linx"){kind=icon}
 "Slay the dragon"){kind=icon}
 "Curse of Plum Mountain"){kind=icon}
 "Infinite Monkeys Bending Reality"){kind=icon}
 "Penguin Overlords"){kind=icon}
They died - I just updated which hopefully fixes this :)