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Dibbles 3: Desert Despair

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Mar. 13, 2016

Rating: 1

I don't know what happened, but I played this yesterday for the easy badge then returned today for the hard. The first 25 levels went by with minimal lag. Today I'm struggling to finish a single level before memory consumption goes up to ~1GB and the game becomes unplayable due to lag.

Pretentious Game

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Mar. 08, 2016

Rating: 0

I love the pretentious game! There are soooooo many of these "deep" games in which some dude whines about the girl he never bothered to even speak to. 5/5 for self awareness.

Sierra 7

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Mar. 02, 2016

Rating: 1

Sooooo laggy. Move mouse, 2 seconds later the gun moves, as if through honey, toward the target.

NoNoSparks: The Ark

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Feb. 24, 2016

Rating: 5

The controls are extremely laggy for a simple puzzle of this type. For those who enjoy this type of puzzle, they're called nonograms, and you can find them by the thousands at various puzzle sites.

Reach the core

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Jan. 18, 2016

Rating: 5

Wow, I got to the core and collected 3 plasma! I only have to do that another 33 times in order to jump!!!

Reach the core

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Jan. 16, 2016

Rating: 2

Brutally grindy

Christmas cat

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Dec. 20, 2015

Rating: 0

@tuffpunk0 You can't change the direction of the feet - it's an 8 button code, not 4 sets of feet.

FPA: Sneak Peek

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Sep. 15, 2015

Rating: 5

How many completely broken games are going to get daily badges? What the heck?

Papa's Pancakeria

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Aug. 25, 2015

Rating: 4

Me at work all day: Boy I wish I could go home and pretend to do menial tasks for less than minimum wage! Me at home today: My dreams have come true!!!

Witch Hunt

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Aug. 20, 2015

Rating: -7

A nagging shrew who jiggles for you and gives you flashes of upskirt? Really?

50 years (graphical)

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Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: -1

I have no problem with basic graphics, but this badly needs formatting. The buttons just sort of smoosh together; it's clumsy looking and feeling.

Sentry Knight Conquest

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Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: 5

Beat level II boss and realized that there is a level IV boss out there. Halfway through and too bored to bother with the hard badge.

Sentry Knight Conquest

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Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

@Oishi7 The timer is at the top left, right under your health. Otherwise, I more or less agree.

Sushi Cat

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Aug. 06, 2015

Rating: 0

Sushi cat is one of the very few games that I will happily replay after finishing. Love it!

New Star Soccer

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Aug. 05, 2015

Rating: 1

@MeekalMykee The game is apparently functional for you, that's the difference in hate level. When I run the game (with as much memory as it wants on a top of the line computer) even the menus lag so badly that I can't click the buttons. It's absurdly bad.

New Star Soccer

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Aug. 05, 2015

Rating: 3

How does this have 14M plays with 4.24 star average? It's all but unplayable?!?!

Pel

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Aug. 02, 2015

Rating: 1

Powerups and missing a ball make this game difficult, not the actual gameplay. Would also be nice if WASD, or more simply 123, were available as control options. Sucks having to play right handed.

GemCraft - Chasing Shadows

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Jul. 30, 2015

Rating: 1

It looks like the easy badge is recording only one new achievement per map win. You've got to beat 10 maps to get the badge, with an achieve on each.

Obey the Game

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Jul. 26, 2015

Rating: 2

Too many complaints about coffee break in Reverse Mode. The game is easy enough as it is, what's the problem with a goofy autofail?

Doodle God Blitz

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Jul. 18, 2015

Rating: 8

Good god I hate these games. Why add badges Kong? Boredom combined with constant ads and other related nonsense? I can't even figure out how this is a game...

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