Stuff the archdruid and every other farking mount of gimmicky bullshyte you crammed into this game. This is NOT the sequel to Cursed Treasure. This is Cursed Treasure after somebody took a massive diarrhea dump all over it. Congratulations Armor Games, you've done it again.
Once again, Armor Games works under the logic that A) clunky, barely responsive controls just give it an old school feeling, and B) there is absolutely no reason whatsoever a game like that hasn't been tried yet. This game is crap. I wish I could give you a 0/5.
Got the code cod, got the enigmatendo, brought them to the console, entered the code, waited, nothing happened, said "The hell?", tried it a few more times, clicked around to make sure I wasn't missing anything, still nothing, realized the game was crap, posted this comment, went elsewhere to play a REAL game.
"The only real mystery is. . . Why do I have invisible trousers?" Because the animator was too lazy to animate your feet and tried to hide it by being artsy. Couldn't possibly be because he thought that kind of character design would be appropriate for a 2D platformer like this.
Literally didn't even make it through the tutorial before the CPU started pampering itself with critical one-hit-KO attacks. Back to the drawing board, douche.
How to win on impossible:
#1: Play the game on an easy mode. Once you're towards the end, pick five survivors, equip them with your best weapons, and max out all of their stats EXCEPT for science.
#2: Win the game at city hall.
#3: Save your game and select your five super-survivors for the "new city" mission. Select "Impossible" at the opening menu.
#4: Keep repeating step #3 until you get a map with a hospital in the adjacent square as well as a decent cluster of farming and living tiles.
#5: De-equip your super-survivors and equip them to the first new survivors you recruit.
#6: Expand your territory in one direction all way to one edge of the map, then into a corner so you won't have zombies coming at you from all sides.
#7: Have fun.
No, seriously, stop playing this game the very second you get that medium badge. It is utter bullshit. It will turn into an agonizing waiting game after only minutes of play, and no matter how huge the advantage of your sworn sword is in battle, you will still lose (no, seriously, I just lost on a 10-1 battle). Screw this game, screw them for making it, screw Kongregate for hosting it, and screw anyone who tries to swindle their way into our pockets with a festering turd of a game like this ever again.
Leave it to Game of Thrones to take one of the worst concepts for a video game and make one of the worst versions of such yet. This game is a great big festering turd that can't give you even five minutes of play before the developers start prodding you for cash. As soon as you get the badge, tell all of Westeros to go eff itself.
It's unfortunate that you feel this way. We have many thousands of Kongregate players who are here for more than a badge, and have given us invaluable feedback and reports which have gone into the game's improvement over time, and will continue to do so. I hope you determine you can be part of that community, but if not, we're glad you tried it and took the time to give us feedback, Terastas.
I can't hate you enough for this festering turd of a game. The controls suck, the pace is boring, and the CPU pampers itself to insane degrees. You either didn't bother testing this game worth crap, or you're trolling us with it. Either way, there isn't a pit in Hell deep enough for the likes of you.
Alright. . . When you get to #2, please, please, PUH-LEASE make him walk faster. That's my only real gripe with this game (well, that and the fact that it's huge even though it's 8-bit pixel graphics). There are hints of brilliance in here, but they're hidden under layers upon layers of the worst kind of video game padding possible.
"Aww, the poor crow." *use rosary beads* "I don't want to strangle it. That's cruel." *use hammer* "I don't want to kill it like that. That's cruel." *leaves crow for a cat to tear apart* "There. Much better."
There are already plenty of games like this on Kongregate, and most of them have better controls and more engaging gameplay to boot. I certainly hope whoever did the graphics for this game was paid well, because their efforts were wasted on this thing.
I think you might need to go back and revise how the feedback is handled in this game. Because the first time I tried to play this game and got to the ending, the visuals lagged way behind the audio more and more until, I kid you not, my computer crashed and had to be restarted in safe mode. By any chance, does the ending sequence involve five separate audio files playing at once instead of just one of the completed version?
"Stuck?" No, I'm not stuck. Just trying to manage these ****-load-of-*** controls. Seriously, this is like trying to play Devil May Cry with the control scheme of Resident Evil. I find it incredibly difficult to believe that anybody beta tested this before it was published.
Ugh. There are so many launch games on Kongregate already, and damn near all of them are better designed than this one. Call this game what it really is: A quota filler.
You pretty much did the same thing here that you did with all the other Papa's _____ia games: Took a deceptively simplistic and boring concept for a game and overcomplicated it with a "special ability" system that makes it irritating AND boring to play. Bravo, now I know you're not just a phenomenal screw-up. You can't possibly screw up this badly this many times in a row by accident.
All those people who insist that this game deserves anything more than to have its binary code printed onto toilet paper are effing lying to you. This is not a great RPG -- it's an effing "pay to win" scam! And the further you play, the more painfully evident that is going to get. I know. I persisted with this festering turd of a game all the way up until the final boss, and it is, hands down, the most shallow, most annoying, most outright B.S. thing I have ever seen in my entire life. The boss has a ridiculously powerful attack, respawns enemies in front of him that need to be dispatched constantly, and needs to be fought THREE TIMES IN A ROW. For creating this festering turd and daring to call it a video game, nexontgt and ptwatester are my enemies for life.
Stupid piece of crap game! That freakin' hacking minigame knocked my E key right off the keyboard. Do you know how long this post took to type because of that! I've played a lot of really bad games on Kongregate, but this is the only one that's ever set me back financially! Screw you! I wish I could give you a 0/5 for that!
That. . . Was the most pointless game I have ever seen in my entire life. The sheer blandless of the gameplay made even a romance between duck and kitten pirate lords seem boring.
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It's unfortunate that you feel this way. We have many thousands of Kongregate players who are here for more than a badge, and have given us invaluable feedback and reports which have gone into the game's improvement over time, and will continue to do so. I hope you determine you can be part of that community, but if not, we're glad you tried it and took the time to give us feedback, Terastas.