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Fairway Solitaire

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Mar. 25, 2013

Rating: 3

"You set a high score in #Fairway Solitaire. Overall Longest Drive: 1" Yay! I'm awesome! Or something.

Cat God vs Sun King 2

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Mar. 23, 2013

Rating: 64

The biggest problem with this game is that, the better you are at it, the harder it is to get the golden scarabs because you're penalized for winning the level too quickly. Add to that the massively random level design and its huge effect on the game (two consecutive short "layers" in the tower means your enemies have a huge choke point and you can just bomb the hell out of it) and I'm sorry but this just isn't a very good game. Having said that, the music is awesome.

Super Duck Punch!

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Mar. 23, 2013

Rating: 2

Is there any actual skill here or is it just me who wanders around mashing ZXC?

FPS-MAN

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Mar. 14, 2013

Rating: 1

I find this very difficult to play because the mouse allows me to look up and down but this has no positive role in the game-play: it just gets in the way. Really, I'd just prefer to use the cursor keys to mean forwards, backwards, turn left and turn right. And a strafe key if people want to be able to do that.

Light Wing

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Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 5

Also, needs a restart button, since getting the green weapon is essentially game over.

Light Wing

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Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 8

This is a good start: nice graphics, good music, reasonable gameplay. However, it really needs autofire and I'd much prefer a system where you have an amount of armour that can potentially regenerate, rather than havign a fixed number of lives. The boss is far too difficult, since you either have the homing weapon that does no damage or you have to hit right under where the enormous death laser comes out.

Obliterate Everything 2

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Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 8

The only strategy you need is: build three or four generators, then spam-build interceptors plus a few gunships and a few bombers if there are buildings to destroy. Most levels are won before you even think about building medium-sized ships.

Fear Less!

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Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 2

This game becomes a whoooole lot easier when you realise that (a) you can remap the controls from the left-handed defaults and (b) you use the sword not by pressing the button when you get to the enemy but by pressing it in advance, when the slider's in the red zone.

Bearbarians

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Mar. 09, 2013

Rating: -2

"This game is CPU-intensive". You're not kidding -- it's using 60% of my CPU and I'm just sitting at the main menu! Ridiculous!

Fear Less!

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Mar. 09, 2013

Rating: -2

80% of people are right-handed. That means that they much prefer to perform precision tasks with their right hand. So why does this game place all controls under the left hand? That's really terrible interface design.

Bubble Sky

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Mar. 05, 2013

Rating: 4

A badge for a clunky implementation of a completely unoriginal game... why?

HexaShift

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Feb. 23, 2013

Rating: 3

This makes no sense. I'm supposed to make groups of three or more, which will be destroyed to give me points. I'm encouraged to go for combos. But, after each turn, the screen is full of groups of three or more -- why didn't they explode and be part of my combo?

400 Years

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Feb. 13, 2013

Rating: 0

Meh. He walks so slowly that the game's a real drag. And I was supposed to work out on my own that I should just wait for about 50 years after giving wheat to the villagers so they'd eventually get off their asses and build me a bridge? Not exactly intuitive in a game where the player has a definite time limit, so waiting and hoping seems like a really bad idea. (Except that it turns out you have about three times as much time as you actually need...)

400 Years

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Feb. 13, 2013

Rating: 1

So I can... carry grain under water but not keep it through the winter? In the real world, wet grain rots but our whole civilization is built on our ability to store grain through the winter.

Caesar's Day Off

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Feb. 12, 2013

Rating: 3

@28dropz3 Actually, there's no archaeological or literary record of what gestures were used, except that they somehow involved the thumb.

Fairway Solitaire

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Feb. 03, 2013

Rating: 4

Man, 21 under par on Jungle Brook. Shame I didn't buy a lottery ticket this week!

Cis & Dis vs. The Beat

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Feb. 01, 2013

Rating: 1

Nice graphics and I like the music. However, the concept seems to be broken and I do just as well whether I have the music on or off. "Jumps" seem to be on the off-beat as often as they're on the beat so, for every time the beat guides you to jump at the right time, it misleads you into jumping at the wrong time. The whole point of these beat games is that the beat of the music is supposed to tell you when to jump but here, it doesn't.

Developer response from AlpacaTeam

Thank you for your comment, beeble. You are right and we are working hard to correct all the points you mentioned. Stay tuned!

Loved

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Jan. 29, 2013

Rating: 0

What is it that makes somebody wake up in the morning and think, "I know what the world needs. It needs another Flash platformer that requires precise jumping around obstacles but has terribly inaccurate controls."?

Loved

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Jan. 29, 2013

Rating: 1

@Indipendence The badges of the day *are* randomly chosen from all the badges available (no hard badges on weekdays). Occasionally, a badge is chosen manually, for example to give a spooky game on hallowe'en but, on an ordinary day, the computer picks the badge at random.

Flood Fill

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Jan. 28, 2013

Rating: 0

Nice little game.

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