I appreciate the effort that went into trying to make this more than just a game, but the controls are too choppy and sluggish for it to be enjoyable as a game. The puzzles aren't that hard to figure out; the hard part is making it actually happen. For that reason, I'd rate this a 2/5.
The worst part of this game is knowing that I have a sore wrist and fingers just because the douchebag who made this game felt like making a stupid pun. I can't decide if I want to tie you to a chair and whack you with a golf club or tie you to a chair and force you to play this festering turd of a game.
Did you HAVE to make it everything work with the ESC button? That button wasn't exactly meant to be mashed like this game demands of the player. Your not-so-witty pun comes at the expense of discomfort and strain on the player.
The waterfall level alone was infuriating enough to make me have homicidal fantasies about the person(s) who developed this game. Whatever medication the sadistic little puke who designed this game is on, he needs to increase the dosage.
Ugh. This game is terrible for the exact same reasons Taco Mia was terrible, which was terrible for the exact same reasons Burgerria was terrible, which was terrible for the exact same reasons Pizzeria was terrible. WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THESE?!!!
Gaming logic my foot. Sixteen games and only three of them are actually playable. The rest either have crap controls (which is baffling considering how simple they are) or can be lost in a split-second. This crap didn't deserve badges.
The only thing that makes me want to hunt you down and kill you more than that final boss is the fact that you have to start over at Lv. 18 if you lose. Get bent you miserable sack.
This game would have been a lot more fun if it didn't glitch at the end and force me to start over from scratch. I don't know what you were smoking when you made this, but generally the six differences are supposed to be on the screen from the start, not just pop up randomly. That damn hallway level damn near gave me a seizure too. 1/5.
I think the last level is broken. I keep trying to put a dig tool on top of the ledge, but it always drops it on the bottom instead. Do you know what that means Armor Games? It means this game is broken. And do you know what broken games get for a rating? A 1/5, of course.
I've done that bloody Delhi level more times than all the others combined, and I'm honestly not convinced there even are enough people in that bloody level to earn the silver and gold medals. I gotta' hand it to you, when you people screw up, you screw up big.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to properly describe how infuriating this game is to play. There are a lot of games on Kongregate that are utter crap, but this is easily ranking among the worst.
So you looked at one of the most annoying yet dull and tedious game mechanics in games like Neverwinter Nights and decided "Wow! We could make an entire game out of nothing but this!" Is that basically how the discussion went?
You people at Armor Games need to get it through your thick skulls that "original" doesn't mean "good." This game is one of those few that inexplicably manages to be both frustrating and boring simultaneously. You need to TRY to screw up that hard.
You know what would be nice in this game? If you could make OTHER drivers stop on a dime by bumping into them too. There are too many racing games on Kongregate that are so much better than this for you to justify including this one as well. 1/5.
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