nunca433's Comments

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Massive Mayhem 3	Apr. 22, 2011 Rating: 2 the game is ok...but killing richard nixon during the intro = automatic 5.
Dead Drunk 1.1	Apr. 18, 2011 Rating: -3 horrible game. potentially fun if everything didn't kill you. also, the lyrics to the song are totally retarded.
Bela Kovacs and The Trail of Blood	Apr. 08, 2011 Rating: -4 i, too, am an investigator! seconds into the game, i notice the name, "bela;" the location of Eastern Europe (also referred to as "The Old Country;") and something about a small cut and bleeding out. a vampire game.
Monster Slayers	Mar. 26, 2011 Rating: 2 this game is AMAZINGLY fun. not difficult, but games don't always have to be difficult to be fun. great job! 5/5
ZitS: the Saviour - Act 1	Mar. 24, 2011 Rating: -2 jesus, this is the worst lag i've ever seen in a game. and the graphics aren't all that great at any setting.
Neil the Nail	Feb. 19, 2011 Rating: 3 cute game. 4/5
Guy of My Dreams	Feb. 13, 2011 Rating: 1 too much stuff happening too quickly in too small a space. 3/5
Zombie Splatter	Feb. 06, 2011 Rating: -5 also, lamest duke nukem wannabe ever.
Zombie Splatter	Feb. 06, 2011 Rating: -5 lags worse than crysis on a gameboy. 1/5
Bitejacker	Feb. 06, 2011 Rating: -2 my god, make it somewhat fair. i agree with everyone else: the difficulty level is totally out of hand! 3/5
High Tea	Feb. 04, 2011 Rating: -11 absolutely terrible. visually stunning and a fine example of the particular aesthetic, but to say that the gameplay is counter-intuitive would be an insult to counterintuitive games. the directions are scant and fail to elaborate on whether we will indeed be stuck on just the one screen during gameplay. once that becomes apparent, the steampunky charm fades away, and the distilled "buy low, sell high" game mechanic that was all the rage in 2001 is laid bare. 1/5. graphic design majors suck at making games.
Tasty Planet	Feb. 04, 2011 Rating: -3 wow. a super-laggy 2-d rip off of katamari damacy. except without the fun of trying roll your ball due to weird-shaped objects, no wacky japanese humor, and no silly catchy music. sure is worth my time! 1/5
Corporation Inc.	Feb. 02, 2011 Rating: 3 you really need to fix this thing. 1/5
Escaped!	Jan. 15, 2011 Rating: -1 wow, this game is horrible. it has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. i have no idea how this got frontpaged.
Bat Country	Jan. 13, 2011 Rating: -1 GONZO!
Darkest Days	Dec. 21, 2010 Rating: 0 come on. you're only crippling your game's potential. give us some of our health back at the start of each stage, or make health an available purchase.
Darkest Days	Dec. 21, 2010 Rating: 0 i like that the advertisement prior to the game is for the irobot roomba. "it's time to let the robots take over the planet, err...do the work for you."
Zombie Bites	Dec. 19, 2010 Rating: 0 i am of th distinct mindset that zombies singing praises of my bravery would not sound very good. anyway, like everyone else says, upgrades and further, umm...fleshing out would take this game from being a fun time-waster to a legitimate full game. 4/5
Blue Knight	Nov. 30, 2010 Rating: 0 kind of a metroid feel. fun, a bit creepy, good work on develpoing an atmosphere. definitely plays as more of an idea for a game than an actual game - more weapons and powerups would help. more creatures would help. 4/5
Shoot Pixels	Nov. 30, 2010 Rating: -3 once i hit a certain stage, all of my weapons disappeared. they were there on the home screen, where i get to upgrade, etc. but in actual gameplay, they were not there. i was unarmed. fix your f ucking game, idiot.