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Bloons TD 5

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Aug. 29, 2012

Rating: 4

Hey, that's not cool. I guess because I played past 12:00 last night the little chest thinger doesn't count it as being a new day today. It's still just chillin' there open from before.

Jahooma's LogicBox

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Aug. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

Finally, a game that acknowledges how much potted plants suck. They definitely deserve their spot below all the other household objects. Stupid useless plants, always dying on me...

Dibbles 3: Desert Despair

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Aug. 26, 2012

Rating: -11

I am losing my mind here. Probably 70% of the time I've spent playing this has been spent repeatedly going through the first majority of certain levels just so I can alter some tiny detail at the end. It's infuriating. Then I get so damn tired of restarting that I rush just to get through the repetitive part of a level and end up screwing up some other simple detail and being forced to restart *again*. While I was doing fairly well, at this point I've gotten so unbelievably tired of having to replay entire levels over and over to figure things out that I'm using the walkthrough for the last few levels just for the sake of brevity. Right now I just want to get the badge and leave. On top of it there are tons of little annoyances peppered around; I recall people *repeatedly* saying there should be a hotkey for FF and a way to pause while still seeing the level ON THE VERY FIRST GAME. Why the hell are those sorts of things still not fixed multiple games down the line?

Ultimate Assassin 3: Level Pack

Play Ultimate Assassin 3: Level Pack

Aug. 26, 2012

Rating: 6

Idk, I haven't ever been a fan of these games, and upon giving it another try miraculously I still don't like it. The whole thing feels slow (despite the constant need to be quick for achievements, which is ridiculous), and it's all way more frustrating than fun. The worst part is that I feel completely impotent. Sprint drains too fast (I'm a slightly overweight white dude with no training and I could outsprint this guy), invisibility is borderline useless because it drains in just a couple seconds and the guards move too slowly and erratically to have any foresight, and worst of all I can't even kill or incapacitate a completely oblivious guard. Note that most stealth games sort of include being able to do that for a reason. Making it through a level here doesn't feel like an accomplishment; it feels like it's just completely random chance, since we have almost no reasonable tools of any sort to evade the guards.

Airborne Wars

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Aug. 23, 2012

Rating: 0

There are some interesting ideas here, but it seems kind of slow, overly simplistic, and, erm...flimsy? Idk, it just doesn't seem to have solid base mechanics. It feels like you're just watching things happen as opposed to controlling them. You just click and drag every once in a while.

Dynamite Snake

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Aug. 19, 2012

Rating: 0

Muahaha! I've beaten it! Take that you bastard.

Relic Of War

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Aug. 17, 2012

Rating: 2

Lt. Helga, that had best be a regulation garter belt you're wearing. You know we have a strict policy on visible underwear around here.

Nuclear Plant

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Aug. 16, 2012

Rating: -2

Oh right, but I don't understand why everyone is saying you max reload before money gain; the enemies end up dead either way, and while you're reloading you're researching so you aren't losing anything by not having max reload. On the other hand you're losing out on money you can use to get the x-ray and take down the tree much quicker later on by not having max money gain. Plus with max money it doesn't matter as much that you can't reload quickly because you'll be using a better weapon far quicker anyways. That's all my logic anyways.

Nuclear Plant

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Aug. 16, 2012

Rating: 3

Heck yeah, finally beat it in under 2 days. As a matter of fact it took exactly 1 day, 20 hours, and 39 minutes. Simply maxing research speed, then money gain speed, then reload, then finally plant growth speed (I ended up with 1 in health regen and accuracy too, but those weren't really necessary honestly) did it for me. As with Igor83185 I found the sniper rifle and X-ray to be the only 2 guns I needed. There were a few inefficiencies I had, such as the before mentioned single points in regen and accuracy, but I would be really surprised if it was possible in less than a day and a half. Actually one of the things that spurred me on to trying to beat it in a shorter time was that I was hoping that maybe there would be a different ending if you finished it fast enough or something, but it looks like that isn't the case.

Dynamite Snake

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Aug. 14, 2012

Rating: 0

What a strange game. Pretty original imo, I like it.

Super Adventure Pals

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Aug. 11, 2012

Rating: 1

Hey, and I even got +girlfriend! Now if I can just manage to do that in real life...

Super Adventure Pals

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Aug. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

This made me lol pretty hard ("Aye, I used to look for boobies, but then I lost my super tight speedo). More importantly though, it brings attention to the oft overlooked issue of penguin rights; your progressive views on penguin child adoption are truly refreshing, especially in a world so prejudiced against penguin kind.

Hanna in a Choppa 2

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Aug. 10, 2012

Rating: 0

You have a very pretty kitty. I'm assuming that's your kitty there. I certainly hope you aren't showing us other people's kitties, that would be terrible.

Aeon Defense

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Aug. 09, 2012

Rating: 8

One thing I found outrageously frustrating; if we can't control other units, why is there something like the drag box? Why can we so easily click on other units? I can't count the number of times I was borderline screaming at my computer when, as a frost spec'd mage, there's some annoying ass enemy hero running away and all it would take would be one ice bolt but because he's around a bunch of other units and I'm frantically clicking trying to attack him I somehow end up clicking on another unit and losing control of my guy. If there was some hotkey like you had to shift+click on another unit to select them that, would be ok. The way it is makes no sense. I understand it's based on warcraft, but seeing as warcraft has you controlling every unit, there would be a reason to be able to click on them all. Notice how when blizzard made WoW they didn't make you suddenly lose control of your character if you clicked on someone else?

Flood Runner 4

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Aug. 06, 2012

Rating: 3

Dude can punch the crap out of T-rexes, kick the daylights out of giant sharks and smash straight through asteroids. What the hell is he running for? On a side note, make sure to use keyboard controls. Not only can you press any one of the keys to defeat enemies so you don't have to press jump and worry about, ya know, jumping, you can also press down to drop faster/drop on and hit enemies. You just generally have more control.

Stardrops

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Aug. 05, 2012

Rating: -3

Wow, the control scheme is just ungodly bad. Unimaginably bad. I spend half my time just trying to get to where I want to go without ending up running in the opposite direction because the direction switch up every time I switch hemispheres.

Developer response from Seirie

Thanks for the feedback! We have uploaded a new version without the dynamic controls. Now left is always clockwise and right counter clockwise. Let us know if you like that better.

Pixel Warrior

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Aug. 05, 2012

Rating: 0

Certainly not terrible. Reminded me of that boss battle game, but I just can't seem to remember the name, which I guess would be important because 'that boss battle game' could refer to a whole lot of things. Ah, right, and I'll be expecting the cake and the princess imminently as I'm kind of hungry for cake and I'm damn hungry for, uh...something else. It's ok, you'll understand when you get a bit older my little friend.

Tequila Zombies 2

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Aug. 02, 2012

Rating: -1

Aha, so this must be one of those towns I've heard of where only two type of women exist; young, attractive, well endowed ones and crazy old ones. Must be something in the water...

Stranded

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Jul. 31, 2012

Rating: 2

Oh, and taintmaster; the relics aren't the things that take damage. When you hit em' you're the one who takes damage. Take a look at your health after hitting one.

Stranded

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Jul. 31, 2012

Rating: 2

Wow, ok, so if you're going to give gun directional upgrades and not tell us we're going to have to deal with missions that require us to specifically not shoot certain things, then at least give us the ability to reset our upgrades or something.

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