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Bible Fight

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Jan. 03, 2014

Rating: 8

Dear Programmer. I have a 102-key keyboard. Why do you think I want to memorize stupid combinations of up/down/left/right/z/x instead of using some of the other 96 keys available?

Jumpcat

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Jan. 03, 2014

Rating: 12

Most annoying controls ever! Holding longer to jump higher is fine but it should start the jump when you press the key, not when you release it.

Hedgehog Launch

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Jan. 03, 2014

Rating: 3

No autosave? Srsly?

Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)

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Jan. 02, 2014

Rating: 5

"Hint: tilt keyboard to the right to match the game perspective if you’re having trouble." Hint: I'm using a laptop. Choose better controls.

Castaway 2

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Jan. 02, 2014

Rating: 0

@gonard3 If you "get wood" by killing "snakes", Dr Freud might want to have a word with you. The rest of us get it by cutting down bushes!

Castaway 2

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Jan. 02, 2014

Rating: 4

Does the getting-dark-at-night thing have any actual gameplay purpose or is it just there to give me terrible eyestrain?

Medieval Rampage 2

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Jan. 01, 2014

Rating: 8

Who exactly had the genius idea that everything beyond a longbow should fire two arrows, neither of which is actually aimed at the place where you click?!?

[Visible] III

Play [Visible] III

Jan. 01, 2014

Rating: 13

It's nice that your corpse can trigger a checkpoint so you start again from there even though you died before you reached it!

[Visible] III

Play [Visible] III

Jan. 01, 2014

Rating: 5

The controls are annoyingly imprecise for a game that often requires you to land on platforms narrower than your own standing pose. Especially the way he doesn't stop running instantly when you let go of the arrow key.

DuckLife3: Evolution

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Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: -1

Great. So your "reward" for playing the minigames is to watch the most boring movie ever of your duck bobbing along in some mega-tedious race. Also, free clue: if you want me to play the minigames hundreds of times each, you don't need to give me the instructions every single time!

Areas

Play Areas

Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: -3

The controls are just terrible. When the mouse pointer is close to the ship, you have no fine control over the direction you're shooting in. Try to move it farther away to get that control and, whoops, you stop shooting when you move.

Roadkill Revenge

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Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: 8

Geek geek geek. On level 28, the runway markings are wrong. The numbers are the compass bearing of the runway, in units of ten degrees so they should be between 01 and 36 (60 is invalid) and the markings from each end should differ by 18, since approaching from the opposite direction changes the bearing by 180deg.

Roadkill Revenge

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Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: 1

Just after playing this, I looked out of the window and saw a line of slow-moving cars, a car half pulled out of the gas station and a truck driving towards all of the above. I freaked out for half a second.

Bot Arena 3

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Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: 2

Because everybody wants to read forty(!) pages of instructions before playing a game! For bonus marks, the controls are terrible. "You, robot, follow that other robot!" "Yes, sir! I will go to the point you just clicked" "I said follow that other robot!" "But you missed him by two pixels, sir, so I'll just go to that place next to where he was standing when you clicked."

New Star Soccer

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Dec. 30, 2013

Rating: 8

Man, the rate of inflation on those energy drinks is crazy!

RPG Shooter: Starwish

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Dec. 29, 2013

Rating: -5

Nice graphics but the gameplay is rather slow. And I don't understand why it's called "RPG Shooter". It's just a side-scrolling space shooter with upgrades and a story to skip past. None of that is role playing.

New York Shark

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Dec. 29, 2013

Rating: 0

1/5 for the Bin Laden plane, which is in stunningly bad taste.

Ether War

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Dec. 29, 2013

Rating: 4

This is nice but it's missing some essential details. Why no health meter for the station? Why does it print three pages of instructions every time you start the game? Why does it tell me to press space to clear those instructions, when that's the pause key, so it immediately pauses the game? Why does it forget the graphics settings at the end of each game?

Realm of the Mad God

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Dec. 27, 2013

Rating: -21

Demands an email address for you to start playing. Sorry but there's no legitimate reason at all for you to want that. Instant 1/5.

Mechanical Commando 2

Play Mechanical Commando 2

Dec. 27, 2013

Rating: 7

Badly needs some kind of checkpointing system.

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