What in the name of god is this? 3/4 of the controls don't work at all, the language is awful even for someone for whom English isn't their first language, you can only switch items using the middle mouse button which, ya know, scrolls the screen (there would be a reason that in almost every game in which you switch items by rolling there's always an alternate way of switching), random crap floats around with you everywhere blocking everything you try to do regardless so by the end of an area you have a massive cloud of debris trailing you, the graphics are pretty awful, and you can't tell what you're supposed to do half the time between the before mentioned controls that barely work and the fact that whoever created this has a terrible grasp of both English and giving simple, non-verbal instructions; the fact that this has a 3.5 smells fishy to me, considering I've seen way, WAY better games struggling to get to such, so I'm going to flag this just to ease my conscience...
I'm kind of wondering if I missed some sort of introduction, because I'm still a little confused as to why exactly this kid has a grudge with the moon.
Ok, I'm clearly experiencing a bug. Every time I finish a game it claims that I only have 56 cash. Then it adds around 60 or so cash, whatever I'm supposed to get from finishing the game, giving me 100 some. Then next time I finish a game it again claims I only had 56 cash. Then it adds around 60 or so. Then next time I finish it claims I have 56 cash again. I think you get my point. It's really frustrating that other people are using boosts, and yet for some reason despite the fact that I've played multiple games and should have around 400 cash right not I still have only 56.
I'm with emekoo, some clarification on items would be good. I too am confused as to the health ring and the regeneration ring; the descriptions are kind of vague and confusing, especially with descriptions like with the health one in the shop where it talks about healthier citizens making a healthier nation. That goes for stats/skills too. For ex., how do we know what % increase, say, treasure finding gives us? How much regen does the regen skill give us? Does def reduce damage by a static amount, or a %? How does each mace compare in damage? Does, say, the lightning mace have enough extra to make up for how unpredictable it is? I have a ton more, but you get my point. I realize that your first lang. probably isn't english, so it's likely a pain in the ass to have to write detailed descriptions, but they would certainly be very helpful when choosing gear and skills.
I'm loving this game. Not only is it generally awesome, but it's plenty long. There's nothing quite as disappointing as finding an amazing game only to have it end abruptly. I've already been playing this longer than most games, and I'm only getting towards the end of the second area...
PvP games + real world money = fail. I realize that it doesn't have anything that requires kreds yet, but there's a reason that in many games that have PvP elements, things that you spend actual money on very rarely make an individual stronger in combat itself. Nobody wants to play a game where some pre-adolescent brat with full access to daddy and mommy's credit card has a distinct advantage over even those who are far better at the game. All that's going to happen in that scenario is that you'll be pandering to said brats who will give you a burst of money at first, but will quickly deplete their tiny attention span and leave. By that point everyone else will already be gone and the whole game will be forever relegated to obscurity all because of extremely poor planning. Just thought I'd mention that.
Man, am I the only one who feels kind of bad for the little eggs? I mean, anthropomorphized eggs are usually kind of innocent and cute to begin with, and they act kind of dumb and clueless here, and then to top it off they let out little cries of pain as swarms of bees are violently attacking them. Poor eggs, they haven't even been born yet and already the world is taking a big ol' dump on em.
Great, so I finished the game a while ago, and now I come back to get the badge and I'm stuck at the main screen, with the 'start mission' button not actually working. Jesus, bug galore in this game.
Oh boy, another game with energy. I'm wondering if this isn't by the maker of the last game I said this on; I'm not going to pay you every time I want to continue playing the game. Don't pretend like this is a free game when in reality there's no possible way to actually play without paying something. That really irks me, I won't lie. As phoenix said, 1/5. Just because you can play sort of kind of for free while only having limited item selection and only for tiny increments doesn't make a game free. Not to mention most glaringly of all you're penalized for playing the game more...hell, even online games that are actually obviously worth money like WoW doesn't do anything close to that utterly stupid. These allegedly 'free' multiplayer games that are anything but free are a god damn cancer on this site. Kongregate claims it hosts free online games. That's slowly becoming a false claim judging by the amount of shitty mmo moneygrabs that have flocked here.
I don't understand the obsession with multiplayer games that are looking for money recently instituting energy/some form of limitation that stops people from playing further unless they pay something. Doesn't that seem, ya know, really counter intuitive? Generally the whole point games go for is getting people to play for longer periods, not shorter ones. Like for example right now; I haven't been playing long, but I just run out of energy. Now I could pay to fill my energy back up, or I could wait for forever for it to fill up...or I could leave and not play anymore. The latter seems like the most likely option at the moment.
Really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY needs a fast forward button of some sort. I'm not going to lie, what's stopping me from finishing this game isn't that it's too difficult or anything like that; I simply don't have the patience to sit there doing nothing while the sugar ever so slowly makes its way down every slope I make for it. It's mind numbingly boring doing so. I simply end up saying to myself "God damn it this is supposed to be a game. It's meant to be fun, not boring. Screw the badge." and leaving.
Bunny, you're so funny; you're like a hanky when my nose is runny...sorry, that's my little bunny rhyme. Anyways, I'm not sure what's with the low ratings on this site, but people seem to be ridiculously critical anymore. I'd think that a game like this would easily get on the hot new games list, and yet it's barely making the cut. Poor funny bunny...
I don't know, this kid obviously has a lot more patience than I do. The first time I hit payday and was told "Hey, now you have money! But remember! The only thing you can do with it is essentially give it right back in the form of spending your personal finances on items that actually allow you to do your job!" I'd throw my uniform down and walk right out. Not that this 'papa louie' fellow would have any idea since he doesn't ever show up anyways. The thing would probably be abandoned for years before he came back to realize the only people who have been in his shop recently have been a few families of squatters and a crack head or two. Of course that also brings a question to mind; how exactly are we getting paid?
Gah, those exploding aliens and their damn acid puddles. They stick around for way too long. On that note, it kind of doesn't feel like things move along nearly well enough. I guess that's kind of an inevitable byproduct of the genre, but we still can't do nearly enough per turn. Then I have to hit the end turn button and wait for a ton of enemies to move, sometimes in separate increments, and then make another tiny bit of progress and repeat. Plus turns affect our medal, so my focus in upgrading and otherwise is to find any possible way to increase my movement so it doesn't take 3 turns just to walk down a hallway. I'd naturally assume a game like this is supposed to be about dealing with the aliens, not figuring out how to not go insane while only moving a foot a turn. Also; needs an undo button. Really, really needs an undo button.
Man, not only are all the women my dude meets really shallow, apparently they're also a bunch of whiny, harpy, emotionally needy bitches who don't understand that dating a professional athlete sometimes means they aren't around. Then again I guess I can understand if they don't take their significant others' career seriously when they work for 'star dollars' instead of actual, real currency...
Man, my save got wiped at some point apparently. Gah...I like this game, but man, this is going to be, like, the 5th time I've had to restart for one reason or another. Like when I get completely confused and accidentally accept a horrible contract, and my coach forever says he doesn't feel like renegotiating yet. Well, ok, you don't feel like talking about it; it so happens that I don't feel like playing for a team that pays me basically nothing a game. Unfortunately basically everything outside of the game operates nothing like it should in reality. Oh, and every woman in this universe is apparently shallow and only concerned with whether I have nice things or not. As many a-rapper have said over time; we don't love them hoes. Actually I think they usually say more along the lines of "F*** bitches. Get money", but I can never tell if they're trying to say that I both should have sex with women and get money, or that I should forget women and get money.
So the point of the game is to rely on a really unreliable mechanic to kill enemies that come in an order/pace that we have no way of knowing unless we simply play through and try to remember how each wave goes, we get points for not wasting flowers, except we don't really have any choice because we barely have any flowers to begin with, we're supposed to kill enemies as late as possible (the game's words, not mine) despite the fact that there's almost no way to accurately predict how flowers are going to react and if you don't send out enough to begin with there's almost no way to effectively destroy an enemy close to the line. And to top it all off there's no way to restart or quit, so if the really unreliable, unpredictable flower mechanic screws you you have to refresh the page and go through the tutorial levels each time. I don't know...doesn't sound all too well thought out to me.
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The respawn being on the spacebar is being fixed in an update that will go live tonight or tomorrow.