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Balloon in a Wasteland

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Apr. 07, 2014

Rating: 7

My guy went 25 straight hours without sleep, whilst shooting at nightmarish shadows, inflating a balloon, setting traps, haggling prices for weapons and only incurred a 17% accuracy loss. I think he's the real beast here! Maybe he's the REAL danger, and those shadows are peaceful yet mutated forest creatures defending their neighbours from becoming yet more victims of the NUCLEAR BALLOOOOON MAN!!

Forbidden Arms

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Mar. 21, 2014

Rating: 0

Greg, I'm loving the IASIP reference on the medium badge. Cracked me right up.

Kids Vs. Santa

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Mar. 14, 2014

Rating: 11

Oh my god. I cannot even be bothered to earn the easy badge here, it is so easy and slow paced. No sense of danger or urgency. I find myself letting the little pricks climb aboard my sleigh just for the small bump of excitement. This game is great for insomniacs, it's already sent me to sleep. Music's pretty good though.

Magic and Empire

Play Magic and Empire

Feb. 11, 2014

Rating: -1

It's pretty with a decent musical score. I spent 5 mins going "oooooh" and am now never going to engage with this pointless ccg greed-clone, ever again.

Dynetzzle

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Jan. 30, 2014

Rating: 8

Took me almost 30 minutes and now my brain hurts. But, I now feel capable of constructing any complex mechanical device, purely in my head. As long as it's mostly a cube.

Dillo Hills 2

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Jan. 27, 2014

Rating: 0

Main objection: Once you've invested xp into your first character, whats the point in switching, ever?

Developer response from fexLabs

This is a good point, and it's been brought up before. I'm going to see if I can sneak in an item that lets you transfer XP from one character to another, or at least refund it so you can spend it elsewhere.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Jan. 26, 2014

Rating: -1

I think the first Socrates' answer was "Your Face Is Ugly. Can I haz plz? :)"

Dojo of Death

Play Dojo of Death

Jan. 19, 2014

Rating: 0

Yep, making them bunch together and chasing after you like a gaggle of star-crazed school girls works every time.

Cursed Treasure 2

Play Cursed Treasure 2

Jan. 07, 2014

Rating: 12

I'm only halfway through the campaign and i've already seen enough orcish explosives to crack the world in two, sufficient hellfire to boil the seas and ample morbid spheres of ambiguous doom to power the most soul-less of modern cities. Yet I continue the onslaught. Why? BECAUSE THEY TOUCHED MY GEMS!!

10 More Bullets

Play 10 More Bullets

Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: 2

Fun distraction, but Medium badge requires too much patience rather than skill. Only way I can see to get it, aside from having a really LUCKY run, is max upgrades + a lot of savings for extra bullets. Considering that I make about 800 gold per run, if I shoot every convenient gold miner, this will take too long.

The Everloom

Play The Everloom

Dec. 26, 2013

Rating: 6

Once I obtained the Scythe + Confidence, I knew it was time to become DEATH INCARNATE! To all water cacti >_>

One Step Back

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Aug. 13, 2013

Rating: 1

Yeah i have the same problem with catching the orange selves on one of the levels... pretty sure i made it impossible for myself since i can't catch myself due to the particular asymetric layout of platforms.

The Peacekeeper

Play The Peacekeeper

Jul. 14, 2013

Rating: 2

These puns are really getting tAXE-ing. You're all starting to take the peace.

The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter

Play The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter

Jul. 06, 2013

Rating: 32

I think my character has some issues. For a start, he keeps trying to ignite everything with matches. He tells himself he doesn't need to, but he's just lying to himself. The urge is too strong.

Strike Force Heroes 2

Play Strike Force Heroes 2

May. 19, 2013

Rating: 2

hahaha got a sheep launcher for my merc from a lucky "garbage" slot roll. It's so baaaaad. Ewe can't lose if you just hoof it whilst ramming the enemy, turns the map into a slaughterhouse. Their ass is grass. SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME AARGH

A small talk at the back of beyond

Play A small talk at the back of beyond

May. 18, 2013

Rating: 3

AI: "...I want you to like me" Me: "I will never like you." AI: "That makes me happy. Thankyou." *facepalm*

no-one has to die.

Play no-one has to die.

May. 01, 2013

Rating: 2

I chose Christine first purely because I was operating alphebetically. Does that make me cold and callous? Or did I just recognise that I don't have the right to judge for myself who lives or dies, instead leaving it to what is effectively a random variable. A toss of the dice. Nah, i'm just callous :D

Magnetized

Play Magnetized

May. 01, 2013

Rating: 0

nvm ^^ that was sneaky.

Magnetized

Play Magnetized

May. 01, 2013

Rating: 0

everyone flaming about lv57... what about 56?! where the hell's the exit? aaaaah!

Magnetized

Play Magnetized

May. 01, 2013

Rating: 1

Love it. Simple mehcanics, challenging play. Also I swear some of the music is inspired by the megaman series ^^

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