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Pretentious Game 3

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Jul. 18, 2013

Rating: -1

Why did you imagine that adding depressing text to a game would make it more fun?

Chuck the Sheep

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Jul. 17, 2013

Rating: 8

You get cards for flying through sets of three hoops.

Luminara

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Jun. 23, 2013

Rating: 4

Totally unrealistic. When you're in the little square room with the bouncy walls and you think everyone's out to get you, they do not, I repeat, *not* give you a gun.

Light-Bot Rewired

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Jun. 23, 2013

Rating: 6

Nice game. I hope the paid-for levels work out for you; they certainly didn't work out for me...

Luminara

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Jun. 23, 2013

Rating: 5

So, I got the easy badge, which was pretty easy, as the name suggests. And I thought I've have a go at the hard one. I died within the first second. Doh!

Dodge

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Jun. 22, 2013

Rating: 2

It seems that Kong badges were much harder in 2009. I bet the easy badge would be something like level 4 if this game came out today.

Rolling Ghosts

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Jun. 22, 2013

Rating: 2

Nice little game and a good variation on a common theme. My only criticism is that the end of level animations are a bit long and it should be possible to skip a couple of levels if you get stuck.

Monty's Moon

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Jun. 22, 2013

Rating: 15

Meh. Very one-dimensional, even for a launch game. There's only one kind of "enemy" and hitting them is very hard to avoid and completely kills your speed. And maybe I'm just being paranoid but every line of bananas seems to lead straight to a bird. The collision detection seems poor: huge hit boxes around the birds and tiny ones around the bananas makes game play frustrating. And the controls are poor: unplayable on a trackpad and why do I have to hold my mouse button down all the damned time? On the plus side, the game runs smoothly, the graphics are fine and the music's good. Overall, though, I think this game is pretty poor.

Blob's Story

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Jun. 20, 2013

Rating: 0

Thanks for the bug-fixes, though it's kinda disheartening when you get 3/4 of the way through a game, come back to it the next day and find your progress has been lost.

Mini Commando

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Jun. 20, 2013

Rating: -1

Because there's nothing like a point-and-click video game with pounding rock music to pay tribute to 70 million dead... Way to go with not trivializing that at allllll. Also, the claim about women and children is somewhat misleading: since around 35% of the deaths were military, the majority of dead in WWII were men. For example, the Soviet Union suffered far more military and civilian deaths than any other country but, of those, around 20 million were men and 6.5 million women.

Zombies, Inc.

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Jun. 18, 2013

Rating: 1

@Luell: There *is* a tutorial! There's also a help section. @Braingeyser: click the trophy icon at the top of the screen in the middle.

Zombies, Inc.

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Jun. 18, 2013

Rating: 3

I lost interest in this when I couldn't work out what makes you win battles. Sure, I won plenty of them, but I'd keep losing battles where my attack strength exceeded the humans' defence and my defence exceeded their attack. Surely, that battle should be heavily in my favour?

Alien Anarchy

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Jun. 15, 2013

Rating: 3

@S1rSchm00py: Believe it or not, they have copyright law in countries besides the USA... Also, US copyright law has very generous "fair use" exceptions compared to many European countries, which includes parody.

Alien Anarchy

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Jun. 15, 2013

Rating: 1

Failing missions is actually an advantage! If you win, you have to spend most of your money repairing your base; if you lose, you get the repair for free. Oops.

Dawn of the Dragons

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Jun. 15, 2013

Rating: 8

In the character selection screen, the skin colours other than white are terrible. The greenish one looks like a corpse and the others look like horrible accidents in the tanning salon. If you're going to have an option for changing skin colours, at least make them reasonable.

Death vs. Monstars

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Jun. 14, 2013

Rating: 0

I want to know what the devs were smoking when they decided it would be a good idea to have what is basically a rear-facing gun, and for the player hold the mouse button down the whole damned time to strafe.

Epic War Saga

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Jun. 13, 2013

Rating: 7

I note that "epic" and "saga" are both words that mean "goes on and on and on"...

Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

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Jun. 08, 2013

Rating: 5

I like the way this game encourages good capitalist hobbies, like beating birds to death with big bags of money.

Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

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Jun. 07, 2013

Rating: -5

I must've tried and failed a dozen times to kill the boss in level four. It's crazy to suddenly introduce something that's so vastly harder than anything that's come before. Big pile of meh. Bye bye, game.

Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

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Jun. 07, 2013

Rating: 20

There's the makings of a nice game in here. However, the repetition is really annoying. I don't want to have to play the same level four or five times just to get all the unlocks. And the boss on level 4 is really bad: the last save position before you meet him is three or four minutes back, if you were trying to collect all the sarge coins on that level. Also, it really needs an option to turn off the music without having to play in total silence. Is it really so hard for game developers to understand that not everyone likes listening to looped music?

Developer response from FliplineStudios

Sorry to hear you're having trouble with Sarge (he can be easier with certain characters), though there's a blue ribbon checkpoint flower right before his room. If you die during the boss fight, you should start off right before his battle and not have to walk all the way back.

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