Speaking of annoying, what's up with the crazy amount of lag in this game? It's not as though it's trying to do real time 3D rendering or heck, even using the PC speaker! Also, what's up with all those "javascript:void(0);" windows that keep opening up? Is that an attempt to spy on us or something? Whether the answer to this question is yes or no, there's NO reason for those windows to keep popping up. I've had at least 30 of them pop up so far and I've only been playing this game for about 2 hours! Terminate them NOW, please, and if you do have spyware in this game, then get rid of that too. Everyone else, please upvote to make sure that the programmer sees this.
Definitely one of the easier "Hard" badges on Kongregate. It would be nice if there was an actual end game animation, though, instead of simply going back to the map.
After about 3 times of getting into an impossible situation (at least impossible without some kind of quantum teleportation, I stopped caring about trying to rescue the penguins at all. At least give us a chance to save them all...
OK, my body's providing nutrients for a tree. Now what? Is there any way to escape this fate? It appears to be unavoidable even if you finish off your level 4 imbibing at the church.
Why would you destroy such an awesome game with the "women and children" crap at the end? ANYTHING "and children" would be a majority. It would be equally correct to say that the majority were "men" and children. "pets" and children. "cacti" and children. By mentioning "women and children" specifically you're basically reducing men to non-entities. Why? Don't men count? As for the gifts of society, shelter, agriculture, literacy, science, and just about every invention ever made, on behalf of men around the world throughout history, you're welcome.
For photons, these things sure move pretty freaking slow. There's so many times I couldn't help but pulling a Ren Hoek and screaming "Get ON with it, man!" How about adding the option to speed up the game and/or make it instantaneous lasers? Seriously, dude, these photons are so slow that I could WALK faster than them!
Came for the easy badge, stayed for... nope, sorry. I haven't heard music this annoying since Super Paper Mario, now have I heard a voice so annoying since Frank Welker's version of Galvatron. I'm out.
Not only that, SiR Wats, but hiring back the lower tier employees won't fix it, either. Instead, you have to fire the TOP tier employees and then re-hire them again, AFTER you've hired back the lower tiers. This game is such a troll on so many levels...
After playing this game for 5 minutes, I've got to ask... why is this even programmed in Unity, anyway? This could have so easily been done in standard Flash, or heck, even with QBasic in MS-DOS. As far as the "idle" thing goes, doesn't that imply that you should be able to leave the game and have it go on without you instead of stopping all actions every 15 seconds?
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Yes i am aware, and i chose lolcash instead.